Mornin’ Eagleville.
Looks like a pretty good day. So let’s get it going, Eagleville.
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Cherry Pie became a big deal a hundred years ago on the TV show ‘Twin Peaks’ but it has always been a big deal in Eagleville and you throw in a jar of sweet tea – you’ve pretty much got Heaven on Earth right there. Diabetes be damned, we ain’t changing.
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If you’re thinking of killing someone, don’t do it in, Eagleville, because laws have recently been passed forbidding murder within the city limits. And regardless of what the majority of the people may feel, I say it’s about damn time.
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That little loophole in the State and Federal laws has always been a problem in this town, and I’m glad we fixed it!
It’s jam canning time at the Eagleville Baptist Church. So bring your fruit and jars and whatever shit you need to do to get the fruit in the jars.
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The Church, headed by Jasper Tritt, will provide the equipment and the know-how. All are welcome. Well… most are welcome. Those who aren’t know who they are.
If you wanna give blood for those who don’t have good blood, do it. I mean, what the Hell are we doing here?
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The Eagleville Clinic is welcoming all blood givers. Well… most are welcome and again, those who aren’t… know who they are. Ask for Nurse Donna Jean – she’ll poke ya and promises you won’t feel a thing.
In Sports, Eagleville High School varsity girls volleyball beat College Grove like an f-ing drum three to two in the all-important league play qualifier.
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Whichever team wins the league gets to go to Regionals which could lead to Districts which could lead to State.
Let’s go Eagles! Or should I say… Lady Eagles!
We’ll talk at ya tomorrow, Eagleville. Have a good one.
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Sam