Godzilla [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle Poole

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle PooleGodzilla

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Godzilla.

GodZIRRA.

Big em-effin’ lizard.

I am so with the exciting.

As a baby Finn, in Finland, I saw him.

“T.V. Scary So That You Pee Pants and Poop Young Children” horror Night Theater was on the television thing.

Olli and I, eating fish that was dry, sucking a box that was juice (Pirkka Mixed berry juice – send me some if you have love for Kimmo).

Happy, happy – because the great of all great monsters that stomp and kill was to stomp and kill.

And he (GodZIRRA) stomped all of the shit. Even Ironside (Raymond Burr).

Then Tokyo took a lizard foot up the anus.

BOOM!!!

My eyes leak as I remember the best.

But now. Now is the exciting. Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle Poole

GodZIRRA is back.

When one time he was 50 meters tall – he has more calorie dumped in his mouth hole for he is 150 meters tall!

Suck it, Mr. Cloverfield.

I smoke the sweet, sweet smoke. I slurp the Kossu from my Godzilla mug. I refill the mug and the slurping occurs again.

High, drunk, and with expectations on my brain sitting like a midget jockey – with full control.

Then… well, damn.

Gosh darn damn.

The boring starts.

Plot? Too much!

We go to be in 1999. Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston) has a wig. Things are to the crapper from the first.

Death. Sadness.

This takes thirty minutes.

Why? Answers do not come.

Then is the now.

There is boring guy son of Walter White (Aaron Taylor-Johnson). He is the guy who is the life sucker from the film. His wife (Elizabeth Olson), is good.

Other actors, good.

Monsters? Fucking great.

Script? Scripts should be written as if making something exciting is a good thing.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Godzilla, Gareth Edwards, Max Borenstein, DAve Callaham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, CJ Adams, Ken Watanabe, Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Carson Bolde, Sally Hawkins, Julliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Richard T Jones, Victor Rasuk, Patrick Sabongui, Jared Keeso, Luc Roderique, James Pizzinato, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Eric Keenieyside, Primo Allon, George Allen Gumapac, Ken Yamamura, Garry Chalk, Hiro Kanagawa, Kevan Ohtsji, Kasey Ryne Mazak, Terry Chen, Mas Morimoto, James D Dever, Akira Takarada, Yuko Kiyama, Takeshi Kurokawa, James Yoshizawa, Jason Furukawa, Brian Markinson, Ty Olsson, Al Sapienza, Gardiner Millar, Kurt Max Runte, Peter Shinkoda, Bill Marchant, Christian Tessier, Derrick Yamanaka, Peter Kawasaki, Jason Riki Kosuge, Hiroyoshi Kajiyama, Tetsuro Shigematsu, Jill Teed, Dean Redman, Taylor Nichols, Anthony Konechny, Eli Goree, Jake Cunanan, Yuki Morita, Warren Takeuchi, Chuck Church, Dalias Blake, Lane Edwards, Todd Scott, Zoe Krivatsy, Serge M Krivatsy, Lise Krivatsy, Josh Cowdery, Steven Murdzia, Keo Woolford, Lynne Halevi, Martin Kogan, Sandy Ritz, Toby Levins, Eric Breker, Jesse Reid, Aaron Pearl, Amy Fox, Rich Paul, Dee Jay Jackson, Kyrle Riefsnyder, Michael Patrick Denis, Melody B Choi, Taya Clyne, Erika Forest, Ben Harrison, Grayson Maxwell Gurnsey, Justin Blayne Lowery, Marci T House, Chris Shields, Zach Martin, Darren Dolynski, P Lynn Johnson, Leif Havdale, Antonio Anagaran, Kevin O' Grady, Zachary Choe, Joseph E Agudo, Raj K Bose, Aaron Busch, Curtis Bush, Shahid Byrd, Kenneth Carrella, Paul Chirico, Max Clough, Corey Craig, Peter Dwerryhouse, Paul Edney, Andrew Enriquez, James Edward Flynn, Robin Futierrez, Ed Heavey, Matthew Hoglie, Tamika Katon-Donegal, Yukari Komatsu, James Kot, Rebecca Maltby, John O'Brien, Jonathan Pal, Diezel Ramo, Jeric Ross, Michael Rowe, Barbra Roylance, Nel Venzon, Steven Wiig, Dona Wood, Jodie Yee, Dan Zachary, Yoshimitsu Banno, Alex Garcia, Jon Jashni, Kenji Okuhira, Mary Parent, Brian Rogers, Thomas Tull, Patricia Whitcher, Alexandre Desplat, Seamus McGarvey, Bob Ducsay, Heike Brandstatter, Owen Paterson, Ross Dempster, Elizabeth Wilcox, Sharen Davis, Renee Confair, Luc Etienne, Eric Hedayat, Don J Hug, James K Jensen, Ashley Bell, Misha Bukowski, Dennis Burrell, Benjamin Cairns, Josy Capkun, Shaun Aprahamian, Jason Dale, Matt Gough, Chris Allport, Jean-Pascal Beintus, Joseph Bonn, Amy Murphy Anderson, Yoshi Ando, Peter Anderson, Sean Aronson, Karen Bergen, Noelle Bernhard, Armando Boquiren, Taylor Boyd, Shirit Bradley, Christopher Britton, Francie Brown, Jason Brown, Kimberly Buckham, Jenny Lynn Burnett, Marie Elder, Patrick Dawn, Colin J Czarnecki, Ian Dalesky, Rick Crum, Jacqueline Dallamore, Mike Fantasia, Cory Fleming, Portia Fontes, Terry Edinger, John Dominic Drdek, Synnove Godeseth, Veloz Gomez, Erica Getler, Leah Kaina, Jane Victoria King, Eric Ladd, Nito Larioza, Andrea Larsen, Ernie Malik, Bryce McLaughlin, Kazumi Nakamura, Rino Pace, Michelle PooleGood monsters, mostly good actors, me snoring in my seat.

