Godzilla [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle Poole

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle PooleGodzilla

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Godzilla.

GodZIRRA.

Big em-effin’ lizard.

I am so with the exciting.

As a baby Finn, in Finland, I saw him.

“T.V. Scary So That You Pee Pants and Poop Young Children” horror Night Theater was on the television thing.

Olli and I, eating fish that was dry, sucking a box that was juice (Pirkka Mixed berry juice – send me some if you have love for Kimmo).

Happy, happy – because the great of all great monsters that stomp and kill was to stomp and kill.

And he (GodZIRRA) stomped all of the shit. Even Ironside (Raymond Burr).

Then Tokyo took a lizard foot up the anus.

BOOM!!!

My eyes leak as I remember the best.

But now. Now is the exciting. Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle Poole

GodZIRRA is back.

When one time he was 50 meters tall – he has more calorie dumped in his mouth hole for he is 150 meters tall!

Suck it, Mr. Cloverfield.

I smoke the sweet, sweet smoke. I slurp the Kossu from my Godzilla mug. I refill the mug and the slurping occurs again.

High, drunk, and with expectations on my brain sitting like a midget jockey – with full control.

Then… well, damn.

Gosh darn damn.

The boring starts.

Plot? Too much!

We go to be in 1999. Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston) has a wig. Things are to the crapper from the first.

Death. Sadness.

This takes thirty minutes.

Why? Answers do not come.

Then is the now.

There is boring guy son of Walter White (Aaron Taylor-Johnson). He is the guy who is the life sucker from the film. His wife (Elizabeth Olson), is good.

Other actors, good.

Monsters? Fucking great.

Script? Scripts should be written as if making something exciting is a good thing.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle PooleGood monsters, mostly good actors, me snoring in my seat.

Fuck you, script.

Two moth beasts. So big that they could eat all of your clothes.

Instead, they must mate and eat nuclear stuff.

And interesting is the last stuff that happens.

Worst thing on a movie that the makers can do – make the thing so that my brain sleeps before

I know that I am asleep.

Suck. Suck, suck , suck.

Damn you GodZIRRA!

Monsters are A-1, awesome, yelling, scratching, flying, fire-vomiting, and everything.

One thumb jumps to the sky for this.

Then the script. As before I said through my fingers, GodZIRRA! must be the awesome.

No. This is not the awesome.

See on the big screen only for the monsters. Be the drunk and high. Take a trusted friend to wake you from happy nap land only when monsters occur.

Ugh. Summer has arrived.

This is not the total Summer suck. This is just boring.

The Total Summer Suck is coming.

I am afraid.

And the fact that I am more of a sober person than the Kimmo that started this review scares me.

And makes me cry. Like a tiny little suck-tit.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S. The 100 is the greatest show ever on my television watcher. I am not ashamed. Octavia gives me a man-bone. The truth was just typed.

 

 

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Sinister [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sinister, Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill, Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, Fred Dalton Thompson, James Ransone, Michael Hall D'Addario, Clare Foley, Rob Riley, Tavis Smiley, Janet Zappala, Victoria Leigh, Cameron Ocasio, Ethan Haberfield, Danielle Kotch, Blake Mizrahi, Nicolas King, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rachel Konstantin, Jason Blum, Jeanette Brill, Bailey Conway, Gerard DiNardi, Jessica L. Hall, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Charles Layton, Rick Osako, Christopher Young, Chris Norr, Frederic Thoraval, Shiela Jaffe, DAvid Brishin, John El Manahi, Sarah Dennis, Amy Vuckovich, Abby O'Sullivan, Ozzy Alvarez, Joe Amella, Sonia Castleberry, Sarah Hindsgaul, Satoko Ichinose, Rich Krusell, Laura Lieffring, Kaylene Carlson, James K. Jensen, Lior Vardi, Nicholas R. Bell, Adam Bernard, Erica Fishman, Danny Giles, Aaron Becker, Eric Bryant, Emily Brobst, Scott Burik, Rob King, George Bianchini, Dan Merrill, Ryan Nethery, Jacob Stahlman, Jane Gerber, Jason Acuna, Marc Aramian, Thomas Milano, Daniel Wehr, Harry Ycaza, Giuseppe Ardizzone, Stephen Belmont, Keith Blomberg, George Brassey, Blaine Chou, Cortney Cunnane, Olenka Denysenko, Pete DiFolco, Alex Dorman, Alyssa Fannick, Maryann C. Fondulas, David Formentin, Avalonne Hall, Parker Haynes, Kerri Hundley, Michael Nickodem, Daniel A. Parker, Chelsea Peters, Anthony Rigual, Stacy Rowe, Alex Saks, Evan Seide, Adam M. Stone, Cat Stone, Brian Wiggins

