White House Down [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine White

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteWhite House Down

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place.

How is this possible?

I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself.

But it did.

“Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in March. It is June and the remake is already out! 

Surprise!!! 

A movie film that made $93 million is for to be a new movie costing $150 million in making. 

Hollywood is smart. 

“White Houses Downer” jumped from Roland Emmerich’s head and onto the screen with a splatter. 

Bummer to me? Sure – but at least I didn’t have to review “The Heat” – flaming pain death would be better than that. 

Or a kick to the ball sack.

Plot? Sure.

“White Houses Downer” is another “Die Hard” in the White House.

Django (Jamie Foxx) is as President Obama. He is for the quipping and is cool. Mike the Magician (Channing Tatum) is John McClane, with shoes.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteThere is a kid stuffed with cute. Hans Gruber (Who Cares) is running wild after falling from Nakatomi Plaza. Argyle (Nicolas Wright) has with a promotion now tours for the White House (not a downer, nor falling over) and is somehow whiter.

Maggie Gyllenhall looks more for the weird than ever (impossible! Yet true… would still do her if drunk).

Now (drums roll with excitement) – summer action movie roll-call… BEGIN!

CGI explosions: Here, sir!

CGI buildings falling down: Here, sir!

CGI car chases: Here, sir!

CGI aircraft: Here, sir!

Two dimensional characters: Here, sir!

Interesting thought inducing story:

Oh, shit.

Not here.

Ever.

Damn.

Where have you gone, Steven Seagal? You were never “just the cook.” Your “Die Hard” was better than this “Die Hard.” And on a boat.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteAnd Magic Mike – why? Lucky for you there is more clothes than the last movie where you wear a mere banana hammock.

Terrorists could easily have defeated you in your budgie smugglers.

You have the muscles for wearing the nut huggers, but when defeating bad guys, the packed lunch is not to be out front. 

Good job Magic Mike.

So… my thumbs know not what they have to do. I stayed awake. Is that good?

Maybe there is a yes – but the movie had so much loud ka-bang that not even the dead could stay asleep.

My butt did not hurt. But, again, the ka-bang made my seat into magic fingers that caressed my gluteus nicely with love.

I still had yearnings for the sweet, sweet smoke (I’m for the cutting down of it – to many munchies making me Mr. Fat Finn) but not so much that I cried for “White Houses Downer” to end.

See it if you missed “Olympus Has Fallen Over.”

Or have so much time for wasting that your life is a worthless pile. Then see the thing. That is all.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “Under the Dome” is the shit. A cow was cut in to two pieces. There was teenager sexing, plane explosions and death. How to be perfection? Acting lessons. And maybe Malin Akerman’s little sister. She is candy in my eye. Make it so, CBS. Now.

World War Z [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder Trent

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder TrentWorld War Z

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This week has made me hard.

It is hard when tragedy is the brain state to be in.

And I was.

I thought it was his death.

On the internet, my eyeholes made my brain see the truth – Gandalf was dead.  “Noooooo!” my mind thoughts shrieked with silence.

“There are two more Hobbits with movies!” they again cried.

“He ass kicked Balrog – there is no “in this world” death for Gandalf!”

My squirting tears made for the red faced embarrassing at stupid Starbucks.

It turns out my mind thoughts were out of my mouth shouted.

Really loud.

The barista to me says “Gandalf is fictional – It is James Gandolfini who am dead.”

Well, that is suck.

“The Soprano Family” was all-time favorite of all Finns.

No reunion show now.

Not even in Italian heaven, for Tony bathed in an evil bath.

You are remembered with smiling, James Gandolfini – except for “The Last Castle.”

That move was a floating turd in your acting punchbowl.

Now for the reviewing.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder Trent“World War Z.”

I had a great learning from this movie-film:

Never read a book.

Especially if there is a film in the future which will give the believing that the movie is based on the book with the same name.

How many times am I to be the stupid guy?

“Starship Troopers” – sooo excited!

Movie – title, bugs, and space. Nothing else in common with cool book.

“The Postman” – thought in head book in shit future, well done!

Movie – title, postal uniform and horses. And Kevin Goddamn Costner. Barf.

Now “World War Z” – epic oral history of near end of mankind – super cool!

Movie – title, zombies, war. And Brad Goddamn Pitt. Double barf. With chunks.

Plot? Kind of.

All of it starts with a typical day in Philadelphia with zombies playing a big game of “Zombie Bite Tag.”

Rules are to run very fast, then bite the person running to the away place and then he/she is “it.” You (the zombie biter) are still “it”, too.

