Warrior [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian Hartman

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian Hartman“Warrior”

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Things are getting heavy.

Summer is at an almost end.

If not for 3D Sharks, I would be singing the award movie song – like internet Karaoke.

Not just yet!

Ass kicking flies from the screen – and into your head.

And it has a name:

“Warrior”.

From time to time, by the merest chance, you come across a film carried by the combat sport that nevertheless manages to find the right balance between drama and action and more importantly (if you’re REALLY lucky), with more drama than action that it becomes a backdrop for everything else.

And then the action has it’s own drama, which makes the action dramatic-er.  For it is only when the fighting is justified by a compelling scenario that they become emotionally more intense and rewarding.

Right?  Right.

“Warrior” refers to a world of mixed martial arts where the gladiators of the modern clash in a hexagonal cage both feet on the ground, due to gravity.

The creation of an international tournament imagination, “Sparta”, will on the same trajectory Paddy (Nick Nolte), Brendan (Joel Edgerton) and Tom Conlon (Tom Hardy), which are all part of a family torn apart and removed in the past through an excess of favoritism and neglect.

I’m not afraid to say that.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian HartmanTom resurfaced in the company to get the help of his father, recovering alcoholic in passing (not recovering in real life), to the physical and mental training for participation in the tournament.

In parallel, Brendan returns sweat in the halls of fighting in the hope of winning the award of $5 million to restore interest in life to his family in need.

I could restore my own interest in life for much less that $5 million – settling for $1.5.  Maybe just $1.

However, as would more or less expected, although these two mad dogs will face some of the toughest fighters that MMA has created, the real battle appears to be in them.  At each other.

Paddy is fighting for the forgiveness of his son, Tom is fighting to prove to himself that he is strong physically and mentally, and Brendan is struggling to reconcile with his family.

I was fighting the popcorn (note to theater managers – melted butter flavored Crisco is not a substitute for real butter.  My mouth is stuck together still with a bad 70’s bathhouse flavor.).

Each brother has his own reasons respectable to face combat, reasons that will divide the audience when it comes time to choose to support one or other of the brother’s finalists.

For its part, the scenario is almost epic, presented in a very committed.  Almost epic.  Remember this.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian HartmanGradually, through his dialogues, we see the past events of this family torn apart and motivations of characters to keep such hatred in them are revealed gradually. This drama is of course made possible and given credibility by the immense talent of these three headliners.

All three, each in their ways, infusing their characters an unwavering charisma.  Wavering charisma just wouldn’t cut it and makes sit-coms intolerable.

Nick Nolte had not been touched since the long, very long years (literally – his last mug-shot has him stuck to the internet porn now, and luckily it is free), Tom Hardy, appearing more monstrous than ever physically (biceps!), proves once again that the method of the Method Acting has not finished dazzle us, and in between, Joel Edgerton has not to be ashamed of its performance even if he has to work extra hard not to give way completely opposite to its partners, and in doing so, not suck too much.

Only on the horizon, the role of Jennifer Morrison is under-exploited (Captain Kirk’s mom!) and Nick Nolte seems to have been somewhat forgotten in the last third.

The final could also have been treated differently but how to avoid clichés with a subject that is a cliché in itself (two brothers confronting end up in the same tournament).  But a cliché used in the service of a cliché within a cliché?  Genius.

Therefore it is appropriate to say that overall, the director is doing very well.

Although much entertained (still angry at the popcorn – screw you, Crisco!) my thumbs aren’t engaged to the level of my brain stem.

Still, the thumbs are fighting gravity to the sky.

“Warrior” is cool.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  My mind wanders around Patty Smyth.  This would make a better movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

The dancers know Bob Fosse Kung Fu!!!!!!

P.P.S. (What is the rule?)  Fall TV!  Fringe in two weeks!  Where is Peter?  Or… where isn’t he?!?  Guesses are appreciated!

