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To all in Manka Bros. Theatrical Group! - Khan Manka, Jr. - The Chairman's Blog

To all in Manka Bros. Theatrical Group!

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My god niece, the beautiful and sexy Maura Tierney, told me that there was a raunchy teen comedy called Superbad that made over $30 million at the box office.

Why the fuck don't we have a rauchy teen comedy coming out that will make over $30 million?!  I don't want to want to sound unreasonable, but I want a raunchy teen comedy in production by the end of this week!  I don't care if you call it "Little Johnny Handjob" - I want that movie in production!  And it better be good and it better make over $30 million its first weekend. 

Get to it - or I'll hire another Theatrical Group that can do the job right!

Khan Manka, Jr.
Chairman & CEO

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Chris Joyce said:

Good afternoon, Mr. Manka. I'm not in the Theatrical Group but I have a good idea of what you're talking about.

What do you think about this?

"Johnny Handjob"

It's about a big city high school kid named "Johnny Handjob" who comes to a small farming town to teach the local yokels how to get chicks. It's like "Footloose" meets "Superbad".

I can hire a guy to bang out the script in 3 or 4 hours.

Let me know.

Chris Joyce
Viceo President
Television Comedy Development

John Perry said:

Hello, sir. Great idea to get in on that market. We're developing a few things in television that will be like that... but I don't want to bore you with those details.

I think the Theatrical Group should produce a movie that does as well as Superbad. I think Johnny Handjob would be a great name. I'm not sure I agree with the story that Chris Joyce came up with. I think it should go something like...

"Johnny Handjob" - the story of a street dancer who goes to high school and teaches the kids how to fight and dance and have sex. It's all raunchy teen sex or "tex". It's like Superbad meetgs High School Musical 2". Big box office, big ratings. I can have a writer finish that by tonight! Definitely before CJ's writer.

John Perry
Vice President, TV Comedy Development

Robin Rafe said:

While I really really appreciate the notes and ideas FROM THE TV PEOPLE! -- I think we have it under control in the Theatrical Group. We have several properties that I won't put on the INTERNET for fear of things leaking to our competitors.

I have assured Mr. Manka in private that we are on top of the situation and it will be done.

Robin Rafe
Manka Bros. Theatrical Group

About Khan Manka, Jr.

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. StudiosKhan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.

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