Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows, Guy Ritchie, Michele Mulroney, Kieran Mulroney, Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Nooni Repace, Rachel McAdams, Jared Harris, Stephen Fry, Paul Anderson, Kelly Reilly, Geraldine James, Eddie Marsan, William Houston, Wolf Kahler, Iain Mitchell, Jack Laskey, Patricia Slater, Karime Adebibe, Richard Cunningham, Marcus Shakesheff, Mark Sheals, George Taylor, Michael Webber, Mike Grady, Alexandre Carril, Victor Carril, Thorston Manderlay, Affif Ben Badra, Daniel Naprous, Lancelot Weaver, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Jacques Senet Larson, Sebastian Senet Larson, Alexander Devrient, Fatima Adoum, Stanley Kaye, Thierry Neuvic, Martin Nelson, Mark Llewelyn-Evans, Anthony Inglis, Ian Wilson-Pope, Pamela Hay, Laurence Dobriesz, Peter Stark, Roman Jankovic, Frederick Ruth, Carsten Hayes, Jonathan Christie, James McNeill, Laurence Possa, Maitland Chandler, Joe Egan, Clive Russell, Bruce Berman, Steve Clark-Hall, Susan Downey, Peter Eskelsen, Dan Lin, Joel Silver, Lionel Wigram, Hans Zimmer, Philippe Rousselot, James Herbert, Reg Poerscout-Edgerton, Sarah Greenwood, Netty Chapman, Matthew Gray, Alison harvey, Jenny Beavan, Matthew Smith, David Bell, Per Henry Borch, Gilles Castera, Bill Daly, Brill Draper, Elizabeth Miller Gavcus, Mark Mostyn, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Nicole Chapman, Robert Grayson, Jack Ivins, Max Keene, David Pinkus, Alison Adams, Danny McGrath, David Pearson, Gabriel Goubet, Peter Burgis, Simon Chase, Jodie Campbell, Glen Gathard, James Hyde, Tim West, Oliver Tarney, Charles Adcock, Charlotte Adams, Nina Armstrong, Lee Bagley, Ben Dimmock, Andy Pilgrim, Michael Connell, Alejandro de la Llosa, Mark Abraham, Sabbir Ahmed, Susan Chika Anisiobi, Susan Bliss, Valeria Bullo, Aneta Chalas, Kelly Kiyoon chang, Hannah Chitty, Mickael Conan, Kyle Cooper, Robin Davies, Lukas DiSparrow Donula, Hollie Foster, Tom Gorst, Moira Houlihan, Lisa-Kim Ling Kuan, Ollie Madden, Christine Mammolito, Alex McEwan, Alastair McNeil, Frederic Millet, Ann Ormesher, James Payton, Kevin Proctor, Rebecca Rae, Lara Ravdjee, Jimmy Rich, Adam Richards, Jamie Roach, Diana Scrivener, Jeszen Shih, Kirk Sullivan, Michele Tandy, Katherin Tibbetts, Ben Vokes, Charlotte Wright, Catherine Charlton

