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OCTOGENARIAN: Those Damn Kids: February 2010 Archives

February 2010 Archives

octogenarian_revolution.jpgMrs. Aldrich is absolutely sick of THOSE DAMN KIDS!

It's bad enough she has go to the doctor three times a week and take a bag full of pills each day just to have the strength to watch television, but THOSE DAMN KIDS keep tormenting her with footballs in our shrubs and bicycles that crush her precious rose bushes.

There's only so much old people can stomach before we take the law into our own hands!  If it means I have to shoot and kill some of THOSE DAMN KIDS, I just might have to do it.

I'm an old man.  I've lived a long time and I know when all this hooliganism started.  It was the day marijuana came into this country.  Brought over by the dope smoking Chinese after Chiang Kai-shek lost the war to the Communists.  Ever since then THOSE DAMN KIDS have been HIGH ON POT.

Confucius was wrong when he said, 'He who stands on the toilet gets high on pot.'  I say, he who smokes reefer gets high on pot - and gets so high on pot that they treat old people like a fist full of maggots.

Well, listen up, sonny boys and sonny girls, THERE'S GOING TO BE A REVOLUTION and it's going to be started by the OCTOGENARIANS of this country!  If it means a lot of blood is spilled, then so be it.

But by God, we're going to take this country back!

Historians will analyze the revolution and write, 'I think we could have stopped all the carnage and loss of life if THOSE DAMN KIDS would have stayed off my fucking lawn!"

I'll talk at you next week...

lester aldrich_small.jpgLester Aldrich is a freelance columnist for Octogenarian MagazineManka Bros. Studios is not responsible for any action by our freelance writers.  If Mr. Aldrich actually kills someone, that's his problem. Manka Bros. cannot be held accountable.

About Lester Aldrich

Lester Aldrich - Those Damn Kids - Manka Bros. - Octogenarian

Lester Aldrich is a World War 2 and Korean War veteran. He has been a contributing writer for Manka Bros.' Octogenarian Mankazine since he turned 80 (eight years ago). He lives in East Lansing, Michigan with his wife of 65 years and really hates THOSE DAMN KIDS.



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