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sinister, Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill, Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, Fred Dalton Thompson, James Ransone, Michael Hall D'Addario, Clare Foley, Rob Riley, Tavis Smiley, Janet Zappala, Victoria Leigh, Cameron Ocasio, Ethan Haberfield, Danielle Kotch, Blake Mizrahi, Nicolas King, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rachel Konstantin, Jason Blum, Jeanette Brill, Bailey Conway, Gerard DiNardi, Jessica L. Hall, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Charles Layton, Rick Osako, Christopher Young, Chris Norr, Frederic Thoraval, Shiela Jaffe, DAvid Brishin, John El Manahi, Sarah Dennis, Amy Vuckovich, Abby O'Sullivan, Ozzy Alvarez, Joe Amella, Sonia Castleberry, Sarah Hindsgaul, Satoko Ichinose, Rich Krusell, Laura Lieffring, Kaylene Carlson, James K. Jensen, Lior Vardi, Nicholas R. Bell, Adam Bernard, Erica Fishman, Danny Giles, Aaron Becker, Eric Bryant, Emily Brobst, Scott Burik, Rob King, George Bianchini, Dan Merrill, Ryan Nethery, Jacob Stahlman, Jane Gerber, Jason Acuna, Marc Aramian, Thomas Milano, Daniel Wehr, Harry Ycaza, Giuseppe Ardizzone, Stephen Belmont, Keith Blomberg, George Brassey, Blaine Chou, Cortney Cunnane, Olenka Denysenko, Pete DiFolco, Alex Dorman, Alyssa Fannick, Maryann C. Fondulas, David Formentin, Avalonne Hall, Parker Haynes, Kerri Hundley, Michael Nickodem, Daniel A. Parker, Chelsea Peters, Anthony Rigual, Stacy Rowe, Alex Saks, Evan Seide, Adam M. Stone, Cat Stone, Brian WigginsSinister

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Horror in my belly pulls my testes into itself.

That is the point.

Horror must make one as uncomfortableness than one can feel.

It is awesome.

It sucks.

It hurts so good that in the pants the shitting is welcomed.

Yes, that happens.

Unless the movie is the suck. Then the horror is not so horrible. Then the horror is the shit.

Shit, because not horrible. But still in the eyes. The eyes hold onto the pain.

But still…

Sinister.”

There are grisly murders at the property of the Ellison guy (Ethan Hawke) but the deaths and the disappearance of another daughter (his family?) are with a murder series linked.

Found footage (fuck you, Paranormal Activitiy!)

Then there are slayings and abductions, but only for the children. Parents are for the dying.

But then the writer’s nightmares are worse than the writing.