Contagion [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Contagion, Warner Bros., Steven Soderbergh, Scott Z. Burns, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tien You Chui, Josie Ho, Daria Strokous, Matt Damon, Monique Gabriela Cumen, Griffin Kane, Yoshiaki Kobayashi, Laurence Fishburne, John Hawkes, Jude Law, Teri McEvoy, Sue Redman, Teri Campbell, Stef Tovar, Mary Jo Faraci, Grace Rex, Marion Cotillard, Armin Rohde, Joseph Anthony Foronda, Phillip James Brannon, Rebecca Spence, David Lively, Andrew White, Kate Winslet, Larry Clarke, Anna Jacoby-Heron, Ira Blumen, Scott Strangland, Jimmy Chung, Rick Uecker, Tara Mallen, Jennifer Ehle, Demetri Martin, Elliott Gould, Enrico Colantoni, Bryan Cranston, John Hines, Joshua Weinstein, Sarah Charipar, Mark Czoske, Dan Aho, Chin Han, Hee-Wan Kwon, Phil Tang, Robert Chi, Blair Robertson, Randy Lowell, Pete Sack, Brian J. O'Donnell, Kwok-Wah Wong, Sau-Ming Tsang, Jim Ortlieb, Annabel Armour, Sanaa Lathan, Kara Zediker, Josh Pollack, Laura Fisher, Pete Kelly, Mary Beth Dolan, Jason Babinsky, Howie Johnson, Sanjay Gupta, Thomas Gebbia, Dan Flannery, Dan Sanders-Joyce, Joshua Seiden, Kam Tong Wong, Zakaria Alaoui, Chen On Chu, Contagion, Gregory Jacobs, Michael Polaire, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Cliff Martinez, Stephen Mirrione, Carmen Cuba, Howard Cummings, Abdellah Baadil, Cindy Carr, Louise Frogley, Julie Anderson, B. Ted Deiker, David Kirchner, Mark Scoon, Afnahn Khan, Brendon Breese, Yann Mari Faget, Eric Richard Lasko, Lemon Liu, Jody Spilkoman, Susan Alegria, Paul Allen, Colin Bach, Paul Crawford, Tim Halpin, David Mong, Corey Bayes, Saad Aledigue, Robert Beck, Genona Blue, Jonelle Castillo, Drew Durepos, Brad Garoon, Joseph Malloch, Elaine Mongeon, Juliet Lopez, Matt Ott, Andrew Parsons, Jackie Swanson, Chelsea Wehner

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Contagion, Warner Bros., Steven Soderbergh, Scott Z. Burns, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tien You Chui, Josie Ho, Daria Strokous, Matt Damon, Monique Gabriela Cumen, Griffin Kane, Yoshiaki Kobayashi, Laurence Fishburne, John Hawkes, Jude Law, Teri McEvoy, Sue Redman, Teri Campbell, Stef Tovar, Mary Jo Faraci, Grace Rex, Marion Cotillard, Armin Rohde, Joseph Anthony Foronda, Phillip James Brannon, Rebecca Spence, David Lively, Andrew White, Kate Winslet, Larry Clarke, Anna Jacoby-Heron, Ira Blumen, Scott Strangland, Jimmy Chung, Rick Uecker, Tara Mallen, Jennifer Ehle, Demetri Martin, Elliott Gould, Enrico Colantoni, Bryan Cranston, John Hines, Joshua Weinstein, Sarah Charipar, Mark Czoske, Dan Aho, Chin Han, Hee-Wan Kwon, Phil Tang, Robert Chi, Blair Robertson, Randy Lowell, Pete Sack, Brian J. O'Donnell, Kwok-Wah Wong, Sau-Ming Tsang, Jim Ortlieb, Annabel Armour, Sanaa Lathan, Kara Zediker, Josh Pollack, Laura Fisher, Pete Kelly, Mary Beth Dolan, Jason Babinsky, Howie Johnson, Sanjay Gupta, Thomas Gebbia, Dan Flannery, Dan Sanders-Joyce, Joshua Seiden, Kam Tong Wong, Zakaria Alaoui, Chen On Chu, Contagion, Gregory Jacobs, Michael Polaire, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Cliff Martinez, Stephen Mirrione, Carmen Cuba, Howard Cummings, Abdellah Baadil, Cindy Carr, Louise Frogley, Julie Anderson, B. Ted Deiker, David Kirchner, Mark Scoon, Afnahn Khan, Brendon Breese, Yann Mari Faget, Eric Richard Lasko, Lemon Liu, Jody Spilkoman, Susan Alegria, Paul Allen, Colin Bach, Paul Crawford, Tim Halpin, David Mong, Corey Bayes, Saad Aledigue, Robert Beck, Genona Blue, Jonelle Castillo, Drew Durepos, Brad Garoon, Joseph Malloch, Elaine Mongeon, Juliet Lopez, Matt Ott, Andrew Parsons, Jackie Swanson, Chelsea Wehner“Contagion” – Catch It!

