Month: September 2024

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Mornin’ Eagleville – Blood Sausage and Bourbon

Mornin’ Eagleville… yep, we’re in it. Hang on.

If you like blood sausage then the Rigsby’s got a treat for you – free blood sausage with an oil change this Saturday at the Rigsby Garage.

Blood Sausage and Coffee at Rigsby Bros. Grocery & Auto Repair & Tax Preparation

And thanks to the Rigsby’s for sponsoring today’s show…

Rigsby Bros. Grocery & Auto Repair & Tax Preparation

Sheila Barnhart has had a Hell of time raising money for the Eagleville Food Bank. The food don’t buy itself, Eagleville, and more people need it than donate. So, let’s step up!

Especially you homesteaders from out of state who have moved from blue states for cheap real estate. Step up, libtards, you got the money from selling your house in California.

Step up!

Harlis Brown’s 1975 Skylark at The Dairy Bar

It’s classic car day at the Dairy Bar – which normally means Harlis Brown and his 1975 Skylark – but they keep trying at the Dairy Bar to get people there. So stop by for a burger and a shake and look, again, at the Skylark. 

Skydivers – Seconds Before Their Deaths

Six skydivers – trying to break a record for lowest parachute deployment – smashed into the ground on the Eagleville farm of Mary Landis. The drop zone flight originated from Nashville. There were no survivors… (beat)… And, if I may editorialize… idiots.

Rutherford County Bourbon – Slurp Slurp

If kids like candy then grown men like Bourbon – and this weekend the Bourbon will be flowing like candy at the Annual Rutherford County Dry County Drukening, in which the dry county laws are dropped so that good Christian folks of this county can chug-a-fuckin;-lug and drink and drink and get drunk and drunk. 

That’ll doer for another day.

Be good, Eagleville, and we’ll catch you tomorrow…

Sam

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Mornin’ Eagleville – Petting Zoo and World War 2 Bomb

They say when you cut the head off a snake, the snake stays alive just long enough to bite you and everyone you love. This past weekend, I cut the head off a snake in my tobacco patch and it didn’t bite shit – excuse my language.

Just sayin’, don’t believe anything you hear or read.

So good mornin’ to you all. 

Eagleville Elementary School is having a petting zoo this weekend. The zoo will be two dogs, a cat and three sheep. Thanks for the support, Eagleville. Should be fun for all. 

An undiscovered WW2 test bomb – used for military tests during WW2 training – exploded when a local Book Club group (the Facebook page said there were seventeen active members) was having a picnic on the outskirts of Eagleville near the College Grove line. The book they were reading was ‘All The Light We Cannot See.’ There were no survivors. 

The weather is so freakin’ hot now – no thanks to Brandon – but, I suppose, winter will come at some point in this life. We’ll be in the 90s in the day and the 80s at night. 

In sports, Eagleville High School LaCrosse is having tryouts… nope… nope… nope… not giving LaCrosse anytime here. It’s not a real sport – at least not real in these parts. Connecticut can talk about it all they want.  

That’ll do ‘er for today.

The cherry pie is fresh at the Dairy Bar this morning. So go there and smoke your cigarettes, drink your coffee, eat your pancakes and finish it all off with a nice slice of cherry pie.

Remember, health is genetics. Some fat people die when they’re ninety and some skinny marathon runners die when they’re thirty.

Have a great one. 

Talk at ya tomorrow.

Sam