WTF?!?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sinister, Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill, Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, Fred Dalton Thompson, James Ransone, Michael Hall D'Addario, Clare Foley, Rob Riley, Tavis Smiley, Janet Zappala, Victoria Leigh, Cameron Ocasio, Ethan Haberfield, Danielle Kotch, Blake Mizrahi, Nicolas King, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rachel Konstantin, Jason Blum, Jeanette Brill, Bailey Conway, Gerard DiNardi, Jessica L. Hall, Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Charles Layton, Rick Osako, Christopher Young, Chris Norr, Frederic Thoraval, Shiela Jaffe, DAvid Brishin, John El Manahi, Sarah Dennis, Amy Vuckovich, Abby O'Sullivan, Ozzy Alvarez, Joe Amella, Sonia Castleberry, Sarah Hindsgaul, Satoko Ichinose, Rich Krusell, Laura Lieffring, Kaylene Carlson, James K. Jensen, Lior Vardi, Nicholas R. Bell, Adam Bernard, Erica Fishman, Danny Giles, Aaron Becker, Eric Bryant, Emily Brobst, Scott Burik, Rob King, George Bianchini, Dan Merrill, Ryan Nethery, Jacob Stahlman, Jane Gerber, Jason Acuna, Marc Aramian, Thomas Milano, Daniel Wehr, Harry Ycaza, Giuseppe Ardizzone, Stephen Belmont, Keith Blomberg, George Brassey, Blaine Chou, Cortney Cunnane, Olenka Denysenko, Pete DiFolco, Alex Dorman, Alyssa Fannick, Maryann C. Fondulas, David Formentin, Avalonne Hall, Parker Haynes, Kerri Hundley, Michael Nickodem, Daniel A. Parker, Chelsea Peters, Anthony Rigual, Stacy Rowe, Alex Saks, Evan Seide, Adam M. Stone, Cat Stone, Brian WigginsHorror is the suck. Nothing is new. Best movie to scare a turd out of me is “The Exorcist“. The like will never again be seen. First half hour, getting to know the family. THEN the shit hits the fan.

We now care!

All of the new shit – horror porn. People ripped apart. Crazy Saw guy making people die as assholes. “Final Destination” bringing back Rube Goldberg to America (if Rube Goldberg is over your head kill yourself now, retard).

And then the found footage shit. Thanks “Blair Witch Project.” Style over good any day.

Crap.

Yet I still liked “Cloverfield“. Found footage doesn’t always swallow the suck.

Anyway, the fact that I thought Ethan Hawke was really Kevin Dillon made me think the dumb is now part of my forever mind. Son of a bitch.

So, one thumb totally confused, wishing it had to see “Argo.” The other thumb wondering where fucking hockey is.

I don’t get it. Play the games. The owners won last time, but now they must fight again? I wish I had a gun. One round for the Bettman. Then the rest for the owners. I kill you all.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “Nashville” is the shit. That Hayden Dwarf chick is the hot. I would do her twice.

Man On A Ledge [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Man on a Ledge, Asger Leth, Pablo F. Fenjves, Sam Worthington, Mandy Gonzalez, Barbara Marineau, J. Smith-Cameron, Anthony Mackie, Patrick Collins, Jamie Bell, Genesis Rodriguez, Afton Williamson, Robert Clohessy, Joe Lisi, Candice McKoy, Edward Burns, Johnny Solo, Titus Welliver, Elizabeth Banks, James Yaegashi, Daniel Sauli, Kyra Sedgwick, Frank Pando, jason Kolotouros, Michael Lee Laurence, Don Castro, Ed Harris, Pooja Kumar, John Dossett, Sylvia Kauders, Felix Solis, Jabari Gray, James Andrew O'Connor, Ann Arvia, Jonathan Walker, Liz Holtan, Jason Furlani, Terry Serpico, Erin Quill, Arthur J. nascarella, Jimmy Palumbo, J. Bernard Calloway, Gerry Vichi, Geoffrey Cantor, Brett G. Smith, John Comer, William Sadler, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Jake Myers, David Ready, Mark Vahradian, Henry Jackman, Paul Cameron, Kevin Stitt, Deobrah Aquila, Ross Meyerson, Tricia Wood, Alec Hammond, David Swayze, Chryss Hionis, Susan Lyall, James K. Jensen, Lyn Pinezich, Andrew Saxe, G. A. Aguilar, Emma Barger, Marco Gonzalez Palma, Matthew Mason, Sore Miltich, David Wechsler, Adam Weisinger, Eric Yellin, Emily Beck, Chris Barnes, Bobby Beckles, Paul Borne, Jill Brown, Stephen Pope, Thomas Place, Braden Belmonte, Eli Aronoff, Sandy Holt, Ronen Gevint, Ron Barr, Chris Clad, Jack Dolman, Nick Adrian, Elise Aliberti, Ainsley Bartholomew, Daniel Booko, Lauren Butler, Andrew Cesana, Abby Coon, Steve Gilbaud, jamie Horwitz, Timothy Hodson, David Hsu, Molly Irwin, Melissa Kalbfus, Karen M.C. Kane, Ben Katz, Melissa Marlette, Jack McKenna, Abigail Nash, Greg Outcalt, James Parsons, Joseph Perron-Kozar, Tim Petryni, Linda Pianigiani, Ky Reeves, Bill Richards, Jason Richardson, Natasha Rivera, Buck P.B.D. Rodgers, Dee Schuka, Michael James 'Scotty' Scott, Alexis Page Smith, Carla Snowden, Lora Sorrentino, Michael Vastano, Claire Wiegand, Canella Williams, Leah Winkler, David Yoon

