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Fanboys Would Like Fat Peter Jackson To Direct 'The Hobbit' - OnMedea

Fanboys Would Like Fat Peter Jackson To Direct 'The Hobbit'

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peter_jackson_2001.jpgpeter_jackson_2010.jpgDear Peter Jackson,

Please eat. 

I've been speaking to some fanboys (and girls) and they OVERWHELMINGLY would prefer that a fat Peter Jackson directs "The Hobbit" rather than the less creative skinny Peter Jackson

With the Holidays coming up, there is plenty of opportunity for you to pack on at least 50 pounds before film production begins next year. 

Based on the great sacrifice your country has made to make sure 'The Hobbit' is made in New Zealand, there is a lot at stake.  The least you can do is have a few extra helpings of lasagna and eggnog to ensure that the finished product is more "Lord of the Rings" and less "Lovely Bones".

Craft Services is your friend - less salad and more empty calories, please (Red Vines and donuts are good).  And alcohol.  Lots of alcohol.

jill_kennedy_small.jpgJill Kennedy - OnMedea

P.S. - And start wearing your glasses again!

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Skinny Peter Jackson said:

the fanboys are just jealous because they are all wearing my old pants that they bought at a second hand shop.

dkla said:

everybody knows fat is good, skinny is stupid

Molly Glover said:

I think it's already started. I've seen pictures of Peter jackson lately and he's starting to put the weight back on again.

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Jill Kennedy - Blogger - OnMedea Jill Kennedy is an Ivy League MBA / refugee from Lehman Brothers.

Manka Bros. (and the Manka Business Channel) hired her (for a very low sum) to cover the world of media (not the world of Medea) in her own words without corporate interference.

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She was a sorceress and wife of Jason, whom she assisted in obtaining the Golden Fleece. When Jason deserted her, she chopped up their children. One could say, Medea acted as rationally as a major media company.


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