Fuck you, script.

Two moth beasts. So big that they could eat all of your clothes.

Instead, they must mate and eat nuclear stuff.

And interesting is the last stuff that happens.

Worst thing on a movie that the makers can do – make the thing so that my brain sleeps before

I know that I am asleep.

Suck. Suck, suck , suck.

Damn you GodZIRRA!

Monsters are A-1, awesome, yelling, scratching, flying, fire-vomiting, and everything.

One thumb jumps to the sky for this.

Then the script. As before I said through my fingers, GodZIRRA! must be the awesome.

No. This is not the awesome.

See on the big screen only for the monsters. Be the drunk and high. Take a trusted friend to wake you from happy nap land only when monsters occur.

Ugh. Summer has arrived.

This is not the total Summer suck. This is just boring.

The Total Summer Suck is coming.

I am afraid.

And the fact that I am more of a sober person than the Kimmo that started this review scares me.

And makes me cry. Like a tiny little suck-tit.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S. The 100 is the greatest show ever on my television watcher. I am not ashamed. Octavia gives me a man-bone. The truth was just typed.

 

 

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The Help [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, The Help, Tate Taylor, Kathryn Stockett, Emma stone, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Ahna O'Reilly, Allison Janney, Anna Camp, Eleanor Henry, Emma Henry, Chris Lowell, Cicely Tyson, Mike Vogel, Sissy Spacek, Brian Kerwin, Wes Chatham, Aunjanue Ellis, Ted Welch, Shane McRae, Roslyn Ruff, Tarra Riggs, Leslie Jordan, Mary Steenburgen, Tiffany Brouwer, Carol Sutton, Millicent Bolton, Ashley Johnson, Ritchie Montgomery, Don Brock, Florence 'Flo' Roach, Nelsan Ellis, David Oyelowo, LaChanze, Dana Ivey, Becky Fly, Sheerene Whitfield, Cleta Elaine Ellington, Henry Carpenter, John Taylor, Charles Cooper, Diana Cooper, Coyt Bailey, Wade Cottonfield, Kelsey Scott, Amy Beckwith, Sloane Fair, Anna Jennings, Lauren Miller, Elizabeth Smith, Mary Taylor Killebrew, Kathryn Ursy, Stephanie Ward, Julie Ann Doan, Jordan Sudduth, Elizabeth Leefolt, Mohamed Khalaf Al-Mazrouei, Michael Barnathan, Nate Berkus, Jennifer Blum, Chris Columbus, Brunson Green, L. Dean Jones Jr., Sonya Lunsford, John Norris, Mark Radcliffe, Jeff Skoll, Tate Taylor, Thomas Newman, Stephen Goldblatt, Hughes Winborne, Kerry Barden, Paul Schnee, Mark Ricker, Curt Beech, Rena DeAngelo, Sharen Davis, Coni Andress, Mark Graziano, Brian McNulty, Robin Sweet, Karen Davis, Donald Sparks, Tessa Lyn Stephenson, Sheila Bartlett, Troy Borisy, Ellen Lampl, Kim Drummond, Andy Malcolm, Robert Cole, Rocky Capella, Rex Reddick, Blake Alcantara, Will Arnot, Wendy Chuck, Jim Alan Cook, Adam Cole, Peter Lam, George Doering, Charlsey Adkins, Monique Allen, Russell allen, Mary Bean, Ed Borgerding, Stefan Brunner, Joseph neal Buckley, Avent Clark, Randall Clark, Marilyn Corwin, Kennedy Davey, Bryan Davis, Ava DuVernay, Eileen M. Dennis, Cate Hardman, Kellyl Helstrom, George Inmon, Devon Parks, Joy Trahan, Lex Williams, Kenny Yates