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Man on a Ledge, Asger Leth, Pablo F. Fenjves, Sam Worthington, Mandy Gonzalez, Barbara Marineau, J. Smith-Cameron, Anthony Mackie, Patrick Collins, Jamie Bell, Genesis Rodriguez, Afton Williamson, Robert Clohessy, Joe Lisi, Candice McKoy, Edward Burns, Johnny Solo, Titus Welliver, Elizabeth Banks, James Yaegashi, Daniel Sauli, Kyra Sedgwick, Frank Pando, jason Kolotouros, Michael Lee Laurence, Don Castro, Ed Harris, Pooja Kumar, John Dossett, Sylvia Kauders, Felix Solis, Jabari Gray, James Andrew O'Connor, Ann Arvia, Jonathan Walker, Liz Holtan, Jason Furlani, Terry Serpico, Erin Quill, Arthur J. nascarella, Jimmy Palumbo, J. Bernard Calloway, Gerry Vichi, Geoffrey Cantor, Brett G. Smith, John Comer, William Sadler, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Jake Myers, David Ready, Mark Vahradian, Henry Jackman, Paul Cameron, Kevin Stitt, Deobrah Aquila, Ross Meyerson, Tricia Wood, Alec Hammond, David Swayze, Chryss Hionis, Susan Lyall, James K. Jensen, Lyn Pinezich, Andrew Saxe, G. A. Aguilar, Emma Barger, Marco Gonzalez Palma, Matthew Mason, Sore Miltich, David Wechsler, Adam Weisinger, Eric Yellin, Emily Beck, Chris Barnes, Bobby Beckles, Paul Borne, Jill Brown, Stephen Pope, Thomas Place, Braden Belmonte, Eli Aronoff, Sandy Holt, Ronen Gevint, Ron Barr, Chris Clad, Jack Dolman, Nick Adrian, Elise Aliberti, Ainsley Bartholomew, Daniel Booko, Lauren Butler, Andrew Cesana, Abby Coon, Steve Gilbaud, jamie Horwitz, Timothy Hodson, David Hsu, Molly Irwin, Melissa Kalbfus, Karen M.C. Kane, Ben Katz, Melissa Marlette, Jack McKenna, Abigail Nash, Greg Outcalt, James Parsons, Joseph Perron-Kozar, Tim Petryni, Linda Pianigiani, Ky Reeves, Bill Richards, Jason Richardson, Natasha Rivera, Buck P.B.D. Rodgers, Dee Schuka, Michael James 'Scotty' Scott, Alexis Page Smith, Carla Snowden, Lora Sorrentino, Michael Vastano, Claire Wiegand, Canella Williams, Leah Winkler, David YoonMan On A Ledge

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Action and adventure in January?

What is this film “Man on a Ledge”?

Is Hollywood sucking more smoky bong openings than film reviewers (ME!)?

Oh, my mind anticipates with wet quivering smart action fun.

