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OCTOGENARIAN: Those Damn Kids: November 2008 Archives

November 2008 Archives

... My father was unemployed.  We had very little food.  We never bathed.  I didn't go to school very often.  But I was a teenager so I didn't give a shit about any of that stuff.  I just wanted to have sexual relations with Mary Dell'gato.

Today, my pension is shot (thanks to that no good mother fucker Richard Fuld and his bankrupt Lehman Brothers!).  My ass doesn't really work anymore.  THOSE DAMN KIDS rip apart my lawn and TP my trees.  And I'm a really old man. 

The Great Depression was better.

I'll talk at you next week.

lester aldrich_small.jpgLester Aldrich is a freelance columnist for Octogenarian MagazineManka Bros. Studios is not responsible for any action by our freelance writers.  If Mr. Aldrich actually kills someone, that's his problem. Manka Bros. cannot be held accountable.

About Lester Aldrich

Lester Aldrich - Those Damn Kids - Manka Bros. - Octogenarian

Lester Aldrich is a World War 2 and Korean War veteran. He has been a contributing writer for Manka Bros.' Octogenarian Mankazine since he turned 80 (eight years ago). He lives in East Lansing, Michigan with his wife of 65 years and really hates THOSE DAMN KIDS.



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