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, The Help, Tate Taylor, Kathryn Stockett, Emma stone, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Ahna O'Reilly, Allison Janney, Anna Camp, Eleanor Henry, Emma Henry, Chris Lowell, Cicely Tyson, Mike Vogel, Sissy Spacek, Brian Kerwin, Wes Chatham, Aunjanue Ellis, Ted Welch, Shane McRae, Roslyn Ruff, Tarra Riggs, Leslie Jordan, Mary Steenburgen, Tiffany Brouwer, Carol Sutton, Millicent Bolton, Ashley Johnson, Ritchie Montgomery, Don Brock, Florence 'Flo' Roach, Nelsan Ellis, David Oyelowo, LaChanze, Dana Ivey, Becky Fly, Sheerene Whitfield, Cleta Elaine Ellington, Henry Carpenter, John Taylor, Charles Cooper, Diana Cooper, Coyt Bailey, Wade Cottonfield, Kelsey Scott, Amy Beckwith, Sloane Fair, Anna Jennings, Lauren Miller, Elizabeth Smith, Mary Taylor Killebrew, Kathryn Ursy, Stephanie Ward, Julie Ann Doan, Jordan Sudduth, Elizabeth Leefolt, Mohamed Khalaf Al-Mazrouei, Michael Barnathan, Nate Berkus, Jennifer Blum, Chris Columbus, Brunson Green, L. Dean Jones Jr., Sonya Lunsford, John Norris, Mark Radcliffe, Jeff Skoll, Tate Taylor, Thomas Newman, Stephen Goldblatt, Hughes Winborne, Kerry Barden, Paul Schnee, Mark Ricker, Curt Beech, Rena DeAngelo, Sharen Davis, Coni Andress, Mark Graziano, Brian McNulty, Robin Sweet, Karen Davis, Donald Sparks, Tessa Lyn Stephenson, Sheila Bartlett, Troy Borisy, Ellen Lampl, Kim Drummond, Andy Malcolm, Robert Cole, Rocky Capella, Rex Reddick, Blake Alcantara, Will Arnot, Wendy Chuck, Jim Alan Cook, Adam Cole, Peter Lam, George Doering, Charlsey Adkins, Monique Allen, Russell allen, Mary Bean, Ed Borgerding, Stefan Brunner, Joseph neal Buckley, Avent Clark, Randall Clark, Marilyn Corwin, Kennedy Davey, Bryan Davis, Ava DuVernay, Eileen M. Dennis, Cate Hardman, Kellyl Helstrom, George Inmon, Devon Parks, Joy Trahan, Lex Williams, Kenny Yates“The Help”

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

“The Help” is funny and touching (right in the heart chamber) adaptation of the novel of the same title published in 2009 by Kathryn Stockett.

How come it took so long to hang the book on the screen?  I laugh at me.

Sockett’s book, a success in the Anglo market, makes a young American, “Skeeter” Phelan, whose relationship with two African-American women raised early sixties, a key cheerful and endearing, which was the movement Civil Rights in that country.

Was ever a more cheerful time?