“Zombie Bite Tag” goes on until even people in Israel are “it.”

Gerry Lane (Brad Goddamn Pitt) with his wife Karin (Mireille Enos of “Wow! All Those Killings!”) don’t like “Zombie Bite Tag” and try to make it become to stop.

And make Kimmo try to care about if they are to be totally dead or just as dead as their acting.  I (after sweet, sweet smoke and half a liter of Kossu) played “Zombie Bite Tag” with ice cream bon-bons, but not being a zombie from this dumb film, I swallowed.

Delicious!

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In WWZ world, all zombies are from Usain Bolt. Thems suckers am fast!

Here’s how Zombie Olympics Sprint Finals are the results:

Bronze – tie! “The Walking Dead” zombies and “Night of the Living Dead” zombies! Damn shufflers.

Silver – tie! “28 Days Later” zombies (I know, Rage Virus… shut up, nerds!) and “Resident Evil” zombies (don’t start with me, nerds!). Fast, but enough fast?

Hells no!

Gold – “World War Z” zombies! By a long shot. Men rubbing against boys. No contest.

And in packs. Like high school girls. But less dangerous.

So, what was for learning with this movie-film?

Damon Lindelof is a hacker writer hack. Last 30 minutes remaking happened and he was the “writer.”

30 minutes of “I really need another hit of smoke/Kossu if interesting is to be me to this film.”

Don’t believe the hacking?

See “Lost” Season 6. Hack, hack, hack. And hack again.

Also, (SPOILER ALERT – STOP READING NOW, NERDS!) when Arabs and Israeli’s sing together, zombies must make it stop. Singing is anger to the undead.

They climb and run and bite and climb. (NO MORE SPOLERS – I DON’T THINK SO AND HOPE NOT)

Finally? Never read a book. The movie will only disappoint you like the internet death of Gandalf.

Even if it was always the other guy anyway.  Gandolfini. Finland will miss you.

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P.S.  Summer T.V.! Live action “Simpson’s Movie” called “Under the Dome” is to be the bomb!  The good bomb, as the saying comes from the kids. What would you do Under the Dome?  When the weed ran out? Other than the crying…

The Purge [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I lost at betting.

Son of a bitch.

“The Purge” was in my thinking mind in the past a game on video.

I ran in the night, a gun as my hand-end, blood lust making me lust –yes, LUST, to kill Ethan Hawke.

I had only one night, and my violence, like Taco Bell, would give me “The Purge,” but with less mess.

No. I was thinking Unreal Tournament 2004 (never gets the olds!).

In my “sweet, sweet smoke life” (high, who haven’t read past Kimmo) I enter the arena and all I am to kill is Ethan Hawke.

Everyone or thing that runs in my perfect mind is Ethan Hawke.

“Head Shot!”

Ethan.

“Multi-Kill!”

A shit-ton of Ethans.

“Rampage!”

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But “The Purge” is a movie, but not even real. The greatest disappointment.

Review? If I must.

Plot? Sure. In ten years, America is back in the 1750s. Morality is cool because everyone has the job to just live.

Remember “Rollerball”? The good one? 1975?

“In the not too distant future, wars will no longer exist – but there will be… ROLLERBALL!”

Cue Bach.

In the not too distant future, crime will no longer exist – but there will be… a low budget movie trying to make my mind believe that those on the crack will not rob suburban people except on gang-banger Christmas – or “The Purge.”

Ethan Hawke is a rich guy. He is married to Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey). The Purge is a yearly festival where there is corn dogs and candy – plus the unlimited killing and illegal parking.

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I start to run with my RPG and look for Ethan Hawke!

Dammit!

Movie, not game.

Only Kossu can sooth my mind now. What in Hell’s name is happening to the thoughts that normally roost with ease on the stick that is my mind perch?

Game. Movie. Game. Movie.

Nothing and everything is so real that my reality wants nothing more than Cheetos. And a large coke. The smoke is talking.

Thank you, sweet smoke!

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No? And your mouth tells me you are a movie fan… Disappoint.  See “Rollerball.”

Now, as my bet was for losing, I must watch “Moulin Rouge” again. Sober.

Ethan Hawke – please kill me with your RPG. Fair is fair.

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P.S.  Heidi Klum on “America’s Got Talent”? How about Heidi Klum on Kimmo Mustonenen?  Please Odin! I would take that over Tuukka Rask (Finnish brother!) winning the Stanley Cup. I am ashamed of this –yet I stand with it.

Heidi, my Kossu, my smoke, and little Kimmo wait for you…