Goddag. Vidar has discovered that you can find quite a bit of edible food from the dumpsters behind restaurants.
Things are not going too well for Vidar since the divorce proceedings began from his wife, the she-devil Solveig. Vidar has found it impossible to secure an apartment and has been living in his 2001 Nissan Sentra. Surprisingly roomy!
Last week’s “The Vampire Diaries” episode – 162 Candles – was an unforgettable hour of television that Vidar will, most likely, never forget. Vidar had to watch the episode on a free internet connection at the North Hollywood library. There are many people who smell very bad at the North Hollywood library. All seem to be there for the free internet. And all seem to be unemployed.
Anyway, if the great All-Father Odin is reading this blog – PLEASE HELP VIDAR! Vidar is fucked up.
Tonight’s episode of TVD will most likely be the greatest 44 minutes ever witnessed on this planet!
The Vampire Diaries – Season 1 – Episode 9 – History Repeating (Original Airdate: November 12, 2009) (Recap courtesy of SpoilerTV.com)
STEFAN LEARNS THE REASON DAMON RETURNED TO MYSTIC FALLS — Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) gets a break from the mysterious new history teacher, Alaric Saltzman (guest star Matt Davis, “Legally Blonde”) and introduces Alaric to Jenna (Sara Canning). Bonnie (Katerina Graham) is having terrifying dreams about one of her ancestors. Despite Elena’s (Nina Dobrev) efforts to smooth things over, Bonnie and Caroline (Candice Accola) continue to argue over the medallion. When the girls hold a séance to help them decide what to do, the results are stranger than any of them expected. Matt (Zach Roerig) comes to Caroline’s aid when she needs a friend. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) finally reveals to Stefan (Paul Wesley) the stunning reason he has returned to Mystic Falls.
Vidar will be back at the North Hollywood library first thing tomorrow morning to watch this episode. If, Bob, that burned out, homeless surfer guy with the soiled pants is there, Vidar may wait until the afternoon.
HAPPY WATCHING!