Brave [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian Westcott

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian WestcottBrave

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Readers – I live.

My man liver is alive.

Kossu can be again for the drunkening.

Kimmo cannot be tamed.

Like the beast of the wood – drinking, smoking, eating, drinking, watching movies, drinking, smoking, writing reviews, and then some drinking and smoking – I am back.

And in front.

The fear is out of me.

No longer can the movies of summer make me puke.

I am a man.

And this man is in heart love with “Brave”.

Sucker for red-heads?  Guilty.

Sucker for the Pixar?  Even more!

Can they be better now than in the past?  Hells yes.

And they have shitty, Kimmo-like accents.  Only more the better than mine.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian WestcottPlot?  Are you kidding the Kimmo?

Amidst the wilds of the 10th Scottish Century the growing small and skilled archer Merida (Kelly Macdonald) to, daughter of King Fergus (Billy Connolly) and Queen Elinor (Emma Thompson).

While the rebellious girl was marked with the red hair, frolicking in the first place by their father – who lost the fight with a bear leg (a bear leg!  Hollywood, hear this!) – is planning her mother Elinor, with her very different things.

To Merida finally tame it is one of the sons of the leading clan lords are married and so asks the Lord MacGuffin (Kevin McKidd), Lord Dingwall (Robbie Coltrane) and Lord Macintosh (Craig Ferguson) and her sons into the castle in order to offer them at an archery competition the winner was the hand of her daughter.

Of course, Merida very different things in my head and said this team wins competition not only themselves, but evokes an old witch with a sinister curse…

What the fuck?!?  Wow.

Genius.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind the Proscenium, Brave, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Mark Andrews, Pixar, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell, Irene Mecchi, Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Robbie Coltrane, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson, Sally Kinghorn, Eilidh Fraser, Peigi Barker, Steven Cree, Steve Purcell, Callum O'Neill, Patrick Doyle, John Ratzenberger, Pete Docter, Mary Alice Drumm, John Lasseter, Katherine Sarafian, Andrew Stanton, Nicholas C. Smith, Emma Coats, Mark Cordell Holmes, Jason Merck, Nick Sung, Iain Anderson, James Doyle, Teresa Eckton, Sean England, Sue Fox, Josh Gold, Nia Hansen, E.J. Holowicki, James Hyde, Tom Johnson, Noah Katz, Nick Kray, Michael MacKinnon, Kyrsten Mate, Gary Rydstrom, Dee Selby, Brad Semenoff, Corey Tyler, Andrew Vernon, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Ronni Brown, Frank Aalbers, Amit Baadkar, Max Bickley, Stephan Vladimir Bugaj, Gordon D.B. Cameron, Philip Child, Jiayi Chong, Pauline Chu, Tracy Lee Church, Justine Codron, Jared Fong, Mael Francois, Carl N. Frederick, Michel Gagne, Robert Graf, Rogan Griffin, Emron Grover, Dave Hale, Lou Hamou-Lhadj, Bernhard Haux, Allen Hemberger, Katherine Ipjian, Jason Johnston, Ben Jordan, Mach Tony Kobayashi, Tanja Krampfert, David Lally, William Austin Lee, Holly Lloyd, Hsiao-Hsien Lo, Edward Luong, David Mac Carthy, Ian Megibben, Thomas Moser, Alexander Nehls, Jonathan D. Penney, Nick Pitera, Samantha Raja, Jose Luis Ramos, Jordan Rempel, Alex Seiden, Nadim Sinno, Gaston Ugarte, Jeremy Vicerky, Bill Watral, Robert Anderson, Simon Allen, Dovi Anderson, Jude Brownbill, Courtney Casper, Andrew Coats, Robb Denovan, Curran W. Giddens, Aaron J. Hartline, Tsung-Yin Hsieh, Jaime Landes, Ramiro Lopez Dau, Rich McKain, Erick Oh, Charlie Ramos, Jessica Sances, Mark Sanford, Michael Sauls, Benjamin Su, Saschka Unseld, Charlene Wang, Royce Wesley, Stephen L. Wong, Louis Elman, Sarah K. Reimers, David Suther, Jim Passon, Christopher Benstead, Ashley Chafin, Rupert Cross, Carmine Lauri, Jason Poss, Maggie Rodford, James Shearman, Eric Anderson, Tricia Andreas, Barbara Berkery, Malcolm Blanchard, Susan Bradley, Jeremy Cowles, Lars R. Damerow, Bon Jong, Stephen Krug, Ryan Lynch, Lauren Montuori, Kirsten Peterson, David Sotnick, Andy Thomas, Ian WestcottNo more spoilers.

This movie is a bomb.  (Editors note:  In Kimmo’s world, this means great).

My man-crush on the computer generated Merida makes me not of this world wanting to be.

Send me to Pixar land.

Let me frolic with the hot red-head pixels.

She is now my life.

Maybe with enough of the sweet, sweet smoke I can someday be there.

For now, Kossu.

For now, I want.

And now, two thumbs striding skyward.

There is not enough in my heart love for this.

It is the greatness.

See it twice.  Then take your kids.

Then buy the Blu-ray when available for red-head self-love.

Tell no one I said that.  Just between you (my readers) and my bong (my best friend).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  The Glee Project is back!  That blind kid has all asshole about him.  Dick.  Same with boob-bouncing fat chick.  Ho.  All are unlikeable.  Ryan Murphy, I think, may be a gay guy.  I can’t take my eyes off of the thing.  Smoke, cheetos, Glee Project = Heaven.  Watch it, and then comment.

