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Pension Fund Shot?

Retirement money dried up? Stop your bitching and do what me and Mrs. Aldrich do – EAT DOG FOOD.  And not that premium Alpo crap – I’m talking Chappie Original Dog Food Meal! Me and the Mrs. have been through tougher times than this.  A 39 cent can of dog food is a goddamned feast compared to what we …

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The Long-Haired Homosexuals From Cuddly Creatures Came By Yesterday

The long-haired homosexuals from Cuddly Creatures™ came by yesterday with some animals that we could pet for the afternoon.  The bleeding ass liberals started this program to comfort the lonely and old with an hour or two of furry love. My retarded son and his wife, Tokyo Rose, feel that we are too old to …

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