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The Color of Jesus

Good morning.

There has been quite a bit of debate lately (thanks to the amazing Megyn Kelly at Fox News) about the color of Jesus.

Researchers at Manka Faith have solved this problem. Based on carbon dating from 30 A.D., it has been determined that the color of Jesus is this (and for you graphic designers), here is the code:

F9FFD1 (seen below)

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, color of Jesus, Manka Faith

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8 comments

  1. Graphic Bob · December 12, 2013

    Thanks. My boss needed a presentation on the color of Jesus – now I have the color. Thanks God’s Intern – I mean Steve.

  2. B2ThaO · December 12, 2013

    Megan is awesome. End of story. Shut the fuck up.

    • Jas · December 12, 2013

      Quite a cogent argument might I add.

  3. Lanni · December 12, 2013

    Megyn is a pawn in the game of chess that is cable news. She’s only on because she’s pretty, looks younger than she is, and the network/conservative machine needs a boost in the 25-40 demographic. shes been touted as brilliant so people will think shes credible, not because she actually is.

  4. Ayalah · December 12, 2013

    She just meant that he wasn’t “black”/African/Negro. Clearly he wasn’t the blond-haired, blue-eyed weirdo that we have seen forever here in the USA>

    • Stephen · December 12, 2013

      She just meant that he wasn’t “black”/African/Negro
      “She just meant”
      Clearly she could have JUST Meant that he was not white either. But hey if he weren’t and he wasn’t that would put her type in bad position with all their anti black and brown rhetoric all the time.

  5. fitley · December 12, 2013

    Billies don’t care what color Jesus is when they’re rubbing one out to Megyn.

  6. nan · December 12, 2013

    It seems like sampling a picture where he’s actively glowing in divine radiance is going to tilt the colour wheel a little? Was he the same colour pre-resurrection?