Yemen Theme Park - Update
Good morning and happy 2010! Because of all the recent terrorist activity going on in Yemen, I just wanted to give a quick update on the status of Manka Bros.' billion dollar Manka Fun Park Yemen.
As many of you may remember, I went to Yeman last August for the groundbreaking ceremony. After that, due to political turmoil and badly handled wire transfers, they never got around to actually starting construction.
Now, it seems that there are terrorists operating in and around the site for the future theme park.
I just want to assure everyone involved that steps have been taken to ensure the safety of any future tourists to our theme park. Metal detectors have been installed and intense cavity searches will be conducted on anyone entering the park. So safety is not an issue and we are moving forward with the project as planned.
Even though I thought the opening would have to be pushed back a few months to 2011, I was reassured by the Yemeni leader Ali Abdullah Saleh
that since labor costs in that country are non-existent and there are
no overtime rules, the scheduled opening later this year will easily be met.
That's the beauty of a dictatorship!
This is great news for Manka Bros. because Yemen is a completely untapped market for Western-style entertainment. Disney has been too busy concentrating on China to realize where the real money is. Losers. We will have the market to ourselves.
Now if we can only get a fucking movie that makes money we'll really be on a roll.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
Excellent. the next time I'm in Yemen, I'll go. I'm particularly intrigued by the thought of a full cavity search before entering a theme park.
A theme park in that part of the world is just ludicrous and, yes, I'm talking about Disney as well. It would be like building a theme park in Verdun in 1916.
Great idea, but will this work over the long run?
I cannot believe this will work!