The first Hollywood week was shit. Total – absolute – shit. Is this a singing competition or a bitchy whiny show for idiot morons like you find on on E!? Vidar is very disappointed in all the complaining little babies who were falling down sick…
Uh-oh – “Smash” is not one. (Vidar is sorry for that Variety-like opening line.) While it is a pretty good show – better than most (once you get past the first painful ten minutes where everyone is trying too hard) – not very many people will…
Is it Hollywood week yet? Vidar is so bored with these cattle call auditions. Portland was the latest and it became A Tale Of Two Brittanys (Or Britnees) – or Battle of the Brittanys (Britnees). That’s really all Vidar liked from Portland. Brittany Zika (and…
Vidar isn’t going to write much about the Texas auditions. Vidar hates Texas. Vidar would rather be bound to a rock by my own intestines and thrown into a cave near Franang’s Falls before going back to Texas. And don’t even ask Vidar to write…
Vidar understands Shelby Tweten. Vidar knows what Bi-Polar disease can do to a person. Vidar was married (now divorced) to the horrible horrible Solveig – who has what is known as BITCH-Polar disease. That can’t be cured by medication. This Shelby Tweten is a contender…
No, this is not about Jim Carrey’s daughter. She will be lucky to make it out of Groups in Hollywood (unless Jim Carrey promises to make several appearances on the show – but that wouldn’t be fair, would it?) Even with nepotism in Hollywood it’s…
These judges are so stupid. Just idiots (not you Jennifer). They have no method. Vidar did not like the Pittsburgh auditions. Here’s why: Shane Bruce. The “American Idol” producers sent cameras into the coal mines so that this poor kid could try to sing…
Vidar knows what it is like to be Tent Girl. Vidar went through a divorce a year ago and lived in 2001 Nissan Sentra. It sucked. Tent Girl is full of shit. She doesn’t like living in the woods. She wants to live at…
It starts tonight! Vidar will be there every step of the way. Vidar’s awesome coverage of the show will be much more exciting than the actual show – so miss it at your own peril! May the best singer win (unless, of course, one of…
Goddag. Vidar is back! After many months of mental exhaustion and personal Vidar time – the darkness has lifted. The sun is shining again over Asgard and much is now right under the World Tree Yggdrasil. The divorce from the she-bitch Solveig is final and…