The Vampire Diaries – Season 1 – Episode 12 – Unpleasantville

Well… Vidar’s car was stolen a couple of days ago. The beloved 2001 Nissan Sentra. It doesn’t really matter. I don’t have any money for gas anyway. Vidar is living in a tree in North Hollywood park. Surprisingly, no one really bothers you if you’re in a tree. If you try to sleep on the ground in a park, you get poked int he middle of the night by some wise-ass cop. But in a tree they can’t poke you.

The itching is the worst part about not showering in weeks. After my divorce from the she-bitch Solveig, I assumed I would get some sort of support granted to me or at least some kind of living quarters. SHE HAS A JOB AT DENNY’S! But judges in this town don’t like men very much.

So… I noticed on a newspaper stand that today is Thursday and Thursday is the day of the new episode of The Vampire Diaries. I managed to sneak online at the Noho Library (despite being temporarily banned until my hygiene improves) to type this and do a little research on tonight’s show.

I wish I had my TV back from that f-ing she-bitch so I could see it tonight with the rest of the world. I’ll have to watch with the homeless and drunks tomorrow on CWTV.com here at the library.

The Vampire Diaries – Season 1 – Episode 12 – Unpleasantville (Original Airdate: January 28, 2010) (Recap courtesy of IMDB.com):

Damon, Elena and Stefan attend a school dance with a 1950s theme, where Alaric introduces himself to Damon whom he suspects is the vampire that killed his wife. Stefan and Damon try to figure out the identity of the new vampire in town who is now stalking Elena in which Stefan gives Elena jewelry filled with Vervain to protect her family and friends while she continues to investigate her true origins. Meanwhile, Matt takes a job at the Mystic Grill as a busboy to make amends where he ha a run-in with Caroline who becomes more smitten with him. The bartender of the Mystic Grill, Ben comes to help Bonnie when he notices that Damon is bothering her. Elsewhere, Anna continues hanging around Jeremy to get information about the Gilbert family journal which lands in the hands of Alaric who has plans of his own… as does Anna.