Bob Delavian Has Been Rehired...
After a week of begging and crying like a little baby bitch, Bob Delavian has been rehired by Manka Bros. Studios. He will be responsible for shining the shoes of senior management. It's possible, if he does a bad job, I will make him shine the shoes of all Manka Bros. employees.
To senior management employees who would like to take advantage of this free shoeshine offer - send your shoes to Gardener Shed B. This is also where Bob will be living for the next couple of months - so drop off your shoes at any time of day.
To Kim Felber, our new Head of Publicity, I urge you to send all the shoes in your very expensive collection to Bob where he will shine them and personally deliver them to your office (which used to be his office before he fucked up so badly).
Thank you.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
This is a great new perk, Mr. Manka. Thank you. Hopefully Bob can shine shoes better than he could publicize an event!
Bring it on, shine boy! Get your ass over to my office and shine my shoes!
Lloyd Grohl, President & COO
Bob Delavian is not coming near my shoes!