Nice to see Jermaine Jones make the cut. Jimmy Iovine doesn’t understand much (you can be a singer and a comedian, dork) but he does understand you don’t need a high whiny, girlie voice to sell records.
There was also a prediction made that Hallie Day would make it. Nope. Too boring. Perhaps too tall for Ryan Seacrest. He doesn’t seem to mind tall men – but the tall ladies? Watch out Shannon Magrane!
So – that’s it, huh?
After six hours of Hell, the Top 13 is ready for the ride of their lives. Unfortunately, that ride will come in the form of the all-new Ford Focus (and those horrible horrible commercials that they are forced to do).
Baring some sort of global calamity, this is the way the contestants will finish. Sorry, Elise Testone fans – she’s the first to go.
Congratulations to Phillip Phillips! May your career be more like Daughtry or David Cook and less like Lee DeWyze and Taylor Hicks.
May Odin have mercy on us all!
Vidar – The Norse God of Silence, Stealth & Revenge