An asshole reader of this blog reminded me that this week is a new episode of The Vampire Diaries. Hiatus is over. the same asshole reader of this blog told me that my underwear was starting to smell more than usual. I don’t think my asshole reader realizes that I have beenliving in my 2011 Nissan Sentra and crapping in this underwear for the past two months.
Why don’t you learn to think before you speak, Ted?!
I don’t think my asshole reader (now recognized as ‘Ted’ from North Hollywood) realizes that my divorce from the she-devil Solveig has cost me everything! All I have left is this blog and the idiots that read it.
Anyway, The Vampire Diaries has returned from hiatus with a new episode this week – Season 1 – Episode 11 – Bloodlines.
The Vampire Diaries – Season 1 – Episode 11 – Bloodlines (Original Airdate: January 21, 2010) [Recap courtesy of Spikytv.com]:
Stefan Uncovers A Startling Clue To The Past:
Damon (Ian Somerhalder) takes a trip to Georgia where he surprises an old flame, Bree (guest star Gina Torres, “Eli Stone”) and enlists her help to figure out how to open the tomb. In the process, Damon comes face to face with someone who is determined to make him pay for past wrongs. Stefan (Paul Wesley) opens up to Grams (guest star Jasmine Guy) in his effort to help Bonnie (Katarina Graham) overcome her fears and accept her powers. While researching his history paper in the public library, Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) meets a cute-but-geeky girl named Anna (guest star Malese Jow, “Hannah Montana”) who has her own theories on the folklore of Mystic Falls. When Damon returns from Georgia, Stefan is waiting with news that will change their world. Nina Dobrev and Sara Canning also star. Dave Barrett directed the episode written by Kevin Williamson & Julie Plec, with a story by Sean Reycraft.
Thank Odin there is a new episode of TVD because I was starting to doubt my existence. It’s so cold and there is so much rain and the heater in my eats up so much gas.