2000-2009:
Doo Dads (2007) - Four mild-mannered suburban fathers lose their corporate jobs, but find gainful employment as sassy hairstylists at the hottest salon in Manhattan. Wait til their wives find out!
Magpies On Sadr Day (2007) - After the devastating loss of Jackal, the team's star forward and changeling, to insurgent gunfire in Iraq, the Magpie's talk their owners into letting them play in a tournament in Fallouja, where they attempt to infiltrate Muqtada al Sadr's organization.
Tightwad, MO (2007) - Bank robbers are at wits end when faced with the penny-pinching hostages they encounter at the savings and loan in this midwestern town.
Lap of Luxury (2007) - To ease overcrowding in metropolitan prisons, convicts are asked to transfer to remote facilities, lured by premium cable, gourmet food and interest access. When they refuse, officials are forced to add strippers.
Parody Movie (2007) - With the historical success of inexpensive parody comedies, Manka Bros. decided what was good for the goose might be fun for a gander.
Suhale And Purdip Kill A Guy (2007) - Crazy road adventure of college kids Suhale and Purdip and how they react after they kill a guy.
Beyond Remote (2007) - Manka TV star-turned-director Nicky Moorehead bounces back from child molestation charges to helm this tale of nine pre-teen boys stranded on a deserted island, their clothing slowly disintegrating.
Disembowel (2007) - Someone is killing the CEOs of the Fortune 500 companies from 500 down. Next up: #488 - Fiserv CEO Jeffrey Yabuki.
The Bloody Stumps Of Elsa Cry (2007) - Horror movie about Elsa Cry and her bloody stumps.
Freak Accident (2007) - A 30-year-old hot shot, ladder climbing, Ivy League corporate lawyer collides with a circus freak and changes bodies...
Gitter Dunne (2007) - He's a private dick... no, he's a good 'ol boy... private dick... good 'ol boy. He's a private dick AND a good 'old boy out to crack the case of the missing hog.
The Road Less Traveled (2007) - Based on the poem by Robert Frost, a Cyborg cop takes on a gang of motorcycle thugs on a cross-country rampage.
Man Of La Habra (2007) - Teenage Don Quixote struggles to fight the windmills of high school.
Fatal Exception (2007) - The first of Brandon Morris' techno-thriller novles comes to the big screen. Corporate I.T. expert Nathan Gerlach has to get past a firewall and proxy settings to save an analyst's PC from crashing.
Cryin' Wolf's First Movie (2007) - Follow the crazy adventures of America's favorite sad wolf. His first appearance on screen since 1975's "Cryin' Wolf's Indian Christmas." "Cryin' Wolf's First Movie" features the voices of the cast of the MBS hit series "Shroud Of Turin."
Handsome And Dradle (2007) - Nancy Myers directs this tale of a fiftysomething devout orthodox Jewish woman who, while spending Hanukkah in the seaside resort town of Netanya, Israel, has her whole life turned upside-down when a 17-year-old Palestinian refuse collector falls in love with her. She tries talking to herself, shouting at a computer screen and crying incessantly, but he wins her heart.
The Haymarket Eight (2007) - Edward Norton, Ed Harris, Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt and Adrien Brody all seriously considered starring in this explosive drama chronicling the strugges of the Chicago union anarchists unfairly prosecuted in 1886 for detonating a bomb in Haymarket Square. Scorsese almost directed. The creative talent involved are all worthy of accolades.
Polar Opposites (2008) - A man lives in Antarctica, his soul mate in Northern Canada. They have two days to meet up at the Equator to save the planet and see if they can stand each other.
Ghost Ward (2008) - Manka Bros. creepmaster G. Thad Ubberoth has finally overcome his writers block with this tale of a novelist with writer's block who rents a house in New Orleans' NInth Ward. Inspired by the ghosts living there, he writes feverishly, refusing to vacate as Katrina's floodwaters chase him further and further upstairs.
Freak Accident 2: I'm In Jail Down Under (2008) - Harlan Williams returns as a successful business man trapped ina sideshow freak's body. He should have never taken that vacation to Australia!
Runtime Error (2008) - (Book Two of author Brandon Morris' Nathan Gerlach series) - When a bead of sweat from Corporate IT expert Nathan Gerlach's brow fries the "Ctrl" button on a junior executive's keyboard, he races against the clock to repair it so the executive can copy and paste some text.
Cephalopod (2008) - A group of sailors training for a competition off teh coast of Humboldt are faced with a voracious, giant squid with probing arms and tooth-lined tentacles... and a thirst for human blood.
Tae Kwon Doug (2008) - Comedy about Doug Weiner - an accountant pushed around all his life - until he takes a class and becomes "Tae Kwon Doug."
Grandpa & The Argonauts (2008) - Greek mythology meets a porch with a rocking chair in rural Kansas.
The Appliances (2008) - Animated. Based on the successful children's book series about a family of old-fashioned household appliances who face-off with the new, high-tech gadgets threatening their very existence.
Tyler Perry's The Hills Have Lies (2008) - When the Hill family comes together for Thanksgiving for the first time in years, secrets are exposed, old wounds are opened, and mom's got a new boyfriend - her Mexican gardener!
Whose Preakness Is It Anyway? (2008) - Animated. Children's retelling of "Whose Life Is It Anyway?" featuring the ghost of broken-legged Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro the horse.
December Spring (2008) - From the Alison Fogle best-selling novel "Carrier Pigeons." A lonely bachelor in Alberta, Canada, corresponds with a lonely Chilean woman via carrier pigeon.
Unbroken Spirit (2008) - The incredible true story of a drug-addicted, wheelchair-bound Jew named Haif Schmalberg, who emboldened his fellow Auschwitz concentration camp internees to stand up to their Nazi captors. After they take his chair away, Schmalberg begins his now legendary 6-week crawl through the mud from a bunkhouse to the guard gate, quietly cheered on by the other inmates.
The Cookie Quarantine (2009) - (Book Three of author Brandon Morris' Nathan Gerlach series) - No one in Accounting can access their user IDs or passwords, and our hero Nathan Gerlach is not about to let his painful carpal tunnel syndrome get in the way of addressing the issue.
Floors (2009) - From master of horror and ex-Mets 3rd baseman Ray Knight comes this frightening tale of unexpected terror - Floors. Everyone has them. Everyone walks on them. That's how they get you!
4 Minute Miles (2009) - Sex comedy about Miles and his friends as they all try to figure out how to get Miles to last longer than four minutes with hot chicks (or any chick for that matter).
Gurrelieder: BMX Saturday Night (2009) - Arnold Schonberg's massive song cycle is adapted to the world of BMX dirt bike racing.
Gregory Lopez: Excellent Plumber (2009) - Character-driven comedy about the best plumber in Chicago.
Ray Edwards: African Explorer (2009) - Character-driven comedy about a former loser who becomes the best African Explorer on the planet.
Mud Jenkins: County Assessor (2009) - Character-driven comedy about the travails of the best county assessor on the the planet - Mud Jenkins.
Frozen Heat (2009) - 1990s action star Drake Derrek returns to the screen in this follow-up to "Agatha Christie's Crash Landing."
