The Iron Lady
With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen
WTF?!?
My mind is a stream of mud.
Confusion. Weed. Not reading the press kit.
“The Iron Lady” is not a sequel to “The Iron Giant”.
The excitement made my area hurt.
Meryl Streep vs. Vin Diesel was my dream. Movie heaven.
My confusion was a basket on my thinking brain.
Or perhaps they would love one another.
Sadly, no.
Then, my brain makes smart.
“The Iron Lady” is the love interest for “Iron Man” (who was not worthy of a “The” before his name). Like the booty call for “The Six Million Dollar Man”, Jaime Sommers.
Before I could proclaim this out of my mouth hole I realize that I’m the wrong guy – again.
She had no damn super powers – unless ugly qualifies, Margaret Thatcher. Fug.
The movie is about a bitch.
Plot? There isn’t one.
Apparently, there was a man-woman from England. She was ugly. People noticed the non-prettiness of her face (and body – come on people!).
She decided to be a better man than a man.
And she succeeded. As a man. Or “better-man.”
This is messing with my mind stem. But she succeeded.
You can tell a lot about the person Thatcher, but she was polarizing anyway.
Conservatives worldwide feasted her dislike of compromise and the welfare state, privatization and its war against Argentina and union leaders, people on the left of the political spectrum abhorred her breakdown of social services and the apparently uncritical embrace of neo-liberalism.
WTF?!?
So – people must die for stupid islands (Falklands… history!!!). Anyone who is not of the wealth is shit.
Reagan has a big dick.
All of this is said through time traveling flashbacks. Thank Odin for these, or some shit storytellers could not a story make.
Seriously. Think J.J. Abrams. Fucker.
Meryl Streep is damn good. I felt the Queen Mary had re-opened in Studio City. There can never be too much of a drag queen. And although Streep is a dude, I totally believed.
Awards for cross-dressing?!? 19 for Mr. Streep for “The Iron Giant’s Lady” alone.
Where am I?
So, for political, what does this rate?
I have no idea. “The Ides Of March” was bleh.
“J. Edgar” was a sausage fest.
Why didn’t I get to review “My Week With Marilyn”? Kenneth Branagh was twice the man in there (and I mean “in there”) than Meryl Streep will ever be.
Fight the power! Get the shit you have together people! Fight “The Iron Lady”!
Margaret Thatcher? Fuck that bitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JChuUgio_8g
Khan Manka! Pay me my money! An injury to one is an injury to all!!!!!
Damn… I’m drunk.
And I’m probably fired. Khan, I can’t wait to review “Contraband”! Really!!!
Kimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium
P.S. Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what I see?