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Boy, the future becomes to suck more and more.

Even sucking in the now time happens in “Contagion”.  It is not a cinema suck – but a suck as to the matters at hand.

Or within the lungs.

Or bowel.

Or your brain!!!

The movie though?  Pretty dang good.

I have “Contagion” fever!  A-choo!!!

To what Steven Soderbergh, the old shit-kicker, wants to educate us, would be worth a closer look:  “Contagion” stands out first of all with several top stars:  Kate Winslet (Yes!), Marion Cotillard (Oui!), Gwyneth Paltrow (Meh.), Matt Damon, Jude Law and Laurence Fishburne.

This amount does Soderbergh, but also because “Contagion” is an apocalyptic thriller epidemics that so many must appear.

Body count = Box office.  Fact.

It is a bird-flu-like epidemic that kills the people like flies.  Or birds, since they named this flu.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Contagion, Warner Bros., Steven Soderbergh, Scott Z. Burns, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tien You Chui, Josie Ho, Daria Strokous, Matt Damon, Monique Gabriela Cumen, Griffin Kane, Yoshiaki Kobayashi, Laurence Fishburne, John Hawkes, Jude Law, Teri McEvoy, Sue Redman, Teri Campbell, Stef Tovar, Mary Jo Faraci, Grace Rex, Marion Cotillard, Armin Rohde, Joseph Anthony Foronda, Phillip James Brannon, Rebecca Spence, David Lively, Andrew White, Kate Winslet, Larry Clarke, Anna Jacoby-Heron, Ira Blumen, Scott Strangland, Jimmy Chung, Rick Uecker, Tara Mallen, Jennifer Ehle, Demetri Martin, Elliott Gould, Enrico Colantoni, Bryan Cranston, John Hines, Joshua Weinstein, Sarah Charipar, Mark Czoske, Dan Aho, Chin Han, Hee-Wan Kwon, Phil Tang, Robert Chi, Blair Robertson, Randy Lowell, Pete Sack, Brian J. O'Donnell, Kwok-Wah Wong, Sau-Ming Tsang, Jim Ortlieb, Annabel Armour, Sanaa Lathan, Kara Zediker, Josh Pollack, Laura Fisher, Pete Kelly, Mary Beth Dolan, Jason Babinsky, Howie Johnson, Sanjay Gupta, Thomas Gebbia, Dan Flannery, Dan Sanders-Joyce, Joshua Seiden, Kam Tong Wong, Zakaria Alaoui, Chen On Chu, Contagion, Gregory Jacobs, Michael Polaire, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Cliff Martinez, Stephen Mirrione, Carmen Cuba, Howard Cummings, Abdellah Baadil, Cindy Carr, Louise Frogley, Julie Anderson, B. Ted Deiker, David Kirchner, Mark Scoon, Afnahn Khan, Brendon Breese, Yann Mari Faget, Eric Richard Lasko, Lemon Liu, Jody Spilkoman, Susan Alegria, Paul Allen, Colin Bach, Paul Crawford, Tim Halpin, David Mong, Corey Bayes, Saad Aledigue, Robert Beck, Genona Blue, Jonelle Castillo, Drew Durepos, Brad Garoon, Joseph Malloch, Elaine Mongeon, Juliet Lopez, Matt Ott, Andrew Parsons, Jackie Swanson, Chelsea WehnerAlthough the film shows nothing that can not already in other doomsday movies seen like “28 Days Later”, and “Outbreak” had, nevertheless impressed the perfect craftsmanship of the director.

