Vidar isn’t going to write much about the Texas auditions.

Vidar hates Texas.

Vidar would rather be bound to a rock by my own intestines and thrown into a cave near Franang’s Falls before going back to Texas.

And don’t even ask Vidar to write about those two idiots (Phong Vu and Alejandro Cazares).

They are losers and not worth the discussion.

Phong Vu’s ‘powerful’ spirit would be easily crushed by the lowest level elf in Alfheim.

That said, there were a couple of little cuties there especially Baylie Brown (returned from losing in Hollywood in Season 6) is tall drink of Mead.

But really the only reason to write about Houston and Galveston is because of Ramiro Garcia – the guy born without ears.

In the forests in and around Valhalla (home of the Gods), there are many different kinds of creatures born without legs and spines and, yes, ears.

Us Norse have everything!

So when Mr. Garcia comes in and sings pretty good AND he has the benefit of being born without ears, Vidar takes notice.

And Vidar likes him.  And Vidar is rooting for him.  Yes, Vidar cried.

But let’s be clear: Vidar is not rooting for him above the amazing Ashley Robles (San Diego) and bi-polar Shelby Tweten (Aspen).

It would be sad day in Niflheim that a no eared guy from Houston beats those two smoking hot chicks.

Next week is Portland, Oregon.  COULD WE PLEASE JUST GET TO HOLLYWOOD?!  

Vidar is getting bored.

Vidar – Norse God of Silence, Stealth and Revenge