Elysium [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Elysium, Neil Blomkamp, Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharito Copley, Alice Braga, Diego Luna, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Brandon Auret, Josh Blacker, Emma Tremblay, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Maxwell Perry Cotton, Faran Tahir, Adrian Holmes, Jared Keeso, Carly Pope, Ona Grauer, Michael Shanks, Christina Cox, Terry Chen, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Chris Humphreys, Yolanda Abuud L, Valentina Giron, Mike Mitchell, Chris Sheilds, Johnny Cicco, Josefina Mora, Adrian Vazquez, Derk Gilroy, Jose Moises, Inaki Goci, Christian Vazquez, Alejandro Rae, Mario Perez de Alba, Alejandro Belmonte, Emiliano Menchaca, Francisco Aguilar, Patrick Benoit, Angelina Pratap, Alexander Raymond, Tracy Waterhouse, Sofia Sisniega, Kendall Cross, Julian Christopher, Simon Leung, Robert Gauvin, Dominika Zybko, Fraser Aitcheson, Taras Kostyuk, Jackson Berlin, Hoa Nguyen Bao Huynth, Dallas Blake, Amari Lewis, Carlos Leal Moreno, Mike Carpenter, Heath Stevenson, Lloyd Adams, Cody Laudan, Claude Duhamel, Pauline Egan, Lexie Huber, Billy James, Brie Lunn, Michael Mando, Kathrina Moehlman, Barry Ostash, Alejandro Peraza, Sean O Roberts, Claire Smithies, Talisa Soto, Hugo Steele, Christopher Vivanco, Sue Baden-Powell, Bill Block, Victoria Burkhart, Simon Kinberg, Stacy Perskie, Ryan Amon, Trent Apaloch, Julian Clarke, Lee Smith, Francine Maisler, Philip Ivey, Gitte Axen, Fuad Abed Dalton, Brad Goodman, Brent C.S. O'Connor, Jason Pomerantz, Steven St. Arnaud, Carlos Taibo, Mary Anne Waterhouse, Sebastian Barrera, James Bitonti, Stephanie Tuty Correa, Rachel Fortier, Gary Hawes, Conrad Janzen, David Klohn, Dan Mansfield, Simon Raby, Dustin Lee Abram, Alejandro Aguado, Daniella Sanchez Battenberg, Karen Bergen, Eric Calatayud, Simon Carrigan, David Aaron Cook, Vincent Dela Luna, Erin Dixon, Catherine Dunne, Rob Evans, Vicente Gil, Kim Goddard-Rains, Sandra Matossi, Carlos Munoz Portal, Dave Nall, Juan Pablo Noval, Mark Shultz, Portia Tickell, Darren Wong, Mariela Zapata

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Elysium, Neil Blomkamp, Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharito Copley, Alice Braga, Diego Luna, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Brandon Auret, Josh Blacker, Emma Tremblay, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Maxwell Perry Cotton, Faran Tahir, Adrian Holmes, Jared Keeso, Carly Pope, Ona Grauer, Michael Shanks, Christina Cox, Terry Chen, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Chris Humphreys, Yolanda Abuud L, Valentina Giron, Mike Mitchell, Chris Sheilds, Johnny Cicco, Josefina Mora, Adrian Vazquez, Derk Gilroy, Jose Moises, Inaki Goci, Christian Vazquez, Alejandro Rae, Mario Perez de Alba, Alejandro Belmonte, Emiliano Menchaca, Francisco Aguilar, Patrick Benoit, Angelina Pratap, Alexander Raymond, Tracy Waterhouse, Sofia Sisniega, Kendall Cross, Julian Christopher, Simon Leung, Robert Gauvin, Dominika Zybko, Fraser Aitcheson, Taras Kostyuk, Jackson Berlin, Hoa Nguyen Bao Huynth, Dallas Blake, Amari Lewis, Carlos Leal Moreno, Mike Carpenter, Heath Stevenson, Lloyd Adams, Cody Laudan, Claude Duhamel, Pauline Egan, Lexie Huber, Billy James, Brie Lunn, Michael Mando, Kathrina Moehlman, Barry Ostash, Alejandro Peraza, Sean O Roberts, Claire Smithies, Talisa Soto, Hugo Steele, Christopher Vivanco, Sue Baden-Powell, Bill Block, Victoria Burkhart, Simon Kinberg, Stacy Perskie, Ryan Amon, Trent Apaloch, Julian Clarke, Lee Smith, Francine Maisler, Philip Ivey, Gitte Axen, Fuad Abed Dalton, Brad Goodman, Brent C.S. O'Connor, Jason Pomerantz, Steven St. Arnaud, Carlos Taibo, Mary Anne Waterhouse, Sebastian Barrera, James Bitonti, Stephanie Tuty Correa, Rachel Fortier, Gary Hawes, Conrad Janzen, David Klohn, Dan Mansfield, Simon Raby, Dustin Lee Abram, Alejandro Aguado, Daniella Sanchez Battenberg, Karen Bergen, Eric Calatayud, Simon Carrigan, David Aaron Cook, Vincent Dela Luna, Erin Dixon, Catherine Dunne, Rob Evans, Vicente Gil, Kim Goddard-Rains, Sandra Matossi, Carlos Munoz Portal, Dave Nall, Juan Pablo Noval, Mark Shultz, Portia Tickell, Darren Wong, Mariela ZapataElysium

