Mornin’ Eagleville… A little gloomy out there this mornin’. But don’t let that put a damper on your day. Make it the best damn day you’ve ever had.
So here we go.
Jake Snyder, the man who said he saw Jesus in a walnut that fell off his tree, has said he would like the controversy to settle down and would like to have his life return to normal.
I saw a picture of the walnut and it did look a little like Jesus – but, so what? All kinds of shit looks like Jesus.
We all go to church on Sundays and nobody comes out after and says, ‘Hey, that Jesus in there looked just like Jesus!’ So let’s not make too much of it.
Jake said his kids are getting asked about the Walnut Jesus all day and that it is too much for all of them.
So…. yesterday, Jake threw the Walnut Jesus into a shredder and he hopes that’s the end of it.
He even turned down two hundred dollars from a Jesus museum somewhere in Arkansas just so his nightmare will come to an end.
I certainly hope I’m not going to hear about any threats to Jake or his family because he shredded the Walnut Jesus. Didn’t we see enough murder and death a few years ago over that Jesus face in the potato chip? Leave the man alone, Eagleville.
There’s a new flvor of ice cream at the Dairy Bar for the next month… Strawberry.
Mmmm – okay! It’s certainly something I’ll try.
Which is a great reminder, Eagleville. Try new things. Live a little.
See ya later, Alligators.
I’ll talk at ya tomorrow.
Sam