[The following review is written completely honestly and without platitudes of any kind.]
Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 1 – “Pilot”
Reviewed by Vidar – The Norse God of Silence, Stealth & Revenge
Last night, The CW aired the greatest show in the history of television.
“Arrow” (previously known in boring comic book form as “The Green Arrow”), to put it simply, has relegated Superman, Batman, Spider-man, all of the Avengers, all of the X-Men, etc. etc. etc., every fucking superhero in the known universe to fucking nothingness.
Those characters are dead to me now. And they are all “Arrow”‘s little bitches.
If you’re a geek-dork and love comic book movies and shows, there is only one character necessary to fill your nerdy cup.
Vidar was expecting something shitty. Really really “CW-like” shitty.
But this show is not shit.
It is the filet mignon you eat before your body processes it into shit. The shit that comes out your ass now is Spider-man (in comparison to the greatest of “Arrow”).
EPISODE 1 “PILOT” Synopsis (courtesy of IMDB.com with Vidar interjections):
After a violet shipwreck, billionaire playboy Oliver Queen was missing and presumed dead for five years before being discovered alive on a remote island in the Pacific.
When he returns home to Starling City, his devoted mother Moira (yeah, right), much-beloved sister Thea (nicknamed Speedy – why because she snorts a lot of cocaine?), and best friend Tommy (with friends like Tommy who needs fucking friends), welcome him home, but they sense Oliver has been changed by his ordeal on the island. (You think?)
While Oliver hides the truth about the man he’s become, he desperately wants to make amends for the actions he took as the spoiled brat he was as a boy. Most particularly, he seeks reconciliation with his former girlfriend, Laurel Lance.
(Good luck there – he was banging her sister, Sarah, on the yacht that sunk which started this whole mess. Sarah died [though that was left wide open with no body discovered – she’ll be back]. Forgiveness of Oliver might be a problem for Laurel and her dad – Detective Lance Quince.)
As Oliver reconnects with those closest to him, he secretly creates the persona of Arrow (fuck yeah!) – a vigilante – to right the wrongs of his family, fight the ills of society, and restore Starling City to its former glory.
By day, Oliver plays the role of the wealthy, carefree and careless philanderer he used to be – flanked by his devoted chauffeur/bodyguard, John Diggle (seems like a decent guy but there’s something up with him – ‘don’t trust’ alert!), while carefully concealing the secret identity he turns to under cover of darkness.
However, Laurel’s father, Detective Quentin Lance, is determined to arrest the vigilante operating in his city. (Dude also doesn’t care much for Oliver. Oliver is, after all, somewhat responsible for his daughter’s death in the shipwreck.)
Meanwhile, Oliver’s own mother, Moira, knows much more about the deadly shipwreck than she has let on. (She’s going to turn out to be some sort of hardcore beyatch that no one wants to cross.)
FINAL THOUGHTS
Holy fucking shit, this is a great show! The Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded today to some guy in China.
Vidar says “BULLSHIT!” The Noble Prize should have been awarded to the Pilot Episode of “Arrow”!
The cast is perfect. The action, clothes, special effects, hair and even make-up is perfect times six. The story is better than any shit you’ve ever loved before.
No platitudes, just truth.
THIS SHOW ROCKS!
Vidar – The Norse God of Silence, Stealth & Revenge
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 1 – “Pilot”
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 2 – “Honor Thy Father”
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 3 – “Lone Gunman”
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 4 – “An Innocent Man”
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 5 – “Damaged”
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 6 – “Legacies”
- Arrow – Season 1 – Episode 7 – “Muse of Fire”
Agreed! (though maybe not about the Noble Prize thing)
This show was waaaay better than I expected.It frankly looked terrible in the preview.
Arrow Does Rock, have you ever read Mo Yan (the winner of Nobel Prize), Arrow is so much better. Really.
I wasn’t sold on the idea of yet another comic book remake for CW, but I happened to catch this last night and it was really excellent! I’m not familiar at all with the source material, but I love the grittier Batman Begins feel and the whole island survival plot is reminiscent of those good kids books like Hatchet and The Cay– in the best way.
One quibble though- So the Green Arrow guy learned complex computer espionage and hacking skills while on a deserted island? WTF was up with that fancy hacking arrow?