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows, Guy Ritchie, Michele Mulroney, Kieran Mulroney, Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Nooni Repace, Rachel McAdams, Jared Harris, Stephen Fry, Paul Anderson, Kelly Reilly, Geraldine James, Eddie Marsan, William Houston, Wolf Kahler, Iain Mitchell, Jack Laskey, Patricia Slater, Karime Adebibe, Richard Cunningham, Marcus Shakesheff, Mark Sheals, George Taylor, Michael Webber, Mike Grady, Alexandre Carril, Victor Carril, Thorston Manderlay, Affif Ben Badra, Daniel Naprous, Lancelot Weaver, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Jacques Senet Larson, Sebastian Senet Larson, Alexander Devrient, Fatima Adoum, Stanley Kaye, Thierry Neuvic, Martin Nelson, Mark Llewelyn-Evans, Anthony Inglis, Ian Wilson-Pope, Pamela Hay, Laurence Dobriesz, Peter Stark, Roman Jankovic, Frederick Ruth, Carsten Hayes, Jonathan Christie, James McNeill, Laurence Possa, Maitland Chandler, Joe Egan, Clive Russell, Bruce Berman, Steve Clark-Hall, Susan Downey, Peter Eskelsen, Dan Lin, Joel Silver, Lionel Wigram, Hans Zimmer, Philippe Rousselot, James Herbert, Reg Poerscout-Edgerton, Sarah Greenwood, Netty Chapman, Matthew Gray, Alison harvey, Jenny Beavan, Matthew Smith, David Bell, Per Henry Borch, Gilles Castera, Bill Daly, Brill Draper, Elizabeth Miller Gavcus, Mark Mostyn, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Nicole Chapman, Robert Grayson, Jack Ivins, Max Keene, David Pinkus, Alison Adams, Danny McGrath, David Pearson, Gabriel Goubet, Peter Burgis, Simon Chase, Jodie Campbell, Glen Gathard, James Hyde, Tim West, Oliver Tarney, Charles Adcock, Charlotte Adams, Nina Armstrong, Lee Bagley, Ben Dimmock, Andy Pilgrim, Michael Connell, Alejandro de la Llosa, Mark Abraham, Sabbir Ahmed, Susan Chika Anisiobi, Susan Bliss, Valeria Bullo, Aneta Chalas, Kelly Kiyoon chang, Hannah Chitty, Mickael Conan, Kyle Cooper, Robin Davies, Lukas DiSparrow Donula, Hollie Foster, Tom Gorst, Moira Houlihan, Lisa-Kim Ling Kuan, Ollie Madden, Christine Mammolito, Alex McEwan, Alastair McNeil, Frederic Millet, Ann Ormesher, James Payton, Kevin Proctor, Rebecca Rae, Lara Ravdjee, Jimmy Rich, Adam Richards, Jamie Roach, Diana Scrivener, Jeszen Shih, Kirk Sullivan, Michele Tandy, Katherin Tibbetts, Ben Vokes, Charlotte Wright, Catherine CharltonSherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Okay, Hollywood, I give.

It is FUN to see great literary figure turned into 19th century James Bond.

There must always be explosions.

CGI must be in every movie ever made.

See, Hollywood?

You win.

For the rest of the film career of reviewing I shall just suck on my bong and sit through whatever I’m being paid to sit through.

And LIKE it.

No… LOVE it.

So, for the second time staged a witty director Guy Ritchie crime adventure with invented by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s master detective Sherlock Holmes, a classic figure of English literature (that is not in this movie.  Same name.  Definitely not same guy.).

