Dawn of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Times are things that make men weep. Most men. Not Finns. We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping. They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup. More…
The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen ————- Here are the facts: The Fellowship of the Ring – Book pages 432 – Film minutes 2:58 The Two Towers- Book pages 352 – Film minutes 2:59 Return of the King-…
The Cabin In The Woods With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Previews.” “Trailers” (as in the industry the name is whispered). “Coming Attractions” to the elderly who are always cold and cry at the loudness of noise (and smell like liver sausage, if lucky). No…
Rise of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, groovy 1968 gave us “Planet of the Apes”. Awesome. Heston and hot chick on horse. “Damn you all to hell!” Best. Movie. Ever. Now become the cult film pulled after four…