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I've always been a great admirer of Alf Landon... - OCTOGENARIAN: Those Damn Kids

I've always been a great admirer of Alf Landon...

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alf_landon.jpg If he would have won the Presidency in 1936, this country would be a hell of lot different.  May God damn FDR again and again.

If Alf Landon were President, we wouldn't have waited for the Japs to bomb us, we would have bombed them as soon as they Raped Naking.  We would have bombed Germany while Hitler was still sucking on his mother's cock.  We would have bombed Russia before they were the Soviet Union.  We goddamned would have stopped alot of Goddamned suffering.

The people wanted Alf.  The people loved Alf.  Alf got screwed up the ass because he was from Kansas.  FDR said to the New York Times, "President's don't come from Kansas.  Kansas is where drooling idiots fornicate with mules." [ed. note: FDR never said any such thing. The 1936 election was won by FDR in the biggest landslide in U.S. Presidential history.]

FDR was a pussy.  And what a great job he did.  Just look where we are now:

... What?

I lost my train of thought.  Once again, my last remaining peaceful moments in my life ruined by THOSE DAMN KIDS.

It seems that little idiot Billy Snotstick from across the street decided to throw a flaming dog turd onto my lawn. Ooh, real destructive jerk!  Where I come from that's mulch!

Let's see how that disrespectful little retard would like a Molotov cocktail thrown into his house in the middle of the night.  I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

As I watch Mrs. Aldrich clean up the shit, I suddenly realize...

Fuck politics, fuck presidential debates, I'll be dead in four years.

I'll talk at you next week.

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Lester Aldrich is a freelance columnist for Octogenarian MagazineManka Bros. Studios is not responsible for any action by our freelance writers.  If Mr. Aldrich actually kills someone, that's his problem. Manka Bros. cannot be held accountable.

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About Lester Aldrich

Lester Aldrich - Those Damn Kids - Manka Bros. - Octogenarian

Lester Aldrich is a World War 2 and Korean War veteran. He has been a contributing writer for Manka Bros.' Octogenarian Mankazine since he turned 80 (eight years ago). He lives in East Lansing, Michigan with his wife of 65 years and really hates THOSE DAMN KIDS.

 

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