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

The days of a dog summer are arrived.

The testicle kick torture that is summer movie season nears its end.

How much more can my two amigos take?

“The Great Gatsby” – pow, right in the pills.

“Fast and the Furious 6” – a hard punch to the giggleberries.

“White House Downer” – bitch slap to my plucked turkeys.

My junk can take no more. My area is a mess.

There is hope…  It is called “Elysium.”

Neill Blomkamp made my head kaboom with “District 9.” The story of giant shrimp oppressed and the man (Sharlto Copley) who through a shrimp STD becomes another shrimp. He has their pain. He isn’t a shrimp Nelson Mandela – but that may never be, sadly.  “District 9” had effects, good. Plot, surprise! Acting, cool.

What did my brain want with “Elysium”?

Good effects, surprise plot, cool acting. One out of three ain’t good (sorry Meatloaf).

Plot? Yes.

Used many times in the past times – used again.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Elysium, Neil Blomkamp, Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharito Copley, Alice Braga, Diego Luna, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Brandon Auret, Josh Blacker, Emma Tremblay, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Maxwell Perry Cotton, Faran Tahir, Adrian Holmes, Jared Keeso, Carly Pope, Ona Grauer, Michael Shanks, Christina Cox, Terry Chen, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Chris Humphreys, Yolanda Abuud L, Valentina Giron, Mike Mitchell, Chris Sheilds, Johnny Cicco, Josefina Mora, Adrian Vazquez, Derk Gilroy, Jose Moises, Inaki Goci, Christian Vazquez, Alejandro Rae, Mario Perez de Alba, Alejandro Belmonte, Emiliano Menchaca, Francisco Aguilar, Patrick Benoit, Angelina Pratap, Alexander Raymond, Tracy Waterhouse, Sofia Sisniega, Kendall Cross, Julian Christopher, Simon Leung, Robert Gauvin, Dominika Zybko, Fraser Aitcheson, Taras Kostyuk, Jackson Berlin, Hoa Nguyen Bao Huynth, Dallas Blake, Amari Lewis, Carlos Leal Moreno, Mike Carpenter, Heath Stevenson, Lloyd Adams, Cody Laudan, Claude Duhamel, Pauline Egan, Lexie Huber, Billy James, Brie Lunn, Michael Mando, Kathrina Moehlman, Barry Ostash, Alejandro Peraza, Sean O Roberts, Claire Smithies, Talisa Soto, Hugo Steele, Christopher Vivanco, Sue Baden-Powell, Bill Block, Victoria Burkhart, Simon Kinberg, Stacy Perskie, Ryan Amon, Trent Apaloch, Julian Clarke, Lee Smith, Francine Maisler, Philip Ivey, Gitte Axen, Fuad Abed Dalton, Brad Goodman, Brent C.S. O'Connor, Jason Pomerantz, Steven St. Arnaud, Carlos Taibo, Mary Anne Waterhouse, Sebastian Barrera, James Bitonti, Stephanie Tuty Correa, Rachel Fortier, Gary Hawes, Conrad Janzen, David Klohn, Dan Mansfield, Simon Raby, Dustin Lee Abram, Alejandro Aguado, Daniella Sanchez Battenberg, Karen Bergen, Eric Calatayud, Simon Carrigan, David Aaron Cook, Vincent Dela Luna, Erin Dixon, Catherine Dunne, Rob Evans, Vicente Gil, Kim Goddard-Rains, Sandra Matossi, Carlos Munoz Portal, Dave Nall, Juan Pablo Noval, Mark Shultz, Portia Tickell, Darren Wong, Mariela ZapataIn the further future, after “Blade Runner,” the rain has stopped in Los Angeles. The Japanese people have gone back to their homes and the Hispanics have returned from Japan.