He weaves a tapestry of images, a network of relationships knits from infection, health police and media reports covering the whole world – a symphony of the disease.

I would pay money to hear a disease symphony.  They are rare.

Globalization and cinema par excellence, in the rapidly between Tokyo and New York and everywhere, and the way the disease is marked visually – simple peanuts, a innocent computer, a hand on a pole in the bus (a bus pole you dirty people – stop thinking like I think!).

The whole thing is very elegant and beautiful to see – maybe there is already a problem with a disease movie.

Above all, one must ask, what should it end?  Other than for we must, at some point, get to go home from the cinema.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Contagion, Warner Bros., Steven Soderbergh, Scott Z. Burns, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tien You Chui, Josie Ho, Daria Strokous, Matt Damon, Monique Gabriela Cumen, Griffin Kane, Yoshiaki Kobayashi, Laurence Fishburne, John Hawkes, Jude Law, Teri McEvoy, Sue Redman, Teri Campbell, Stef Tovar, Mary Jo Faraci, Grace Rex, Marion Cotillard, Armin Rohde, Joseph Anthony Foronda, Phillip James Brannon, Rebecca Spence, David Lively, Andrew White, Kate Winslet, Larry Clarke, Anna Jacoby-Heron, Ira Blumen, Scott Strangland, Jimmy Chung, Rick Uecker, Tara Mallen, Jennifer Ehle, Demetri Martin, Elliott Gould, Enrico Colantoni, Bryan Cranston, John Hines, Joshua Weinstein, Sarah Charipar, Mark Czoske, Dan Aho, Chin Han, Hee-Wan Kwon, Phil Tang, Robert Chi, Blair Robertson, Randy Lowell, Pete Sack, Brian J. O'Donnell, Kwok-Wah Wong, Sau-Ming Tsang, Jim Ortlieb, Annabel Armour, Sanaa Lathan, Kara Zediker, Josh Pollack, Laura Fisher, Pete Kelly, Mary Beth Dolan, Jason Babinsky, Howie Johnson, Sanjay Gupta, Thomas Gebbia, Dan Flannery, Dan Sanders-Joyce, Joshua Seiden, Kam Tong Wong, Zakaria Alaoui, Chen On Chu, Contagion, Gregory Jacobs, Michael Polaire, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Cliff Martinez, Stephen Mirrione, Carmen Cuba, Howard Cummings, Abdellah Baadil, Cindy Carr, Louise Frogley, Julie Anderson, B. Ted Deiker, David Kirchner, Mark Scoon, Afnahn Khan, Brendon Breese, Yann Mari Faget, Eric Richard Lasko, Lemon Liu, Jody Spilkoman, Susan Alegria, Paul Allen, Colin Bach, Paul Crawford, Tim Halpin, David Mong, Corey Bayes, Saad Aledigue, Robert Beck, Genona Blue, Jonelle Castillo, Drew Durepos, Brad Garoon, Joseph Malloch, Elaine Mongeon, Juliet Lopez, Matt Ott, Andrew Parsons, Jackie Swanson, Chelsea WehnerThe first victim of the disease is Gwyneth Paltrow – no wonder!

She is a vegan and watches her few minutes of film correspondingly weakened and drained of blood from the laundry.

