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Smash – Season 1 – Episode 5 – Let’s Be Bad

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Vidar, Norse god of silence, Teleblog with Vidar, Smash, NBC, Paul Telegdy, Michael Mayer, Theresa Rebeck, Debra Messing, Jack Davenport, Christian Borle, Megan Hilty, Katharine McPhee, Raza Jaffrey, Brian d'Arcy James, Jaime Cepero, Anjelica Huston, Will Chase, Phillip Spaeth, Wesley Taylor, Savannah Wise, Kristine Covillo, Leslie Odom Jr, Blake Andrew Johnson, Annaleigh Ashford, Eisa Davis, Anne Senelly Kyle, Hale Appleman, Luis Ayala, Emory Cohen, Maddie Corman, Marc Daniels, Ben Hauck, Raymond Mamrak, Gil O'Brien, Hollywood Nick Pagani, Condola Rashad, Joe Rusnak, Finnerty Steeves, Steven Weisz, Jim Chory, Justin Falvey, Darryl Frank, David Marshall Grant, Rolin Jones, Michael Mayer, Neil Meron, Julie Rottenberg, Marc Shaiman, Steven Spielberg, Scott Wittman, Craig Zadan, Elisa Zuritsky, Leslie Jacobowitz, M. David Mullen, Allyson C. Johnson, Andrew Weisblum, Bernard Telsey, Cabo McMullen, Ellen Christiansen, Bettina Hastie, Molly Maginnis, Amanda Miller, Persefone Karakosta, Roland Cory McCutcheon, Cassandra Keating, Marcos Gonzalez Palma, Noreen R. Cheleden, Luis Nieves, Matt Power, Michael E. Steele, Christian Vendetti, Holly Watson, John Pollard, Joan Winters, Chris Barnes, Josh Einsohn, Mihal Freinquel, Laura Steinman, Matt Roozen, Peter Tadros, Shon Hedges, Erin Sullivan, Dan Evans Farkas, Andy Zulla, Jim Black, Brett Macias, Matthew Rush Sullivan, David Labutte, Krutika Mallikarjuna, Justin Brenneman, Josh Bergasse, Charlie Reeves, Sam Day, George Doherty, Kathryn Jones, Alex Martin, Dave Michaels, Joshua Shull, Christine Gee, Adam Donnelly, Jannett Roberts, Kara Ryan, Nick Adrian, Adam Baer, Marcus Bykowsky, Paul Contos, Lyman Creason, Andrea Greer, Terrill Ocona, Derek Peterson, Jason QuimbyThere is nothing Vidar can do to save this show.

“Smash” is awful.

It didn’t start awful.

Episode 1 “Pilot” was very promising and was going to launch Megan Hilty and Katharine McPhee into the stratosphere of TV stardom.

However, as it turns out, the show peaked in Episode 1.

In Episode 2, the show Jumped The Shark.

In Episode 3, the show became “Melrose Place” and really began to suck.

In Episode 4, the show sucked less but still nothing more than a cheap night time soap.

Last night, in Episode 5 – “Let’s Be Bad” – the show returned to full on sucking.

Vidar has one question to the writers (Theresa Rebeck, Julie Rottenberg & Elisa Zuritsky) – is that all you’ve got?  It took three writers to write that piece of shit – it took one to write “War & Peace.”

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Even the musical numbers (the one thing the show had going for it) were terrible.

That little flapper number where Marilyn comes onto the movie set all doped up was painful to watch.

Vidar is a strong God but had to look away several times out of embarrassment for the cast.

What in Odin’s name was Katharine McPhee doing dancing around in her netherwear?

She has the expression of a bag of flour.

The gay men watching this show got nothing out of that.  The straight Vidar watching this show got NOTHING OUT OF THAT!

Dead Bea Arthur would have been sexier doing that scene.

It shouldn’t have been written.  It shouldn’t have been shot.  It’s not Katharine McPhee’s fault (you can only do so much with a bag of flour!) – it just should never have existed.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Vidar, Norse god of silence, Teleblog with Vidar, Smash, NBC, Paul Telegdy, Michael Mayer, Theresa Rebeck, Debra Messing, Jack Davenport, Christian Borle, Megan Hilty, Katharine McPhee, Raza Jaffrey, Brian d'Arcy James, Jaime Cepero, Anjelica Huston, Will Chase, Phillip Spaeth, Wesley Taylor, Savannah Wise, Kristine Covillo, Leslie Odom Jr, Blake Andrew Johnson, Annaleigh Ashford, Eisa Davis, Anne Senelly Kyle, Hale Appleman, Luis Ayala, Emory Cohen, Maddie Corman, Marc Daniels, Ben Hauck, Raymond Mamrak, Gil O'Brien, Hollywood Nick Pagani, Condola Rashad, Joe Rusnak, Finnerty Steeves, Steven Weisz, Jim Chory, Justin Falvey, Darryl Frank, David Marshall Grant, Rolin Jones, Michael Mayer, Neil Meron, Julie Rottenberg, Marc Shaiman, Steven Spielberg, Scott Wittman, Craig Zadan, Elisa Zuritsky, Leslie Jacobowitz, M. David Mullen, Allyson C. Johnson, Andrew Weisblum, Bernard Telsey, Cabo McMullen, Ellen Christiansen, Bettina Hastie, Molly Maginnis, Amanda Miller, Persefone Karakosta, Roland Cory McCutcheon, Cassandra Keating, Marcos Gonzalez Palma, Noreen R. Cheleden, Luis Nieves, Matt Power, Michael E. Steele, Christian Vendetti, Holly Watson, John Pollard, Joan Winters, Chris Barnes, Josh Einsohn, Mihal Freinquel, Laura Steinman, Matt Roozen, Peter Tadros, Shon Hedges, Erin Sullivan, Dan Evans Farkas, Andy Zulla, Jim Black, Brett Macias, Matthew Rush Sullivan, David Labutte, Krutika Mallikarjuna, Justin Brenneman, Josh Bergasse, Charlie Reeves, Sam Day, George Doherty, Kathryn Jones, Alex Martin, Dave Michaels, Joshua Shull, Christine Gee, Adam Donnelly, Jannett Roberts, Kara Ryan, Nick Adrian, Adam Baer, Marcus Bykowsky, Paul Contos, Lyman Creason, Andrea Greer, Terrill Ocona, Derek Peterson, Jason QuimbyAnd when you think things couldn’t get worse or more awkward, Joe DiMaggio starts singing to Debra Messing on an empty sidewalk in New York.

It was more torturous than when us Norse Gods bound the evil Loki to rock in a cave near Franang’s Falls by his own intestines.

Vidar would have preferred this treatment than to have to witness that horrible scene.  And. of course. the lame ass son of Debra Messing and the wannabe Science Teacher is watching from above.

No more…  Vidar will not go into more details about this episode.  There are plenty of other great websites for that.  Rachel Shukert at New York Magazine does the best recap of this show.

Next week’s episode is called “Chemistry” – or as Vidar likes to call it – “More Of The Same Shit.”

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P.S. – Hey, “American Idol” lovers – here is Vidar’s prediction for how the Top 13 will finish.

 

 

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  1. Johnny Rivers · March 7, 2012

    The non sex scene between the two guys was badly done. The whole show is amess. too bad too.

  2. Shandra C · March 7, 2012

    Sorry. the show is great. disagree.