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Book Of Habakkuk To Become $300 Million Major Motion Picture

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, biggest budget movie, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Book of Habakkuk, Book of Judges, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Faith-Based, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Hebrew Bible, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, New Testament, NOW Testament, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Superman Returns, Tae Kwon Doug, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, The Lord Of The Rings, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church, World's Largest Media CompanyWhat an announcement! 

What a day! 

Manka Bros. StudiosThe World’s Largest Media Company – in association with its Manka Faith theatrical division – Original Sinema – will begin production on the Book Of Habakkuk which is the eighth book of the 12 minor prophets of the Hebrew Bible.

Great stuff!

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, biggest budget movie, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Book of Habakkuk, Book of Judges, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Faith-Based, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Hebrew Bible, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, New Testament, NOW Testament, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Superman Returns, Tae Kwon Doug, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, The Lord Of The Rings, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church, World's Largest Media CompanyThis will not slow up our previously announced production of the Book of Judges – but it will cost considerably more.

The Book of Judges will be made for approximately $5 million (mostly camel rental – ha!  Just kidding, it’s an awesome story.  One of the best books of the Old Testament!)

As for The Book of Habakkuk (we call it ‘Haba’ in production meetings), I’m fairly certain $300 million is the biggest movie budget in the history of motion pictures.  Others may have cost more to produce (i.e., Avatar, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc.) but none have announced their budget at the BEGINNING as $300 million.  Just imagine where this one will end up (kidding again, Khan Manka, Jr.!).

And it will all be on the screen.

You may ask why we’re taking such a huge risk.

To us, this is a much safer bet than something like Tae Kwon Doug which cost only $45 million to produce but will barely make back $1,500 if it’s lucky.

We just know in our gut that there’s a lot of money in this God stuff.

A lot.

So we’re willing to roll the dice.

And if all works out – there are plenty more books of the Old and New Testaments to keep this machine running!

Check back here over the next few months for updates on casting, locations and, in general, how everything is moving along.

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, biggest budget movie, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Book of Habakkuk, Book of Judges, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Faith-Based, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Hebrew Bible, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, New Testament, NOW Testament, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Superman Returns, Tae Kwon Doug, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, The Lord Of The Rings, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church, World's Largest Media CompanyRobin Rafe – President – Manka Bros. Theatrical Group

The Book Of Judges

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, biggest budget movie, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Book of Habakkuk, Book of Judges, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Faith-Based, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Hebrew Bible, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, New Testament, NOW Testament, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Superman Returns, Tae Kwon Doug, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, The Lord Of The Rings, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church, World's Largest Media CompanyHello to our growing Manka Faith community!

It’s a pleasure to be “glogging” you and telling you about the exciting things coming up from our Faith-based Theatrical label – Original Sinema.

We are just about to begin production on The Book Of Judges.

This is a very exciting project for us.

In my opinion, it is one of the best books in all the old or new testaments.

It’s just so well structured that there is very little that we needed to change (a few character names and the sequence of events here and there).

It’s got some great text and action and it’s all very “theatrical” – which is why we chose it for our inaugural production.

Check back here whenever you can for updates from the set.

I leave you with the quote we’ll use on the one-sheet.

“Every Man Did That Which Was Right In His Own Eyes” – Book of Judges 21:25.

Cheers!

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, biggest budget movie, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Book of Habakkuk, Book of Judges, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Faith-Based, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Hebrew Bible, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, New Testament, NOW Testament, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Superman Returns, Tae Kwon Doug, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, The Lord Of The Rings, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church, World's Largest Media CompanyRobin Rafe – President – Manka Bros. Theatrical Group

We Be Trippin’… For J.C.!

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchThis is Corey and Jennifer from ‘Tween Jesus ‘n Me!

We are really upset right now about some of the most popular songs being played on the radio.  They do NOT make us want to LOL.

We don’t know what country this Katy Perry person is from, but if she thinks she can corrupt the minds of today’s American kids, she’s sadly mistaken.

Apparently, she had a few alcohol drinks, got all confused, “kissed a girl” and she “liked” it.

See Miss Perry, this is what happens when you drink Satan’s bad girl juice.  Girl on girl action is just plain wrong (see The Gospel Of Matthew).

Something cannot feel wrong and right AT THE SAME TIME “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent”?

Think again, missy.

The only thing innocent is our love for the Lord and Savior.  It’s Jesus’ cherry chapstick you should be tasting.

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchWe’d also like to call out someone named “Lil’ Wayne”.

How DARE he mention “The Almighty Power”, then two lines later use the MF word!  He then proceeds to use the “sh” word, the “bs” word, the “f” word for homos, the “b” word (not a female dog), and Dennis Rodman.

He refers to white people as “crackers”, mentions “coke” and talks about “loose bowels”.

Then after all this blasphemy, he has the nerve to say “And the Bible told us every girl was sour”!!

Well, we don’t know what bridge he’s “pussy poppin” on, but we’ll be damned if we’re gonna be “ill” like “L’ll”.

We’re gonna call our local Wisconsin radio station RIGHT now and demand they pull these songs from their playlist!

With Deep and Abiding Reverence and Abstinence,

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchBill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchCorey and Jennifer

Manka Bros. Is The Owner of Manka Faith AND Behind The Proscenium

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchManka Bros. supports both of these excellent businesses.

We encourage healthy debate amongst our divisions but don’t support boycotts of any of our businesses.

Please go see My God Is Better Than Your God starring Gina Grass at the Manka Open Mike and continue to read Behind The Proscenium.

Please buy Praise Bop from Grace Note Records featuring Tween Jesus & Me, Shyna Light, and Shelly MacDonald Featuring Promised Land.

These are all great products and we are proud to have them in the Manka Bros. Studios family.

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchLloyd Grohl – President & COO – Manka Bros. Studios
(dictated but not read)

My God Is Better Than Your God?!?!

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchI don’t claim to know much about theater, but I was appalled to read a blog recently called “Behind The Proscenium” in which a “woman” named Gina Gams claimed that her “God” had hoofs and was better than my God.

NO GOD IS BETTER THAN MY GOD!  You Bitch!

She is supposedly in a “play” called My God Is Better Than Your God at the Manka Open Mike Theater in Tribeca, New York City.

I am calling for an all out boycott.

This “play” must be stopped!

New York City must be stopped!

I don’t know the address of the theater or when or how long this filth is showing – but we must close it down and make this Gina Glitter pay for her crimes!

She must be killed!

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchTaylor from Shyna Light

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