The Nobel Prize For Chemistry - 2009
YOU'VE GOT TO BE F-ING KIDDING ME!! I apologize but this cannot stand! I am shocked and saddened by today's news of the 2009 Nobel Prize winners for Chemistry.
Seriously? Venkatraman Ramakrishnan, Thomas A. Steitz, and Ada E. Yonath?
Somebody please tell me if this is a joke! Because it's NOT FUNNY!
The Noble Prize Committee (who have lost an infinity amount of respect from me for this decision) said that the winners were awarded for:
"Studies of one of life's core processes: The ribosome's translation of DNA information into life. (I won't stoop so low as to explain what ribosomes do.) This year's Nobel Prize in Chemistry awards Venkatraman Ramakrishnan, Thomas A. Steitz, and Ada E. Yonath for having showed what the ribosome looks like and how it functions at the atomic level. All three have used a method called X-ray crystallography to map the position for each and every one of the hundreds of thousands of atoms that make up the ribosome."Unbe-fucking-lievable! Well, good luck to you all... hacks. My five-year-old daughter could poke more holes in your research than she currently does to my couch cushions.
I know I normally focus on on TRUTH IN MEDIA (i.e., the cover up of Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" ghost-writer Lynn Vincent) - but this announcement today threw me for a loop.
This is the beginning of the end of the Nobel Prizes!
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About Jill Kennedy
Jill Kennedy is an Ivy League MBA / refugee from Lehman Brothers.
Manka Bros. (and the Manka Business Channel) hired her (for a very low sum) to cover the world of media (not the world of Medea) in her own words without corporate inteference.
About Medea
Medea was a real bitch from classical mythology - as most famously dramatized by Euripides.
She was a sorceress and wife of Jason, whom she assisted in obtaining the Golden Fleece. When Jason deserted her, she chopped up their children. One could say, Medea acted as rationally as a major media company.
Tips, Scoops and Smoking Guns
That's what everyone seems to be saying, Jill.
Actually... that's not true. I have no idea what you're talking about.
HA HA! You told them Jill. I think we should march on Stockholm!
That's pretty cold. Most people think they were good picks.
It's about time somebody cracked that ribosome issue. I've been trying for years but finally gave up to concentrate on my music.
I was wrong...
Signed,
Jill Kennedy Clone
Screw you, Jill Kennedy Clone. Don't listen to her.
The Obama announcement is even more of a shock, huh, Jill?
Funny. I thought you were serious.