As in the first film from the year 2009 the script the action transferred to the Victorian era, which also comes from Doyle’s character.  The men of the friendship of Robert Downey, Jr. played Holmes and his assistants presented by Dr. John Watson Jude Law delighted with lively war of words.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows, Guy Ritchie, Michele Mulroney, Kieran Mulroney, Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Nooni Repace, Rachel McAdams, Jared Harris, Stephen Fry, Paul Anderson, Kelly Reilly, Geraldine James, Eddie Marsan, William Houston, Wolf Kahler, Iain Mitchell, Jack Laskey, Patricia Slater, Karime Adebibe, Richard Cunningham, Marcus Shakesheff, Mark Sheals, George Taylor, Michael Webber, Mike Grady, Alexandre Carril, Victor Carril, Thorston Manderlay, Affif Ben Badra, Daniel Naprous, Lancelot Weaver, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Jacques Senet Larson, Sebastian Senet Larson, Alexander Devrient, Fatima Adoum, Stanley Kaye, Thierry Neuvic, Martin Nelson, Mark Llewelyn-Evans, Anthony Inglis, Ian Wilson-Pope, Pamela Hay, Laurence Dobriesz, Peter Stark, Roman Jankovic, Frederick Ruth, Carsten Hayes, Jonathan Christie, James McNeill, Laurence Possa, Maitland Chandler, Joe Egan, Clive Russell, Bruce Berman, Steve Clark-Hall, Susan Downey, Peter Eskelsen, Dan Lin, Joel Silver, Lionel Wigram, Hans Zimmer, Philippe Rousselot, James Herbert, Reg Poerscout-Edgerton, Sarah Greenwood, Netty Chapman, Matthew Gray, Alison harvey, Jenny Beavan, Matthew Smith, David Bell, Per Henry Borch, Gilles Castera, Bill Daly, Brill Draper, Elizabeth Miller Gavcus, Mark Mostyn, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Nicole Chapman, Robert Grayson, Jack Ivins, Max Keene, David Pinkus, Alison Adams, Danny McGrath, David Pearson, Gabriel Goubet, Peter Burgis, Simon Chase, Jodie Campbell, Glen Gathard, James Hyde, Tim West, Oliver Tarney, Charles Adcock, Charlotte Adams, Nina Armstrong, Lee Bagley, Ben Dimmock, Andy Pilgrim, Michael Connell, Alejandro de la Llosa, Mark Abraham, Sabbir Ahmed, Susan Chika Anisiobi, Susan Bliss, Valeria Bullo, Aneta Chalas, Kelly Kiyoon chang, Hannah Chitty, Mickael Conan, Kyle Cooper, Robin Davies, Lukas DiSparrow Donula, Hollie Foster, Tom Gorst, Moira Houlihan, Lisa-Kim Ling Kuan, Ollie Madden, Christine Mammolito, Alex McEwan, Alastair McNeil, Frederic Millet, Ann Ormesher, James Payton, Kevin Proctor, Rebecca Rae, Lara Ravdjee, Jimmy Rich, Adam Richards, Jamie Roach, Diana Scrivener, Jeszen Shih, Kirk Sullivan, Michele Tandy, Katherin Tibbetts, Ben Vokes, Charlotte Wright, Catherine CharltonThis time, the detective met his equal intellectually nemesis, Professor James Moriarty (also a name that appears in the Doyle stories, not so much the character), who is about to incite a world war and to seize the most important industries of Europeunder the nail.

The freaking nail!!!

To put the criminal played by Jared Harris, in the shaft, Holmes and Watson travel to Paris, Germany and Switzerland, as if they were secret agents of later generations of film (Bond, Bourne, whoever the closeted Cruise plays in MI: Whatever).

They fight often in the literal sense before picturesque scenery, in a gentleman’s club, a train, in the Paris Opera House, a posh hotel and a Swiss mountain chateau, a munitions factory and on the backs of horses.

Son of a bitch!

Doyle’s master detective was originally in the struggle with Moriarty in Switzerland – fall down the Reichenbach Falls, in death, before he then reanimated again for more adventures.

It takes the action back here and puts on an impressive waterfall, a CGI castle in ludicrous steep hillside (maybe the same town as “Immortals” 2,000 years later).  There sits a peace conference, which Moriarty wants to make the starting point of World War II.