 

Cars 2 [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Cars 2, Disney, Pixar, John Lasseter, Brad Lewis, Ben Queen, Dan Fogelman, Robert Iger, Rich Ross, Larry the Cable Guy, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Eddie Izzard, John Turturro, Brent Musberger, Joe Mantegna, Thomas Kretschmann, Peter Jacobson, Bonnie Hunt, Darrell Waltrip, Franco Nero, David Hobbs, Patrick Walker, Tony Shalhoub, Jeff Garlin, Michel Michelis, Jason Isaacs, Lloyd Sherr, Bruce Campbell, Teresa Gallagher, Jenifer Lewis, Stanley Townsend, Velibor Topic, Sig Hansen, Guido Quaroni, Vanessa Redgrave, John Mainieri, Brad Lewis, Cheech Marin, Jeff Gordon, Lewis Hamilton, Paul Dooley, Edie McClurg, Richard Kind, Katherine Helmond, John Ratzenberger, Michael Wallis, Jess harnell, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Denise Ream, Michael Giacchino, Jay Shuster, Mike Estes, Julie Adams, Allison Nelson, Brendan Donnison

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Cars 2, Disney, Pixar, John Lasseter, Brad Lewis, Ben Queen, Dan Fogelman, Robert Iger, Rich Ross, Larry the Cable Guy, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Eddie Izzard, John Turturro, Brent Musberger, Joe Mantegna, Thomas Kretschmann, Peter Jacobson, Bonnie Hunt, Darrell Waltrip, Franco Nero, David Hobbs, Patrick Walker, Tony Shalhoub, Jeff Garlin, Michel Michelis, Jason Isaacs, Lloyd Sherr, Bruce Campbell, Teresa Gallagher, Jenifer Lewis, Stanley Townsend, Velibor Topic, Sig Hansen, Guido Quaroni, Vanessa Redgrave, John Mainieri, Brad Lewis, Cheech Marin, Jeff Gordon, Lewis Hamilton, Paul Dooley, Edie McClurg, Richard Kind, Katherine Helmond, John Ratzenberger, Michael Wallis, Jess harnell, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Denise Ream, Michael Giacchino, Jay Shuster, Mike Estes, Julie Adams, Allison Nelson, Brendan DonnisonCars 2

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Wow!  Maybe over thinking was the downfall.  Or over loving of money by Pixar.

Whatever.

No longer “wonder kid” crazy movie makers supreme.  Now, just another assaulting to my eyeballs.

All for my dollars.  Bastards!  In sucky 3-D.

Written by Ben Queen from a previously devised by John Lasseter, Brad Lewis and Dan Fogelman, the script for Cars 2 hit by investing in a different story from that seen in the original instead of making the same mistake most of the proceedings and try to repeat the previous formula – and it is a pity, then, that the plot is chosen by the team as bad and equally formulaic.

What?

Adopting the genre “espionage” as the basis of the narrative, the film features Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and his best friend Mate (Larry the Cable Guy) on a trip around the world while the race car part in a series of disputes promoted to prove efficiency of an alternative fuel, clean and renewable – or “green” to you and me.

However, Mate turns out to be mistaken for an American spy and goes on to spearhead several adventures along the agent McMíssel Finn (Michael Caine – not acting, but Reacting!) and his assistant Holley Box (yowza!) Brita (Emily Mortimer) as they try to discover the identity of the villain who seeks to sabotage the race discredit the new fuel.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Cars 2, Disney, Pixar, John Lasseter, Brad Lewis, Ben Queen, Dan Fogelman, Robert Iger, Rich Ross, Larry the Cable Guy, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Eddie Izzard, John Turturro, Brent Musberger, Joe Mantegna, Thomas Kretschmann, Peter Jacobson, Bonnie Hunt, Darrell Waltrip, Franco Nero, David Hobbs, Patrick Walker, Tony Shalhoub, Jeff Garlin, Michel Michelis, Jason Isaacs, Lloyd Sherr, Bruce Campbell, Teresa Gallagher, Jenifer Lewis, Stanley Townsend, Velibor Topic, Sig Hansen, Guido Quaroni, Vanessa Redgrave, John Mainieri, Brad Lewis, Cheech Marin, Jeff Gordon, Lewis Hamilton, Paul Dooley, Edie McClurg, Richard Kind, Katherine Helmond, John Ratzenberger, Michael Wallis, Jess harnell, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Denise Ream, Michael Giacchino, Jay Shuster, Mike Estes, Julie Adams, Allison Nelson, Brendan DonnisonThe desperation of Cars 2 to establish some kind of solidity in its plot, in fact, reaches its peak at the instant kill, for no apparent reason, a loose unbelievable device, only to conclude that there can “do it” by not feel secure in himself, forcing his old friend to encourage him (I don’t even know what I wrote right now, but you will) – and this kind of unfortunate crud is spread throughout the work, starting on the scene, at the beginning of the film, in which Lightning mourns the death of Doc Hudson in a monologue accompanied by an artificial track just to forget about the very second he leaves the museum dedicated to old mentor (apparently, Pixar decided to delete the character after the death of his voice actor, Paul Newman, although the van originally voiced by George Carlin has not deserved the same consideration – words you can’t say on T.V. being said to Pixar right now).

This is now my longest sentence.

If nothing else, the film still takes care of sending anything positive for their young audience, planting the idea that “junk” (the “old”, “different”, “rejected”) see the world with envy, resentment and bad intentions (whatever!).

And what about their supposed ecological message, which at first seems to advocate the importance of a clean fuel and sustainable only to conclude with the mantra so unbelievable.  So unbelievable that I shan’t mention it.

Ha!

A mantra that replaced the word “gasoline” for “Pixar” unfortunately no longer applies.

There, I said it.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen for Kimmo On Kino – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  The Glee Project brings me tears of joy.  I have much hope for those poor, weirdo reject kids.  And they’re not in their 20’s!  Or auto-tuned!  Yet.