It is daylight. Neon is not longer in fashion. Robots look like robots, not “I wanna make a little replicant with you” replicants like Sean Young (in the last century, she had for the hot – no shit).

Max (Matt Damon) was a child with Frey (Alice Braga). They are cute orphans. We cannot smell their orphan smell, so we still like them.

When older, Max having starred in “Fast and The Furious 73,” now just wants to build robots and be harassed by cop robots who are really cops from today in robot suits.

All are dusty and tattooed. All want to go up to Elysium.

Especially when Max gets a case of special die in exactly five days radiation.

Why Elysium?

Elysium is Las Vegas, but with healing, without cigarette smoke.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo On Kino, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Elysium, Neil Blomkamp, Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharito Copley, Alice Braga, Diego Luna, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Brandon Auret, Josh Blacker, Emma Tremblay, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Maxwell Perry Cotton, Faran Tahir, Adrian Holmes, Jared Keeso, Carly Pope, Ona Grauer, Michael Shanks, Christina Cox, Terry Chen, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Chris Humphreys, Yolanda Abuud L, Valentina Giron, Mike Mitchell, Chris Sheilds, Johnny Cicco, Josefina Mora, Adrian Vazquez, Derk Gilroy, Jose Moises, Inaki Goci, Christian Vazquez, Alejandro Rae, Mario Perez de Alba, Alejandro Belmonte, Emiliano Menchaca, Francisco Aguilar, Patrick Benoit, Angelina Pratap, Alexander Raymond, Tracy Waterhouse, Sofia Sisniega, Kendall Cross, Julian Christopher, Simon Leung, Robert Gauvin, Dominika Zybko, Fraser Aitcheson, Taras Kostyuk, Jackson Berlin, Hoa Nguyen Bao Huynth, Dallas Blake, Amari Lewis, Carlos Leal Moreno, Mike Carpenter, Heath Stevenson, Lloyd Adams, Cody Laudan, Claude Duhamel, Pauline Egan, Lexie Huber, Billy James, Brie Lunn, Michael Mando, Kathrina Moehlman, Barry Ostash, Alejandro Peraza, Sean O Roberts, Claire Smithies, Talisa Soto, Hugo Steele, Christopher Vivanco, Sue Baden-Powell, Bill Block, Victoria Burkhart, Simon Kinberg, Stacy Perskie, Ryan Amon, Trent Apaloch, Julian Clarke, Lee Smith, Francine Maisler, Philip Ivey, Gitte Axen, Fuad Abed Dalton, Brad Goodman, Brent C.S. O'Connor, Jason Pomerantz, Steven St. Arnaud, Carlos Taibo, Mary Anne Waterhouse, Sebastian Barrera, James Bitonti, Stephanie Tuty Correa, Rachel Fortier, Gary Hawes, Conrad Janzen, David Klohn, Dan Mansfield, Simon Raby, Dustin Lee Abram, Alejandro Aguado, Daniella Sanchez Battenberg, Karen Bergen, Eric Calatayud, Simon Carrigan, David Aaron Cook, Vincent Dela Luna, Erin Dixon, Catherine Dunne, Rob Evans, Vicente Gil, Kim Goddard-Rains, Sandra Matossi, Carlos Munoz Portal, Dave Nall, Juan Pablo Noval, Mark Shultz, Portia Tickell, Darren Wong, Mariela ZapataDelacourt (Jodie Foster) wants to keep it Las Vegas and is a bitch.

She hates Hispanics, giant shrimp, possibly the Japanese, and Max.

They are not allowed the Las Vegas.

Not even State Line.

There are mind thought transfers. Max becomes low-budget Transformer. Frey is pretty.  Charles Manson Kruger (Sharlto Copley again –please speak English when speaking English – I will never know how you said what you said until I get the Blu-ray and use the CC) will soon attend Overactor’s Anonymous.