Im certainly on a different page than you vidar. I have mixed feelings about the pilot- liked few scenes,hated others
1) hated that it copied Batman Begins
2) really, NO ONE noticed( not cops or Hunt’s staff) that there was arrow on wall behind desk
and then he ask himself how did he managed to steal 40$ million dollars from him
3) they give us more “realistic” Arrow and what we get is skinny bitches and guys pumped on stereoids
4) driving in car and after he jumps out ( yeah right, I believe that one (sarcasm here)), his guard/driver looks puzzled and checks if he is still in the car or if he somehow got in drivers seat…LOL
5) more “realistic” Arrow and no one will figure out that Ollie is behind mask,with him spraying/painting green line over his eyes( over and over again,since he needs to take it off fast,when he needs to be Ollie again)….at least to have a mask is more realistic and practical,than to spray/paint “mask”…yeah hood hides part of his face,but at least with mask I believe it is harder to recognize someone
Nitpicking, man. The show is awesome.
I’m going over to watch the stream of it now. The trailers that ran on TV looked amazing. Hopefully it will live up to those.
most boring char in marvel universe, hawkeye, most boring char in dc universe, green arrow, and they choose to make a series of him ? it was a pain to watch through the trailer even, this series wont last…
he’s like a wannabe ironman, but without anykind of appeal whatsoever
You know, you’re a prime example of When Geeks Get Stupidly Pissy For No Goddamn Good Reason. And I do mean “stupidly”.
Okay, so you’re not interested in it. That’s fine. Nobody says you have to be; that’s the beauty of having a jillian channels plus the internet, you can always find something more to your taste (assuming you like ANYTHING, anyway, which I have to wonder if you do). And you know, maybe you’re right about the relative “boring” nature of the character and the writer of this review is wrong – I wouldn’t know, I haven’t seen it yet myself, so I don’t know if I agree with either of these extreme points of view, or even the GASP middle ground view of “I liked it, but I like other things better”, which, honestly is how I am expecting to react.
But “this show won’t last”? Did you fail Reading Comprehension? This show literally is the HIGHEST RATED premiere for the CW in the last THREE YEARS.
Considering this same channel already kept Smallville hanging around for nine years (and considering everything I’ve heard elsewhere indicates this show is better than Smallville)? I don’t think they’re going to kill it anytime soon.
This show WILL last, at least for the season – on an itty bitty network like the CW, something that starts off to that big of a start compared to EVERYTHING they have done for the PAST THREE YEARS? That’s not dying, not for at least the season. And it’s not a fucking crime for it to be successful just because you aren’t interested in it yourself.
Jesus. It’s like just because it’s the internet, there’s no such thing as a “moderate” position.
I love geeky things, but sometimes it’s an effort not to feel like everybody else who does, it’s a fucking entitled asshole.
haha… the most boring characters? dude you need to broaden your comic horizons.
A bit extreme but funny haha. I’ll check it out myself now
I love how some people don’t like this. To me this is how GA is meant to be. He doesn’t have SM/CL’s morals. This show isn’t boring, it has multiple character arc’s, the flash backs are amazing, the glimpses we have had of Olivers training with Wilson on the island have been awesome. If i had any issues with it, it wold be his amazing computer skills. Felicity Smoak should’ve been introduced at the start as a member of his team. Other than that the show is incredible.
After surviving a brutal shipwreck and spending five years stranded on a remote island, Oliver Queen returns to Starling City a changed man. His family, including his mother Moira and sister Thea (who’s earned the ironic nickname “Speedy”), along with his friend Tommy, are thrilled to have him back—though they quickly notice he’s no longer the same carefree playboy they once knew. VOZOL Gear Power 20000
The experience has deeply transformed Oliver, and he’s now driven to right the wrongs of his past, including repairing his relationship with his ex-girlfriend, Laurel Lance. Beneath his calm exterior, Oliver hides the truth of his island ordeal, knowing it has left him with a purpose and determination to make amends for the mistakes of his former life. VEIIK Micko Q 5500
Shop the Official Spider Hoodie website for exclusive Sp5der Worldwide Clothing. Discover the iconic Sp5der Hoodie and Enjoy Fast Shipping
Sp5der Hoodie Are Available at the Sp5der Worldwide Store. Buy Now & Upto 40% Off. Sp5der Hoodie Give Free Shipping Around the Globe. 24/7 Premium Customer Support.