A very convenient place for a drainage (you can clean your bloody clothes while doing the dying).

The best scene of the movie then the one in which Paltrow lies dead on the autopsy table (type casting!  I kid you Goop Queen).

Since her with a beautiful sawing noise of the skull is sawed and pulled the scalp (hers) to the front – suddenly her blond hair hanging under her chin.

Like poor Mr. Cobain after being the killed  – shotgun to face style – by the shrewish Ms. Love (unproven, but I know.  Yes… I know.).

As I watch her in the brain, of which obviously is not much left – I think “does vegan diet shrinks the brain – or the flu?”  And it is then also equal the best dialogue of the film:  “Oh my god!  What’s that?” – “Should I call anyone?” – “Call everyone!”

Without concern for cellular calling plan.  That is a bad-ass flu that puts the forget on that.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Contagion, Warner Bros., Steven Soderbergh, Scott Z. Burns, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tien You Chui, Josie Ho, Daria Strokous, Matt Damon, Monique Gabriela Cumen, Griffin Kane, Yoshiaki Kobayashi, Laurence Fishburne, John Hawkes, Jude Law, Teri McEvoy, Sue Redman, Teri Campbell, Stef Tovar, Mary Jo Faraci, Grace Rex, Marion Cotillard, Armin Rohde, Joseph Anthony Foronda, Phillip James Brannon, Rebecca Spence, David Lively, Andrew White, Kate Winslet, Larry Clarke, Anna Jacoby-Heron, Ira Blumen, Scott Strangland, Jimmy Chung, Rick Uecker, Tara Mallen, Jennifer Ehle, Demetri Martin, Elliott Gould, Enrico Colantoni, Bryan Cranston, John Hines, Joshua Weinstein, Sarah Charipar, Mark Czoske, Dan Aho, Chin Han, Hee-Wan Kwon, Phil Tang, Robert Chi, Blair Robertson, Randy Lowell, Pete Sack, Brian J. O'Donnell, Kwok-Wah Wong, Sau-Ming Tsang, Jim Ortlieb, Annabel Armour, Sanaa Lathan, Kara Zediker, Josh Pollack, Laura Fisher, Pete Kelly, Mary Beth Dolan, Jason Babinsky, Howie Johnson, Sanjay Gupta, Thomas Gebbia, Dan Flannery, Dan Sanders-Joyce, Joshua Seiden, Kam Tong Wong, Zakaria Alaoui, Chen On Chu, Contagion, Gregory Jacobs, Michael Polaire, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Cliff Martinez, Stephen Mirrione, Carmen Cuba, Howard Cummings, Abdellah Baadil, Cindy Carr, Louise Frogley, Julie Anderson, B. Ted Deiker, David Kirchner, Mark Scoon, Afnahn Khan, Brendon Breese, Yann Mari Faget, Eric Richard Lasko, Lemon Liu, Jody Spilkoman, Susan Alegria, Paul Allen, Colin Bach, Paul Crawford, Tim Halpin, David Mong, Corey Bayes, Saad Aledigue, Robert Beck, Genona Blue, Jonelle Castillo, Drew Durepos, Brad Garoon, Joseph Malloch, Elaine Mongeon, Juliet Lopez, Matt Ott, Andrew Parsons, Jackie Swanson, Chelsea WehnerA new word we learned in the movie is called “disease clusters”.

Apparently, researchers analyze striking epidemics in clusters in clusters.  Or a cluster-cluster.

The more clusters, the worse the hit when there is a fan shitting.

The most annoying moments are those in which Soderbergh with the disease still puritanical moralizing – disease trigger is a combination of cheating (pathogen sex!), gambling and the consumption of pork (Carnitas are too good to cause disease. Fact. Other pork products – watch out!).

And at the very end of Asia are still very poor hygiene and blame for everything!

What?

Well, if you have scapegoats.  And who doesn’t like a goat?

