The year is 2014.
The people of the world have abandoned social networking after going out on too many creepy dates.
LinkedIn, once a Wall Street darling, was acquired today by Monster.com for $37,242 – basically the value of the copper wire in the walls of their unfinished (and unpaid for) $1 billion dollar office complex in The Presidio.
At its peak in late 2011, LinkedIn (a groundbreaking social network in which people could send messages to each other) had a market cap of $560 billion – more than the top 2 companies in the world combined.
The stock began its plunge after CEO Jeff Weiner cashed out and left the company to become CEO of Apple at the beginning of 2012. Ironically, Apple’s stock began its plunge immediately after he became CEO.
It’s really a tragic story of greed and the inability to create a product that people can actually use. And if they did use it, it was only because they thought they should be doing it – because others were – and no one wants to be left out. But now everyone is left out.
About the sale, Mr. Weiner said: “I work at Apple now. I’m just thinking about running this company. LinkedIn was just a blip in my long career. It was really Reid’s baby, Reid’s vision (State Senator Reid Hoffman D-Palo Alto). I just worked there.”
And made over $2 billion while there.
Senator Hoffman was unreachable by phone but did release a statement through his office: “LinkedIn should have been my ticket to wealth beyond my wildest dreams. Thinking back, I wish I would have sold all (or even some) of my stock when it peaked like Jeff Weiner did. That bastard made $2 billion! It’s a God damned shame. State politics don’t pay shit.”
So LinkedIn, you were great once (in valuation), but now you’re gone. To quote The Lion In Winter – “The sun was warmer then…”
Shine on you crazy diamond!
Jill Kennedy – OnMedea
Yeah, I agree with you!
They beat the street! Every company seems to be beating the street. Does the street really know anything? How can their expectations be wrong in almost every instance? Could it be companies are lowering expectations and then smashing them with earnings? It’s a very corrupt process, isn’t it? 513 points down today with almost all companies beating earnings expectations? Should be a healthy market.
Outstanding… if only it was true. Maybe we can make it true if we clap our hands really fast!
I totally agree. In fact, some years back I did exactly that – sign because I thought it was “something I should sign up for”, but I haven’t found it effective at all. Also, the non-existence of an ability to block people is a major drawback. Thankfully, it’s no longer something I have to worry about after killing my account last week.
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This explains a GREAT deal why I cannot reach ANYBODY at LinkedIn! Neither their supposed “Customer Support” answers any email inquiries, nor does their Corporate Headquarters take ANY calls.
All I want to do is delete my useless LinkedIn account.
So LinkedIn IS the dying albatross wrapped around Monster.com’s neck.
The LIGHT begins to dawn!
Thank you for this report.