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The Color of Jesus

Good morning.

There has been quite a bit of debate lately (thanks to the amazing Megyn Kelly at Fox News) about the color of Jesus.

Researchers at Manka Faith have solved this problem. Based on carbon dating from 30 A.D., it has been determined that the color of Jesus is this (and for you graphic designers), here is the code:

F9FFD1 (seen below)

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  1. Graphic Bob · December 12, 2013

    Thanks. My boss needed a presentation on the color of Jesus – now I have the color. Thanks God’s Intern – I mean Steve.

  2. B2ThaO · December 12, 2013

    Megan is awesome. End of story. Shut the fuck up.

    • Jas · December 12, 2013

      Quite a cogent argument might I add.

    • SantasBaby · December 12, 2013

      LOL. Couldn’t even spell her name. Figures.

      • mlk · December 12, 2013

        She spells her name in a fancy black-girl way.

    • dolores schiller · December 12, 2013


  3. Lanni · December 12, 2013

    Megyn is a pawn in the game of chess that is cable news. She’s only on because she’s pretty, looks younger than she is, and the network/conservative machine needs a boost in the 25-40 demographic. shes been touted as brilliant so people will think shes credible, not because she actually is.

  4. Ayalah · December 12, 2013

    She just meant that he wasn’t “black”/African/Negro. Clearly he wasn’t the blond-haired, blue-eyed weirdo that we have seen forever here in the USA>

    • Stephen · December 12, 2013

      She just meant that he wasn’t “black”/African/Negro
      “She just meant”
      Clearly she could have JUST Meant that he was not white either. But hey if he weren’t and he wasn’t that would put her type in bad position with all their anti black and brown rhetoric all the time.

  5. fitley · December 12, 2013

    Billies don’t care what color Jesus is when they’re rubbing one out to Megyn.

  6. nan · December 12, 2013

    It seems like sampling a picture where he’s actively glowing in divine radiance is going to tilt the colour wheel a little? Was he the same colour pre-resurrection?

  7. Bleeker · December 12, 2013

    Yes! They’ve also determined he speaks with a heavy Southern accent – their guess, based on all probabilities, is southern South Carolina or the northern parts of Georgia. Historians used to think it was Aramaic, but due to improving technological capabilities, they found out it was just a folksy Southern accent.

  8. Murley79 · December 12, 2013

    Jesus was yella?

  9. curtisp · December 12, 2013

    Excuse me while I point out the obvious…Jesus is wearing too much blusher that is not a warm shade. That blusher is for a summer colored person. Jesus is clearly a spring. Also his blusher is too low on his face making his check bones look low and flat. Regardless of his “correct” color, Jesus clearly needs a makeover.

  10. Father Barry · December 12, 2013

    So, based upon that particular hue, Jesus’ skin tone was more Asian looking than anything, Which Is Still NOT White.

  11. Between 2 Worlds · December 12, 2013

    Very well played.

  12. Lucas Foxx · December 12, 2013

    Ha! “Carbon dating.” More like 453830 or F2AA2E.

  13. Hanz n Franz · December 12, 2013

    I like where the eyedropper tool was to gather this data. Hilarious.

  14. Areid · December 12, 2013

    Wow. That’s a weird color! It’s so pale and yellow. I’m scots-irish and it’s paler than me. And if I saw someone walking around with such a yellow tinge, I’d think they’d be in liver failure. Boy, are they ever off.

  15. Peaceful Revolutionary · December 12, 2013

    And I’m wearing the official color of Megyn Kelly (for graphic designers) – GREEN

  16. Expatpatriot · December 12, 2013

    Looks like pus.

  17. Bob · December 12, 2013

    So you all think Jesus has Hepatitis?

  18. Peaceful REvolutionary · December 12, 2013

    My research has absolute proof that the color of Megyn Kelly is color code #00FF00 or Grinch Green seen here……

  19. Mike · December 12, 2013

    This was already a good comment, ie, Jesus was probably pasty, but including the PMS code was sublime. Thanks.

  20. Doug · December 12, 2013

    I always thought a pale pink.

  21. Dave · December 12, 2013

    The real saint nick

  22. Faith In America · December 12, 2013

    What kind of idiot would believe that radiocarbon dating can determine skin color? You will believe anything you read on the internet. How about learning about radiocarbon dating so that you can see how stupid their claim is?

  23. angeleyez · December 12, 2013

    I was close with an pinkish alabaster

  24. johnny_2 · December 12, 2013

    This post of yours is satire, right? Because if you’re serious I’ll like to know if the color code YOUR so called “researchers” determined was Jesus’ means that he was the same color allover.. everywhere on his body? Were his armpit the same color code… his belly too… what about his face? Was he the same color in winter, summer and fall? Was Jesus able to get a tan after strolling around the sunny hills of the Palestine of his day or was this Jesus your “researchers” look at forever stuck on F9FFD1?
    Seriously what kind of moron gives a rat’s patootee what color Jesus may or may not have been? It’s not as if ever said “Bless are they who’s color coded F9FFD1 for theirs is the kingdom of God!


  25. Ali DM · December 12, 2013

    Jesus was pastel yellow??