Get Flat 50% OFF on SP5DER® Hoodies! Grab the Young Thug Pink Spider Hoodie now. Limited Stock. Shop Today. Elevate your style with Young Thug Spider Hoodie
Discover ADWYSD® Clothing: Always Do What You Should Do. Shop now for ADWYSD premium apparel that inspires and empowers. Buy now!
Discover exclusive savings of up to 10% on Always Do What You Should Do Joggers at official UK ADWYSD JOGGERS Get a discount on this product.
https://zeefurniture.co.uk/tech-sofa/ The Tech Sofa seems like the perfect combination of practicality and comfort! I adore how it incorporates technology right into the furniture; it’s ideal for contemporary living areas. I’m excited to see how it might streamline our living space and simultaneously offer a touch of elegance.
https://zeefurniture.co.uk/u-shape-sofas/ U Shape Sofa because the call indicates, paperwork a U-shaped configuration, offering seating on three sides. This design is best for developing a comfy and inviting ecosystem, in particular in larger residing regions. It commonly consists of a vital segment with extending palms on both facet.
The essentials hoodie canada is a must-have garment that seamlessly blends comfort and style. Get Amazing Hoodies, Shirts and Sweatshirts With Big Discount.
A syna hoodie combine a bold edge with minimalism, making them
ideal for people who wish to stand out with ease. I adore the
comfort it provides and the attention to detailSyna hoodie
blends minimalism with a striking edge—perfect for those
Buy premium Quality Explore elegance with modern flair.GV GALLERY for unique Gold +
Vintage fashion! Discover exclusive clothing designs that blend
timeless elegance with modern flair.
Largest vlone hoodie collection 2024. Enjoy up to 50% discount on
shipping to the USA.vlone hoodie hoodies, pants, shirts and more. Fast Worldwide Delivery and Free
shipping to the USA.
This review is definitely a bold and passionate declaration of love for Arrow! It’s always refreshing to see someone connect so deeply with a show, especially one that redefines a beloved comic book character for modern audiences. Arrow truly did an exceptional job of taking the Green Arrow’s story and making it gritty, engaging, and emotionally compelling. Denssi Nicotine Pouches
While Superman, Batman, and the Avengers might still hold their own in the broader superhero world, it’s clear Arrow brought something unique to the table—a blend of intense action, complex characters, and a darker narrative style that resonated with fans. Goat Nicotine
It’s clear that Vidar’s expectations were far surpassed by what was delivered in this episode, and his creative take on the synopsis adds an extra layer of fun to the discussion. lost mary vape uae
The level of detail in his breakdown, mentioning the cast and crew, really highlights the rich tapestry of talent behind the show. The involvement of seasoned professionals like Greg Berlanti and Marc Guggenheim, along with a stellar cast, must have contributed to the show’s ability to rise above the expected tropes and clichés.
crown bar vape
The comparison to filet mignon before digestion is a bold and unique metaphor, making it clear how highly the writer regards “Arrow” in contrast to other superhero media like Spider-Man. The post captures the intensity and drama of the show’s pilot episode, underscoring its compelling narrative arc and character transformations. abac 17000 puffs
The synopsis provides a solid foundation for readers unfamiliar with the series, though it’s interspersed with witty, biting remarks that highlight some of the more melodramatic elements. The sharp critiques of characters like Moira, Thea, and Tommy add a humorous edge while reflecting the complexity of relationships within the story. ghost pro zero nicotine
The playful tone, laced with sarcasm, adds a unique flavor to the recap. Oliver’s journey from presumed dead to his return to Starling City is dramatic enough, but the commentary here makes it even more engaging. hyperjoy 20000 puffs
The post captures Oliver’s struggle to reconcile his past life with his present mission and highlights the emotional toll of his experiences. The mention of Laurel Lance sets up an intriguing subplot about redemption and love, adding to the story’s emotional stakes. mfu shisha x1
It’s fascinating how a television adaptation like Arrow managed to reimagine a comic book character, previously seen as “boring” by some, into a compelling figure worthy of dethroning legendary superheroes like Superman, Batman, and Spider-Man in Vidar’s pantheon. nicotine pouches dubai
Oliver Queen’s journey is not just about fighting villains but grappling with personal demons, making his story relatable and engaging. The show’s ability to ground itself in realism, while still delivering the fantastical, is a testament to its strong writing and performances. velo nicotine pouches dubai
Shop The Latest FTP Hoodies and T-shirts at our official FTP Clothing Store. Get Fast Shipping Around the Goble. Secure Payment Method.
