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The Last Day I Was Happy... - OCTOGENARIAN: Those Damn Kids

The Last Day I Was Happy...

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lester_aldrich_alone.jpgThe last day I was happy was August 3rd, 1976.  Maybe down the line I'll tell you what happened on that day.  But not today.  I'm too sick and tired to talk about something happy.

The Spartans are going to break my heart again in the tournament - if I live that long.  It's always cold as Hell in this God forsaken Michigan!  I don't think I'll ever be warm again.

THOSE DAMN KIDS can do whatever they want to me and Mrs. Aldrich today... I just don't care.

If they want to throw rocks at Mrs. Aldrich... do it.

If they want to stick vegetables in the tailpipe of my car - knock yourselves out.

If they want to dump wet cement over my rose bushes again - it's all yours, boys!

If they want to stick super glue under the door handle on the car so Mrs. Aldrich's hand gets stuck again - nobody named Lester is going to stop you.

I'm not going to kill them today because I just don't care enough to kill.  No one is joining my revolution.

This is my 86th March 1st and whoop-ti-fucking-do, what a day it is!

I'll talk at you next week...

lester aldrich_small.jpgLester Aldrich is a freelance columnist for Octogenarian MagazineManka Bros. Studios is not responsible for any action by our freelance writers.  If Mr. Aldrich actually kills someone, that's his problem. Manka Bros. cannot be held accountable.

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About Lester Aldrich

Lester Aldrich - Those Damn Kids - Manka Bros. - Octogenarian

Lester Aldrich is a World War 2 and Korean War veteran. He has been a contributing writer for Manka Bros.' Octogenarian Mankazine since he turned 80 (eight years ago). He lives in East Lansing, Michigan with his wife of 65 years and really hates THOSE DAMN KIDS.


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