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OCTOGENARIAN: Those Damn Kids: May 2008 Archives

May 2008 Archives

I receive a lot of hate mail.  I don't understand some of these jerks that don't have anything better to do than to write a sick old man and tell him that he's 'bitter', 'should be arrested', and my favorite, 'THOSE DAMN KIDS should rise up against YOU, Mr. Aldrich, and torture YOU for all those times you made their lives Hell.'

Torture me?  TORTURE ME?!!!!  How dare you even use words like that to me?!  To me?!  A man who was tortured in defense of this country.  A man who knows what it feels like to have his balls put in a vice!  Damn you to Hell,!

I may be old and failing in health, but if you had the guts to come over to my house, I would still find the strength to poke out your brains and piss on your eyes.

This country is falling apart and the only people qualified to fix it are either dead or brain dead.  The Octogenarians of this country have been shoved aside and tossed in closets like last month's underwear.

When the pissant 'baby boomers' become 80 years old, this country will no longer exist.  An entire generation born into prosperity is a ticking time bomb for disaster.  Everyone born after 1945 are spoiled brats only out for themselves - I'm talking to you hippies and bankers!

I'll go to my grave not understanding why Snotty Scotty has to walk on my lawn when there is a perfectly good street out there.  Why does that make me a bitter old man who should be arrested?

I have a suggestion for anyone who has the time to write and complain about something or someone they don't like - Why don't you stick a grenade up your ass and pull the pin?

I'll talk at you next week...

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Lester Aldrich is a freelance columnist for Octogenarian MagazineManka Bros. Studios is not responsible for any action by our freelance writers.  If Mr. Aldrich actually kills someone, that's his problem.  Manka Bros. cannot be held accountable.

About Lester Aldrich

Lester Aldrich - Those Damn Kids - Manka Bros. - Octogenarian

Lester Aldrich is a World War 2 and Korean War veteran. He has been a contributing writer for Manka Bros.' Octogenarian Mankazine since he turned 80 (eight years ago). He lives in East Lansing, Michigan with his wife of 65 years and really hates THOSE DAMN KIDS.



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