Or I – I was pretty high.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows, Guy Ritchie, Michele Mulroney, Kieran Mulroney, Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Nooni Repace, Rachel McAdams, Jared Harris, Stephen Fry, Paul Anderson, Kelly Reilly, Geraldine James, Eddie Marsan, William Houston, Wolf Kahler, Iain Mitchell, Jack Laskey, Patricia Slater, Karime Adebibe, Richard Cunningham, Marcus Shakesheff, Mark Sheals, George Taylor, Michael Webber, Mike Grady, Alexandre Carril, Victor Carril, Thorston Manderlay, Affif Ben Badra, Daniel Naprous, Lancelot Weaver, Vladimir Furdo Furdik, Jacques Senet Larson, Sebastian Senet Larson, Alexander Devrient, Fatima Adoum, Stanley Kaye, Thierry Neuvic, Martin Nelson, Mark Llewelyn-Evans, Anthony Inglis, Ian Wilson-Pope, Pamela Hay, Laurence Dobriesz, Peter Stark, Roman Jankovic, Frederick Ruth, Carsten Hayes, Jonathan Christie, James McNeill, Laurence Possa, Maitland Chandler, Joe Egan, Clive Russell, Bruce Berman, Steve Clark-Hall, Susan Downey, Peter Eskelsen, Dan Lin, Joel Silver, Lionel Wigram, Hans Zimmer, Philippe Rousselot, James Herbert, Reg Poerscout-Edgerton, Sarah Greenwood, Netty Chapman, Matthew Gray, Alison harvey, Jenny Beavan, Matthew Smith, David Bell, Per Henry Borch, Gilles Castera, Bill Daly, Brill Draper, Elizabeth Miller Gavcus, Mark Mostyn, Matthew Baker, Sarah Brand, Nicole Chapman, Robert Grayson, Jack Ivins, Max Keene, David Pinkus, Alison Adams, Danny McGrath, David Pearson, Gabriel Goubet, Peter Burgis, Simon Chase, Jodie Campbell, Glen Gathard, James Hyde, Tim West, Oliver Tarney, Charles Adcock, Charlotte Adams, Nina Armstrong, Lee Bagley, Ben Dimmock, Andy Pilgrim, Michael Connell, Alejandro de la Llosa, Mark Abraham, Sabbir Ahmed, Susan Chika Anisiobi, Susan Bliss, Valeria Bullo, Aneta Chalas, Kelly Kiyoon chang, Hannah Chitty, Mickael Conan, Kyle Cooper, Robin Davies, Lukas DiSparrow Donula, Hollie Foster, Tom Gorst, Moira Houlihan, Lisa-Kim Ling Kuan, Ollie Madden, Christine Mammolito, Alex McEwan, Alastair McNeil, Frederic Millet, Ann Ormesher, James Payton, Kevin Proctor, Rebecca Rae, Lara Ravdjee, Jimmy Rich, Adam Richards, Jamie Roach, Diana Scrivener, Jeszen Shih, Kirk Sullivan, Michele Tandy, Katherin Tibbetts, Ben Vokes, Charlotte Wright, Catherine CharltonWhile Watson and the belligerent gypsy Sim, played by Naomi Rapace (Dragon Tattoo chick – For The Win!), inside Europe are trying to save to provide themselves Holmes and Moriarty at the balcony of a game of chess on the board and as spirited debate about the case.

Damn straight.

Enough already.

There was a plot, but that is unimportant.

Robert Downey, Jr. has mister fun good times.

The women were hot.

You saw SH#1 and liked it?  This is also for your liking.

I suggest using a bong – with and Indica blend because that will make you like an idiot drool.

And being an idiot with drool is the only way to see this.

“Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows” has made me see the light.  The light of my lighter as I take another major hit.

Hollywood is awesome.

Light up and pass the cheetos.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Ryan Murphy, thank you for a taste of Lindsay Pearce in “Glee.”  I know now that you are listening!  Two more Lindsay episodes – then we can be friends!

Shark Night 3D [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger Ebert

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger Ebert“Shark Night 3D”

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

3D is the suck.

Roger Ebert knows.

You (the smart “you” people) know.

I know.

But, holy crap, it is “Shark Night 3D”!

Confession – I’ve been saving a fat green bud all summer for this movie experience.  I now live in California and have the glaucoma.

Now go be jealous on me.  It was whack.

I assure you that by now I do not care if David R. Ellis is not a good director.

If we talk about sharks and 3D, all that matters is how these thugs satiate their hunger floating.

Shark thugs that kick (bite?) ass – unlike pansy Sharks in “West Side Story”.

