Mornin’ Eagleville – Annual Italian Festival and Rodeo

Well… Mornin’ Eagleville.

All right, we got this, Tennessee. Let’s get her goin’.

Everybody seems to like the new YouTube part of this here blog – so we’ll keep her goin’ for a while.

Eagleville Italian Festival Poster

The Annual Eagleville Italian Festival is this weekend at Betty’s Italian Cafe and Irish Bar.

On the Italian side of the restaurant there will be games for the kids, music from a couple of people who know some Italian songs.

The Irish side will be closed because of the Italian Festival. Sorry, football fans.

Betty’s Italian Cafe & Irish Bar

There will also be a pasta making contest so come on down with your Italian recipes. I do like garlic bread, so I’m looking forward to this event.

Tragedy At The Murfreesboro Rodeo

At last weekend’s County Rodeo in Murfreesboro, a bucking bronco smashed through a protective barrier and kicked four spectators to death. No names or other information is available at this time.

Eagleville Baptist Church

If you have any old clothes that you’d like to donate to the Eagleville Baptist Church Clothes Drive – which is trying pull together some clothes for here and neighboring communities (except College Grove who are doing their own thing – as always) – then drop them off at the Church this Thursday from 12:30 – 1:00. If no one is there, wait a few minutes – Dustin is probably just grabbing lunch. 

Hollywood Sign in Hollywood – On Fire

Hollywood put out a couple of movies this week that we should probably figure out how to get burned and buried. It’s very simple, peolple – just don’t go to anything or watch any shows made in Hollywood. They can’t be trusted. If you want to see or feel like entertainment is somehow important to you, you can always go to Church for storytime or a nice sermon or the weekly rodeo in Murfreesboro.

Well, that should do’er for another day.

Get out there and tend your crops and farmers, stop killing yourselves by suicide. It’s really not that bad.

I’ll talk at ya tomorrow.

Sam

Mornin’ Eagleville – Blood Sausage and Bourbon

Mornin’ Eagleville… yep, we’re in it. Hang on.

If you like blood sausage then the Rigsby’s got a treat for you – free blood sausage with an oil change this Saturday at the Rigsby Garage.

Blood Sausage and Coffee at Rigsby Bros. Grocery & Auto Repair & Tax Preparation

And thanks to the Rigsby’s for sponsoring today’s show…

Rigsby Bros. Grocery & Auto Repair & Tax Preparation

Sheila Barnhart has had a Hell of time raising money for the Eagleville Food Bank. The food don’t buy itself, Eagleville, and more people need it than donate. So, let’s step up!

Especially you homesteaders from out of state who have moved from blue states for cheap real estate. Step up, libtards, you got the money from selling your house in California.

Step up!

Harlis Brown’s 1975 Skylark at The Dairy Bar

It’s classic car day at the Dairy Bar – which normally means Harlis Brown and his 1975 Skylark – but they keep trying at the Dairy Bar to get people there. So stop by for a burger and a shake and look, again, at the Skylark

Skydivers – Seconds Before Their Deaths

Six skydivers – trying to break a record for lowest parachute deployment – smashed into the ground on the Eagleville farm of Mary Landis. The drop zone flight originated from Nashville. There were no survivors… (beat)… And, if I may editorialize… idiots.

Rutherford County Bourbon – Slurp Slurp

If kids like candy then grown men like Bourbon – and this weekend the Bourbon will be flowing like candy at the Annual Rutherford County Dry County Drukening, in which the dry county laws are dropped so that good Christian folks of this county can chug-a-fuckin;-lug and drink and drink and get drunk and drunk. 

That’ll doer for another day.

Be good, Eagleville, and we’ll catch you tomorrow…

Sam