da wreck of kalliopi

    … home reflectin on lass week’s big amsterdam show wit da concertgebouw orchestra, tree hour version of me new piece “da wreck of kalliopi”… was promised dared be 375 hot asian violinists, turned out dare were 5… … bitch-slapped me manager donal for gittin dat…

    jetlagged in hamsterdam

      … jetlagged in hamsterdam, esconced in hotel grand krapsnapolsky, donal and da boys unconscious on da floor, selena gomez in bed necks to me, met her at da gammy awards lass nigh, hitched a ride wit me… she’s quite a feek, tooks me sad away…