With their impeccable debut film adaptation behind the camera to actor Tate Taylor, under whom works an excellent cast led by Emma Stone (“Easy A” – hubba!), Mike Vogel, Bryce Dallas Howard (she kicked my butt in “Terminator: Salvation”, even with red hair), Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer and Allison Janney (CJ in “The West Wing” and voice in those annoying Kaiser-Permanente commercials – I don’t want to thrive, alright?!?).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, The Help, Tate Taylor, Kathryn Stockett, Emma stone, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Ahna O'Reilly, Allison Janney, Anna Camp, Eleanor Henry, Emma Henry, Chris Lowell, Cicely Tyson, Mike Vogel, Sissy Spacek, Brian Kerwin, Wes Chatham, Aunjanue Ellis, Ted Welch, Shane McRae, Roslyn Ruff, Tarra Riggs, Leslie Jordan, Mary Steenburgen, Tiffany Brouwer, Carol Sutton, Millicent Bolton, Ashley Johnson, Ritchie Montgomery, Don Brock, Florence 'Flo' Roach, Nelsan Ellis, David Oyelowo, LaChanze, Dana Ivey, Becky Fly, Sheerene Whitfield, Cleta Elaine Ellington, Henry Carpenter, John Taylor, Charles Cooper, Diana Cooper, Coyt Bailey, Wade Cottonfield, Kelsey Scott, Amy Beckwith, Sloane Fair, Anna Jennings, Lauren Miller, Elizabeth Smith, Mary Taylor Killebrew, Kathryn Ursy, Stephanie Ward, Julie Ann Doan, Jordan Sudduth, Elizabeth Leefolt, Mohamed Khalaf Al-Mazrouei, Michael Barnathan, Nate Berkus, Jennifer Blum, Chris Columbus, Brunson Green, L. Dean Jones Jr., Sonya Lunsford, John Norris, Mark Radcliffe, Jeff Skoll, Tate Taylor, Thomas Newman, Stephen Goldblatt, Hughes Winborne, Kerry Barden, Paul Schnee, Mark Ricker, Curt Beech, Rena DeAngelo, Sharen Davis, Coni Andress, Mark Graziano, Brian McNulty, Robin Sweet, Karen Davis, Donald Sparks, Tessa Lyn Stephenson, Sheila Bartlett, Troy Borisy, Ellen Lampl, Kim Drummond, Andy Malcolm, Robert Cole, Rocky Capella, Rex Reddick, Blake Alcantara, Will Arnot, Wendy Chuck, Jim Alan Cook, Adam Cole, Peter Lam, George Doering, Charlsey Adkins, Monique Allen, Russell allen, Mary Bean, Ed Borgerding, Stefan Brunner, Joseph neal Buckley, Avent Clark, Randall Clark, Marilyn Corwin, Kennedy Davey, Bryan Davis, Ava DuVernay, Eileen M. Dennis, Cate Hardman, Kellyl Helstrom, George Inmon, Devon Parks, Joy Trahan, Lex Williams, Kenny YatesBroadly speaking, the script preserves the essential novel by Kathryn Stockett and gets carried away by the personality of three unforgettable characters: Aibileen Clark (Viola Davis), an African-American middle-aged white babysitter (white babies, Aibilieen is not white – this is important later), shattered by the loss of a son, Jackson Minny (Octavia Spencer), another black maid who dreams of a stable job (one that lasts awhile, not with horses), and Eugenia “Skeeter” Phelan (Emma Stone), the young graduate and aspiring writer who returns home and realizes that certain prejudices weigh like a millstone.

Except when you’re hot.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, The Help, Tate Taylor, Kathryn Stockett, Emma stone, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Ahna O'Reilly, Allison Janney, Anna Camp, Eleanor Henry, Emma Henry, Chris Lowell, Cicely Tyson, Mike Vogel, Sissy Spacek, Brian Kerwin, Wes Chatham, Aunjanue Ellis, Ted Welch, Shane McRae, Roslyn Ruff, Tarra Riggs, Leslie Jordan, Mary Steenburgen, Tiffany Brouwer, Carol Sutton, Millicent Bolton, Ashley Johnson, Ritchie Montgomery, Don Brock, Florence 'Flo' Roach, Nelsan Ellis, David Oyelowo, LaChanze, Dana Ivey, Becky Fly, Sheerene Whitfield, Cleta Elaine Ellington, Henry Carpenter, John Taylor, Charles Cooper, Diana Cooper, Coyt Bailey, Wade Cottonfield, Kelsey Scott, Amy Beckwith, Sloane Fair, Anna Jennings, Lauren Miller, Elizabeth Smith, Mary Taylor Killebrew, Kathryn Ursy, Stephanie Ward, Julie Ann Doan, Jordan Sudduth, Elizabeth Leefolt, Mohamed Khalaf Al-Mazrouei, Michael Barnathan, Nate Berkus, Jennifer Blum, Chris Columbus, Brunson Green, L. Dean Jones Jr., Sonya Lunsford, John Norris, Mark Radcliffe, Jeff Skoll, Tate Taylor, Thomas Newman, Stephen Goldblatt, Hughes Winborne, Kerry Barden, Paul Schnee, Mark Ricker, Curt Beech, Rena DeAngelo, Sharen Davis, Coni Andress, Mark Graziano, Brian McNulty, Robin Sweet, Karen Davis, Donald Sparks, Tessa Lyn Stephenson, Sheila Bartlett, Troy Borisy, Ellen Lampl, Kim Drummond, Andy Malcolm, Robert Cole, Rocky Capella, Rex Reddick, Blake Alcantara, Will Arnot, Wendy Chuck, Jim Alan Cook, Adam Cole, Peter Lam, George Doering, Charlsey Adkins, Monique Allen, Russell allen, Mary Bean, Ed Borgerding, Stefan Brunner, Joseph neal Buckley, Avent Clark, Randall Clark, Marilyn Corwin, Kennedy Davey, Bryan Davis, Ava DuVernay, Eileen M. Dennis, Cate Hardman, Kellyl Helstrom, George Inmon, Devon Parks, Joy Trahan, Lex Williams, Kenny YatesSet in Jackson, Mississippi, “The Help” portrays, through the comedy of manners and the intimate drama, the complicated emotional relationship plotted between white and black (no gray area here) communities throughout the sixties, just at that stage in which, happily, it all started to change.

