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The World's Largest Media Company... - Khan Manka, Jr. - The Chairman's Blog

The World's Largest Media Company...

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Good afternoon.  I just received word from our research department that, based on size, Manka Bros. Studios remains the World's Largest Media Company for the 23rd straight year even after a very challenging Q1 2009 in which our Theatrical Group didn't have one movie that worked; our Television Group didn't have one break-out show on MBS; our Music Group only had one release that received any attention (Seamus' He's Not Comin' Home); and our Publishing Group still can't seem to figure out how to do anything!

worlds_largest_chart_2009.jpgThe "world's largest" status is obviously not a result of our employees' performance at their jobs - because you don't become number one by sucking.  No... it is only a result of my superb leadership during this extremely difficult time.  And I'm tired of carrying you people.  It's time to step it up!  

If things don't improve going forward, I will not hesitate to institute another cost-cutting program that will not be as kind as the last one.

khan_jr1_small.jpgKhan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company


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Hollywood Producer said:

Thank God, Khan. I wouldn't know what to do with myself if you ever lost your "world's largest" status.

Molly Glover said:

Other than getting good table reservations, the world's largest thing doesn't really help you in the real world. Or on Wall Street. Sorry, Khan baby, I'm not impressed.

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John Perry said:

It's great to be #1 again, sir! Congratulations. We're working hard in TV comedy!

John Perry - MBS Comedy Development

It Doesn't Make Sense said:

Based on your market cap and earnings and everything - the numbers don't add up. How can you be #1? You're just making shit up now.

Ha ha ha said:

Good one.

About Khan Manka, Jr.

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. StudiosKhan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.

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