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Khan Manka, Jr. - The Chairman's Blog: November 2007 Archives

November 2007 Archives

SmokeHouse.jpgGood afternoon.  The Manka Bros. Holiday Party will be December 18th at the Smoke House in Burbank.  Only EVPs and above may attend - BUT NOT ALL EVPS AND ABOVE!  I will choose which ones get to come.

Have a great Thanksgiving and holiday season.


Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios


I'm thinking of returning to L.A. in the morning but I don't want to see any of those freaks protesting outside of the studio.  Please have them removed before morning.

Thank you.


Khan Manka, Jr.

(dictated but not read)

I am writing to you from my winter home in Costa Rica.  Yesterday, I was so frightened by the hordes of short, ugly women and grizzled, lanky men marching in front of our studio, I told my driver Dirk to just keep on driving down Saticoy Street.  By the time we had reached Woodman Ave., I instructed Dirk to head to the Van Nuys aiport.


What can I say about the tragedy which has befallen all of us?  Manka has always viewed our product as "your prescription for entertainment".  What these "writers" are doing is akin to a doctor denying a dying child a prescription for much needed medicine.  For shame.


It floors me that these "writers" make themselves out to be the underdogs in this fight.  Underdogs?!?  There's a gazillion of them.  Carrying weapons!  Need I point out there's only like six of us running these corporate giants.  Gazillion versus six.  You do the math.


Here's the 411, "creative geniuses":  we don't make a dime off DVDs.  Just ask our accounting department.  Our online division is bleeding money.  The gift shop hasn't been in the black for years.  I got 6,000 Baker's Dozen coffee mugs I can't move!


On the flight down here, I guess I drank a little too much Patron, because I got deep with myself.  Deep and dark.  In that darkness, I apparently wrote the following passage:


"Revolution is exciting, but how often does it amount in something good?  Yes, the French managed to kick Marie Antoinette out of office, but what of that?  Do you really want to be watching French films?  In the course of history there's been perhaps one worthwhile revolution and that was OURS.  But that was an issue of 'taxation without representation', and if there's one thing this industry does not lack, it's representation!"


Message to Tina Fey, Jay Leno and Eva Longoria:  stop feeding these pricks on the picket lines!  They're starving artists, let them starve for fuck sake!



Khan Manka Jr. - Chairman & CEO, Manka Bros. Studios

About Khan Manka, Jr.

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. StudiosKhan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.

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