What for a motivations?  To speed exhibitionism and gore, in pursuit of the teenager who was passing by clueless (all teenagers, really)?  Or consciously, choosing his prey as he portrayed the great white Spielberg shark?

Right who will choose the first option.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger EbertIn fact, without other parallels in your script, “Shark Night 3D” becomes the contemporary equivalent of “Jaws 3D”, which was also the suck, but I’m much too younger to remember.

I am also aware that “Jaws 3D”, even with all its faults, was Richard Matheson as a writer, which in “Shark Night 3D” does not even deserve to be taken into account (I’m sure “Shark Night 3D” had writers – I must check my notes.)

But despite all this, in both cases we speak of products designed to entertain young audiences with sharks, cute girls (va va voom!) and scares of a lifetime.

However, I do not think James Cameron is very happy with this use of film in three dimensions.  For a son of a bitch rich guy, Cameron is often unhappy.  Paradox (new English word!)!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger EbertIn fact, Ellis uses the same formula with the sensationalism that is distilled in the last gasp in the series “Final Destination” or “Piranha 3D”.

Since we’re talking the director of “Snakes on a Plane”, we could not expect otherwise.  I missed “who let these mother effin’ sharks in this mother effin’ 3D?!?”

Also, lest anyone forget that this is fiction realistic, responsible for managing the animatronic creatures is the great Walt Conti, responsible for this kind of trick in “Anaconda”, “Free Willy” (these titles back to back and I don’t make joke?  Maturity FTW!) and “Deep Blue Sea” (crap pile).

Do you really want to know the plot of the movie?  Judge for yourselves – seven young people from Tulane University summer in one of the most beautiful spots in Louisiana, Lake Pontchartrain.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Shark Night 3D, David R. Ellis, Will Hayes, Jesse Studenberg, Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Chris Zylka, Alyssa Diaz, Joel David Moore, Sinqua Walls, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Jimmy Lee, Jr., Damon Lipari, Christine Quinn, Kelly Sry, Tyler Bryan, Chris Briggs, Douglas Curtis, Tawny Ellis, Mike Fleiss, Lynette Howell, Kelly McCormick, Crystal Powell, Gary Capo, Dinnis Virkler, Kelly Wagner, Jaymes Hinkle, Tricia Schneider, Allan Apone, Chrissy Morris, Solina Tabrizi, Douglas Curtis, Louise Runge, Jason Alteieri, Kim Barnard, Curtis Akin, Robert Lee, David Alexander, Kelly Bellini, Clay Cullen, Jeff Lonn, Bob Bates, Tim Williams, David Bell, Kevin Downer, Nathan Berry-Chaney, Dottie Buck, Jon Dainty, Tecia Esposito, Sean Gowrie, Aaron Brown, Harrison Huffman, Renee Kitterman, Carlos Marinccioni, Traci Martin, Terri Rainha, Scott Smith, Natalie Simpkins, Michael Swafford, James Gibb, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, Roger EbertJust when you begin to have fun, make their appearance sharks, and swimmers choose a dish on their (the sharks… in 3D!!!) menu.

What is not so clear is whether this is a chance zoological hiccup or a sinister plan, designed for other purposes (I see you “Jurassic Park”).

Ellis, already experimented with 3D in “The Final Destination” is an expert in underwater photography since he directed the second unit in the filming of “The Perfect Storm” and “Deep Blue Sea” (that crap pile again).

Mike Fleiss and Chris Briggs, producers, and worked together in “Hostel” (gag me once) and the remake of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (gag me twice).

Both must have been in the head struck by a rock.  Because “Shark Night 3D” made my summer a fun filled balloon of feel good shark-eating kids.

Was that me or the glaucoma medicine talking?  Or both?

“Shark Night 3D” – Two thumbs pointing straight up like fin on a hungry shark after seeing that hot blonde stretching her bikini!  She was fully formed!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Go Cougs!  (My intern went to Washington State University and paid me $50 to for that in my review appear.  Pay up, honey!)