FTP Hoodie Is Available in Our Official FTP Hoodie Store. Get fast worldwide shipping and up to a 50% discount on all the products.
FTP Hoodie Is Available in Our Official FTP Hoodie Store. Get fast worldwide shipping and up to a 50% discount on all the products.
Shop The Latest FTP Hoodies and T-shirts at our official FTP Clothing Store. Get Fast Shipping Around the Goble. Secure Payment Method.
Hellstar is the Streetwear Hellstar Clothing Brand. More than UpTo 50% Off on the Hell star online Store. Free & Fast Shipping Worldwide.
Sp5der Hoodie is a streetwear brand Sp5der Clothing Worldwide Store. More then Up To 30% Off On Spider Hoodie Official Online Store. Fast Shipping.
Hellstar Shirt at our official Hellstar Clothing Official Store.Hellstar Shirt Limited Stock available on amazing discounts. Worldwide Shipping.
Authentic sp5der hoodie collection is here Explore now and find the perfect sp5der hoodie that fits your lifestyle, with fast shipping available worldwide.
Get Eric Emanuel Shorts, hoodies, sweatpants, t-shirts from the Eric Emanuel. Free & Fast Delivery Worldwide. Enjoy our Official Store !
Eric Emanuel shorts blend luxury with streetwear edge of Eric Emanuel Shorts. Get up to 30 % off with fast shipping worldwide. Shop now our store !
The Eric Emanuel EE Hounds tooth Basic Shorts feature a classic EE Shorts hounds tooth pattern, combining comfort and style for a versatile, everyday look.
Largest Sp5der collection 2024. Enjoy up to 50% discount on Sp5der hoodies, pants, shirts, and more. Fast Worldwide Delivery and Free Shipping to the USA.
Sp5der Hoodie Are Available at the Sp5der Hoodie Store. Buy Now & Upto 40% Off. Get Free Shipping Around the Globe. 24/7 Premium Customer Support.
The Who decide war Place your order now and upto 30% off get fast shipping worldwide. Explore the official Who Decides War collection, Shop exclusive hoodies, T-shirts, sweatshirts, Jeans, and more available in several styles and high-quality material.
A Who Decides War Jeans At Sale Price. Get Up To 40% Off On Decides War Jeans From Who Decides War Official Store. Fast shipping Worldwide.
With Stussy Store Official, you’ll find exclusive designs at incredibly reasonable prices. Our collection will amaze you once you see at 40% discount. Shop Now!
The Warren Lotas hoodie, with its bold graphics and unique design, Warren lotas Hoodie perfectly blends streetwear with an edgy artistic vibe. It’s a standout piece that adds a touch of rebellious.
Warren Lotas sweatpants are a perfect blend of comfort and edgy style, Warren lotas Sweatpants featuring unique designs that stand out. They’re a must-have for anyone looking to elevate their casual wear.
Warren Lotas Only At Our Official Clothing Website Warren lotas Shop Authentic Warren Lotas Hoodie T-Shirt With Free Fast Shipping Worldwide.
Explore GV GALLERY for unique Gold + Vintage fashion! Discover exclusive clothing designs that blend timeless elegance with modern.
The GV Gallery hoodie combines modern design with premium comfort, featuring bold graphics and unique details.
The Suicideboys merch is a perfect blend of edgy style and raw creativity! Their designs truly capture the essence of the duo’s unique vibe.
The G59 Merch perfectly captures the raw and authentic vibe of the underground scene. Their bold designs and high-quality pieces make it a must-have for fans and streetwear lovers alike!
Discover the GV Gallery: Your official destination for exclusive Gold + Vintage treasures. Shop now for timeless elegance and unique finds! Free shipping.
Eric Emanuel is a designer known for premium streetwear, especially his iconic mesh shorts. His brand blends luxury with athletic aesthetic.
Eric Emanuel Shorts crafted for premium quality and a perfect fit. Elevate your streetwear designs and vibrant colors.
EE Shorts is a designer known for premium streetwear, especially his iconic mesh shorts. His brand blends luxury with athletic aesthetics.