So… no “Omega Man”, no “Andromeda Strain”.  Yet I give two thumbs, fighting with sickness, flopping, sweat-covered, ever upward – in the liking!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  The Glee ProjectGlee collision is fast approaching!  Lindsay, you have not reached to me, yet I was your champion.  I can still forgive.  You can still call.  I’m listed!

P.P.S. (or P.S.S. – English is hard) “Hunger Games” new trailer!  Jennifer Lawrence, if you call first – Glee is dead to me.

Shark Night 3D [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger Ebert

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger Ebert“Shark Night 3D”

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

3D is the suck.

Roger Ebert knows.

You (the smart “you” people) know.

I know.

But, holy crap, it is “Shark Night 3D”!

Confession – I’ve been saving a fat green bud all summer for this movie experience.  I now live in California and have the glaucoma.

Now go be jealous on me.  It was whack.

I assure you that by now I do not care if David R. Ellis is not a good director.

If we talk about sharks and 3D, all that matters is how these thugs satiate their hunger floating.

Shark thugs that kick (bite?) ass – unlike pansy Sharks in “West Side Story”.

What for a motivations?  To speed exhibitionism and gore, in pursuit of the teenager who was passing by clueless (all teenagers, really)?  Or consciously, choosing his prey as he portrayed the great white Spielberg shark?

Right who will choose the first option.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger EbertIn fact, without other parallels in your script, “Shark Night 3D” becomes the contemporary equivalent of “Jaws 3D”, which was also the suck, but I’m much too younger to remember.

I am also aware that “Jaws 3D”, even with all its faults, was Richard Matheson as a writer, which in “Shark Night 3D” does not even deserve to be taken into account (I’m sure “Shark Night 3D” had writers – I must check my notes.)

But despite all this, in both cases we speak of products designed to entertain young audiences with sharks, cute girls (va va voom!) and scares of a lifetime.

However, I do not think James Cameron is very happy with this use of film in three dimensions.  For a son of a bitch rich guy, Cameron is often unhappy.  Paradox (new English word!)!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger EbertIn fact, Ellis uses the same formula with the sensationalism that is distilled in the last gasp in the series “Final Destination” or “Piranha 3D”.

Since we’re talking the director of “Snakes on a Plane”, we could not expect otherwise.  I missed “who let these mother effin’ sharks in this mother effin’ 3D?!?”

Also, lest anyone forget that this is fiction realistic, responsible for managing the animatronic creatures is the great Walt Conti, responsible for this kind of trick in “Anaconda”, “Free Willy” (these titles back to back and I don’t make joke?  Maturity FTW!) and “Deep Blue Sea” (crap pile).

Do you really want to know the plot of the movie?  Judge for yourselves – seven young people from Tulane University summer in one of the most beautiful spots in Louisiana, Lake Pontchartrain.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger EbertJust when you begin to have fun, make their appearance sharks, and swimmers choose a dish on their (the sharks… in 3D!!!) menu.

What is not so clear is whether this is a chance zoological hiccup or a sinister plan, designed for other purposes (I see you “Jurassic Park”).

Ellis, already experimented with 3D in “The Final Destination” is an expert in underwater photography since he directed the second unit in the filming of “The Perfect Storm” and “Deep Blue Sea” (that crap pile again).

Mike Fleiss and Chris Briggs, producers, and worked together in “Hostel” (gag me once) and the remake of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (gag me twice).

Both must have been in the head struck by a rock.  Because “Shark Night 3D” made my summer a fun filled balloon of feel good shark-eating kids.

Was that me or the glaucoma medicine talking?  Or both?

“Shark Night 3D” – Two thumbs pointing straight up like fin on a hungry shark after seeing that hot blonde stretching her bikini!  She was fully formed!

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P.S.  Go Cougs!  (My intern went to Washington State University and paid me $50 to for that in my review appear.  Pay up, honey!)