Yemen Theme Park - Update

Good morning. 

Many of you may be reading in the press about the attempted overthrow of the Yemeni President and wonder how that will affect the construction of the Manka Fun Park - Yemen - which is scheduled to open later this year. 

I think as long as the protesters don't destroy any Manka Bros. property (especially the new $5 million Camel Hump Roller Terror in 3D), I'm OK with it. 

Getting this theme park built has been a nightmare and over the past few months we've really hit a lot of brick walls with the current regime and had to pay out way too many cartons of cigarettes in order to keep construction going.  Perhaps new leadership on the side of the people will help expedite theme park construction.

So... after much thought and despite the imploring of other studio moguls, I have made my decision:  EVEN DURING THIS TIME OF REVOLUTION, THE THEME PARK CONSTRUCTION WILL CONTINUE.

The people of Yemen have lived under a dictatorship for too long and deserve roller coasters and the All-New Broadway Re-Zoo starring Joey Levitch!

And, this is the right decision for Manka Bros. and its shareholders - because Yemen is a completely untapped market for Western-style entertainment.  Bob Iger at Disney has been too busy concentrating on China and Disney Junior to realize where the real money is.  Loser.  We will have the Yemen market to ourselves.

Now if we can only get a fucking movie that makes money we'll really be on a roll.

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios