Mornin’ Eagleville.
I know you can hear me out there – so let’s get it goin’.
Come one, come all – it’s the monthly Eagleville Farmers Market.
We shut down Main Street for this one so make sure you go to it.
For the kids, Herschel, the Hog, will be there and Cochise, the Horse.
(Don’t these kids see fucking pigs and horses every day? How about a bear or something? Sorry for my language there… I should just stick to the script.)
The weather is starting to cool down so make sure you get out of the house occasionally. I know you’re getting older and TV provides such a comfort, like a warm blanket, but you can’t just sit there in your house and wait to die. So go to the Eagleville Farmer’s Market!
Don and Trudie Mercer were killed last night while walking their dog, Maisy. Maisy was just fine and is looking for a new home.
She will be the featured pet at the Pet Adoption Booth this Saturday at the Eagleville Farmer’s Market.
It’s two-for-one burger day at the Dairy Bar so tell Larry Brown we sent you there. If it’s slow, Larry may even make it three-for-one burgers – though only one person can eat the burgers, no sharing with friends or family. If they want to eat, they have to buy their own two-for-one burger deal.
A blood sample of… somebody… was found on the curb outside of Randy’s Bowling Lanes. If you have misplaced a blood sample or know someone who did, contact us here at Mornin’ Eagleville. Look for contact stuff on our website.
In National news… Hmmm… I got nothing here. Everything’s probably fine. Just keep farming, farmers.
And, as always, we’re sponsored by Rigsby Tractor Repair, Truck Towing & Homemade Ice Cream.
Have a good one, Eagleville. I know that you will. Talk at ya tomorrow.
Sam