Except for poor George Wallace.  He wasn’t happy at all.

The success of this production will not surprise those who know the reputation that precedes the novel by Kathryn Stockett (if I write her name three times I get a free Kindle!  Success!), a delightful book, which was rejected by sixty literary agents before they achieved the feat that is already on his lapel (contortionists – before you make letters, I know “feat” and “feet” are not the same.  I’m from Finland, not Retardia.), selling five million copies and remain one hundred weeks on the bestseller list of The New York Times.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, The Help, Tate Taylor, Kathryn Stockett, Emma stone, Viola Davis, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Ahna O'Reilly, Allison Janney, Anna Camp, Eleanor Henry, Emma Henry, Chris Lowell, Cicely Tyson, Mike Vogel, Sissy Spacek, Brian Kerwin, Wes Chatham, Aunjanue Ellis, Ted Welch, Shane McRae, Roslyn Ruff, Tarra Riggs, Leslie Jordan, Mary Steenburgen, Tiffany Brouwer, Carol Sutton, Millicent Bolton, Ashley Johnson, Ritchie Montgomery, Don Brock, Florence 'Flo' Roach, Nelsan Ellis, David Oyelowo, LaChanze, Dana Ivey, Becky Fly, Sheerene Whitfield, Cleta Elaine Ellington, Henry Carpenter, John Taylor, Charles Cooper, Diana Cooper, Coyt Bailey, Wade Cottonfield, Kelsey Scott, Amy Beckwith, Sloane Fair, Anna Jennings, Lauren Miller, Elizabeth Smith, Mary Taylor Killebrew, Kathryn Ursy, Stephanie Ward, Julie Ann Doan, Jordan Sudduth, Elizabeth Leefolt, Mohamed Khalaf Al-Mazrouei, Michael Barnathan, Nate Berkus, Jennifer Blum, Chris Columbus, Brunson Green, L. Dean Jones Jr., Sonya Lunsford, John Norris, Mark Radcliffe, Jeff Skoll, Tate Taylor, Thomas Newman, Stephen Goldblatt, Hughes Winborne, Kerry Barden, Paul Schnee, Mark Ricker, Curt Beech, Rena DeAngelo, Sharen Davis, Coni Andress, Mark Graziano, Brian McNulty, Robin Sweet, Karen Davis, Donald Sparks, Tessa Lyn Stephenson, Sheila Bartlett, Troy Borisy, Ellen Lampl, Kim Drummond, Andy Malcolm, Robert Cole, Rocky Capella, Rex Reddick, Blake Alcantara, Will Arnot, Wendy Chuck, Jim Alan Cook, Adam Cole, Peter Lam, George Doering, Charlsey Adkins, Monique Allen, Russell allen, Mary Bean, Ed Borgerding, Stefan Brunner, Joseph neal Buckley, Avent Clark, Randall Clark, Marilyn Corwin, Kennedy Davey, Bryan Davis, Ava DuVernay, Eileen M. Dennis, Cate Hardman, Kellyl Helstrom, George Inmon, Devon Parks, Joy Trahan, Lex Williams, Kenny YatesWith Emma Stone and Viola Davis hired for the main roles, the rest of the casting was a relatively simple task.  Throw a copy of the book down Sunset, hit an actor head-wise and “you’re in a movie!”  Invented by Soderbergh.  Genius.

And what about the atmosphere?  This is another chapter in which the film succeeds completely (although it can’t really be seen – much like the air atmosphere we breath).

To preserve the spirit of the age and local color, the team moved to Greenwood, Mississippi.

Parts of the film also took place Jackson,Clarksdale and Greenville.  Undoubtedly, all contribute to the feeling of breathing the whole truth.  And being surrounded by hicks.

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P.S.  The Glee Project?!?  WTF?!?!  Lindsay, if you need comfort, contact me at Manka Bros.  You have made Ginnifer Goodwin no longer exist on me.  Forever.