Also smart.  But no.

July movie in January – but July/January movie has no boobs or explosions.  At least not like July movie.

This confusion haunts my brain-stem and makes thinking hurt.

Plot?  I think so.

Nick Cassidy (Sam Worthington) was once a successful and highly respected cop until one day he was arrested for a robbery he never committed (really?  This defense works as often as “Glee” makes sense).

As a cop, he also sits years later under difficult conditions in the prison where he has to defend his fellow prisoners in the first place.  Especially the soap dropping prisoners.  They need defending.  From rape.  In the butt.

Completely desperate, he uses the first available opportunity to escape and increases with an elaborate plan on the window ledge of a New York hotel (original!), where he soon gets the attention of passers-by and the police.

The police recognize him – because they’re smart.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Man on a Ledge, Asger Leth, Pablo F. Fenjves, Sam Worthington, Mandy Gonzalez, Barbara Marineau, J. Smith-Cameron, Anthony Mackie, Patrick Collins, Jamie Bell, Genesis Rodriguez, Afton Williamson, Robert Clohessy, Joe Lisi, Candice McKoy, Edward Burns, Johnny Solo, Titus Welliver, Elizabeth Banks, James Yaegashi, Daniel Sauli, Kyra Sedgwick, Frank Pando, jason Kolotouros, Michael Lee Laurence, Don Castro, Ed Harris, Pooja Kumar, John Dossett, Sylvia Kauders, Felix Solis, Jabari Gray, James Andrew O'Connor, Ann Arvia, Jonathan Walker, Liz Holtan, Jason Furlani, Terry Serpico, Erin Quill, Arthur J. nascarella, Jimmy Palumbo, J. Bernard Calloway, Gerry Vichi, Geoffrey Cantor, Brett G. Smith, John Comer, William Sadler, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Jake Myers, David Ready, Mark Vahradian, Henry Jackman, Paul Cameron, Kevin Stitt, Deobrah Aquila, Ross Meyerson, Tricia Wood, Alec Hammond, David Swayze, Chryss Hionis, Susan Lyall, James K. Jensen, Lyn Pinezich, Andrew Saxe, G. A. Aguilar, Emma Barger, Marco Gonzalez Palma, Matthew Mason, Sore Miltich, David Wechsler, Adam Weisinger, Eric Yellin, Emily Beck, Chris Barnes, Bobby Beckles, Paul Borne, Jill Brown, Stephen Pope, Thomas Place, Braden Belmonte, Eli Aronoff, Sandy Holt, Ronen Gevint, Ron Barr, Chris Clad, Jack Dolman, Nick Adrian, Elise Aliberti, Ainsley Bartholomew, Daniel Booko, Lauren Butler, Andrew Cesana, Abby Coon, Steve Gilbaud, jamie Horwitz, Timothy Hodson, David Hsu, Molly Irwin, Melissa Kalbfus, Karen M.C. Kane, Ben Katz, Melissa Marlette, Jack McKenna, Abigail Nash, Greg Outcalt, James Parsons, Joseph Perron-Kozar, Tim Petryni, Linda Pianigiani, Ky Reeves, Bill Richards, Jason Richardson, Natasha Rivera, Buck P.B.D. Rodgers, Dee Schuka, Michael James 'Scotty' Scott, Alexis Page Smith, Carla Snowden, Lora Sorrentino, Michael Vastano, Claire Wiegand, Canella Williams, Leah Winkler, David YoonDuring his conversation with the psychologist Lydia Anderson (Elizabeth Banks) time trying to give, this is still for a second plan.

At the same time break his brother Joey (Jamie Bell) and his girlfriend Nina (Pooja Kumar) in the adjacent high-rise of the industrial David Englander (Ed Harris) to the allegedly stolen diamonds now really stealing.

While Nick is running (shuffling) out on the windowsill, the time begins not only the special police unit to be restless, but also those corrupt colleagues who were involved in the diamond robbery at the time.

Corrupt colleagues are the suck.

How far would a man go when he is accused wrongly and arrested for something he has never committed?

Well, out on a ledge – that’s for sure.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Man on a Ledge, Asger Leth, Pablo F. Fenjves, Sam Worthington, Mandy Gonzalez, Barbara Marineau, J. Smith-Cameron, Anthony Mackie, Patrick Collins, Jamie Bell, Genesis Rodriguez, Afton Williamson, Robert Clohessy, Joe Lisi, Candice McKoy, Edward Burns, Johnny Solo, Titus Welliver, Elizabeth Banks, James Yaegashi, Daniel Sauli, Kyra Sedgwick, Frank Pando, jason Kolotouros, Michael Lee Laurence, Don Castro, Ed Harris, Pooja Kumar, John Dossett, Sylvia Kauders, Felix Solis, Jabari Gray, James Andrew O'Connor, Ann Arvia, Jonathan Walker, Liz Holtan, Jason Furlani, Terry Serpico, Erin Quill, Arthur J. nascarella, Jimmy Palumbo, J. Bernard Calloway, Gerry Vichi, Geoffrey Cantor, Brett G. Smith, John Comer, William Sadler, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Jake Myers, David Ready, Mark Vahradian, Henry Jackman, Paul Cameron, Kevin Stitt, Deobrah Aquila, Ross Meyerson, Tricia Wood, Alec Hammond, David Swayze, Chryss Hionis, Susan Lyall, James K. Jensen, Lyn Pinezich, Andrew Saxe, G. A. Aguilar, Emma Barger, Marco Gonzalez Palma, Matthew Mason, Sore Miltich, David Wechsler, Adam Weisinger, Eric Yellin, Emily Beck, Chris Barnes, Bobby Beckles, Paul Borne, Jill Brown, Stephen Pope, Thomas Place, Braden Belmonte, Eli Aronoff, Sandy Holt, Ronen Gevint, Ron Barr, Chris Clad, Jack Dolman, Nick Adrian, Elise Aliberti, Ainsley Bartholomew, Daniel Booko, Lauren Butler, Andrew Cesana, Abby Coon, Steve Gilbaud, jamie Horwitz, Timothy Hodson, David Hsu, Molly Irwin, Melissa Kalbfus, Karen M.C. Kane, Ben Katz, Melissa Marlette, Jack McKenna, Abigail Nash, Greg Outcalt, James Parsons, Joseph Perron-Kozar, Tim Petryni, Linda Pianigiani, Ky Reeves, Bill Richards, Jason Richardson, Natasha Rivera, Buck P.B.D. Rodgers, Dee Schuka, Michael James 'Scotty' Scott, Alexis Page Smith, Carla Snowden, Lora Sorrentino, Michael Vastano, Claire Wiegand, Canella Williams, Leah Winkler, David YoonAnd then stand, and talk… and stand… and talk… action in other places, stand… then talk.

Then run!  On a ledge!

Son of a bitch – a man is on a ledge!

The marquee did not lie on me!

There is really a MAN ON A LEDGE!

The he gets off of it.

Other shit happens, too.

“Man on a Ledge” brings to fans of this genre, unfortunately, not much new with it.

While the cast – led by Elizabeth Banks and Sam Worthington – truly deliver a solid performance and blend together perfectly, the story still runs off to familiar patterns.

Maybe it should be then “Man In A Phone Booth”.  Because that has never been done.

Conclusion:  Wait until the lateness of March and rent.  It will please your eye orbs more on your cool HDTV and cheaper than cinema.  And you can make to fire up your pipe without old people (like mothballs and urine smell) telling you against lighting up.

Chill, old people.  Take a hit.  Your jello will never cover your tongue with more joy after the sweet, sweet smoke.

This I know.  Trust Kimmo.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Stop NOW the reading of this!  Go see “The Artist”.  Go see “The Descendants”.  Maybe even “The Iron Giant’s Lady”.

Beware!  The summer film shit storm is on the horizon… and then the suck really starts.

Please Mayans – be right!