This night was a Kossu only for Kimmo night.

Big mistake.

I could see the future of the film before that future was the now.

Poor people, sad.

Rich people, mean.

Movie goer, still waiting for giant shrimp.

Would a better place be film “Elysium” with the sweet, sweet smoke? This can never be known.

So, two thumbs needing exo-skeleton to stand tall – waiting for five day radiation death, but only having to survive the hour and forty-nine minute movie film which seemed like five day radiation death.

But no 3D! Praise Odin!!!

Bad? No.

Good? No.

Matt Damon? He did many sit-ups and push-ups for preparing to act. I now feel fat.

So… see “Elysium” and feel fat. High praise!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Fall is coming. Which says Winter is coming. Which says “Game of Thrones” will return. Soon Westeros will be Finland, with more nudity (and dragons – no dragons in Finland). Who is point with thumbs at his face like a spastic and grinning and saying “who cannot wait for nude Finn Westeros Game of Thrones? This guy!”

Boom!

Lawless [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lawless, John Hillcoat, Nick Cave, Matt Bondurant, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke, Guy Pearce, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Dane DeHaan, Chris McGarry, Tim Tolin, Gary Oldman, Lew Temple, Marcus Hester, Bill Camp, Alex Van, Noah Taylor, Mark Ashworth, Tom Proctor, Bruce McKinnon, Eric Mendenhall, Toni Byrd, Robert T. Smith, Jake Nash, William J. Harrison, Joyce Baxter, Jeff Braun, Malinda Baker, Tom Turbiville, Chad Randall, Terry Keasler, Duncan Nicholson, Ron Clinton Smith, Anna House, Ricky Muse, Peter Krulewitch, Chance Bartels, Darryl Booker, Charles Casey Randall Franks, David Fritsch, Ronnie Kantorik, Larry Mainland, Joel Rogers, J.T. Seidler, Steve Warren, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, John Allen, Robert Ogden Barnum, Michael Benaroya, Jason Blum, Matthew Budman, Megan Ellison, Cassian Elwes, Lucy Fisher, Scott Hanson, John Brooks Klingenbeck, James Leisek, Randy Manis, Laura Rister, Ben Sachs, Ted Schipper, Rachel Shane, Douglas Wick, Dany Wolf, Clayton Young, Nick Cave, Warren Ellis, Benoit Delhomme, Dylan Tichenor, Francine Maisler, Chris Kennedy, Maria Nay, David LeRoy Anderson, Robert Hackl, Regina Robb, Dany Wolf, Justin Ritson, Jason Allard, Brent Bernhard, Dale Cannon, Lori Eastside, Peter Dudgeon, Banner Gwin, Rachel Aberly, Zoe Bower, Michael Buster, Biagio DeSimone, Elan Garfias, Taylor Gerrity, Drew Giles, Drew Grant, Andrew Kim, Robert Lane, Yun Li, Trevor McNure, Tillman Norsworthy, Drew Ritson, Rebecca Robertson, Brett Rowe, Tina Sauls, Jimmy Shaw, Dan Short, Stephen Stumberg, Kerri Smeltzer, Ricky Tollman, Greg Tresan, R. Dawn Vigil, Jennifer Wang, Hunter Wentworth

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lawless, John Hillcoat, Nick Cave, Matt Bondurant, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke, Guy Pearce, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Dane DeHaan, Chris McGarry, Tim Tolin, Gary Oldman, Lew Temple, Marcus Hester, Bill Camp, Alex Van, Noah Taylor, Mark Ashworth, Tom Proctor, Bruce McKinnon, Eric Mendenhall, Toni Byrd, Robert T. Smith, Jake Nash, William J. Harrison, Joyce Baxter, Jeff Braun, Malinda Baker, Tom Turbiville, Chad Randall, Terry Keasler, Duncan Nicholson, Ron Clinton Smith, Anna House, Ricky Muse, Peter Krulewitch, Chance Bartels, Darryl Booker, Charles Casey Randall Franks, David Fritsch, Ronnie Kantorik, Larry Mainland, Joel Rogers, J.T. Seidler, Steve Warren, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, John Allen, Robert Ogden Barnum, Michael Benaroya, Jason Blum, Matthew Budman, Megan Ellison, Cassian Elwes, Lucy Fisher, Scott Hanson, John Brooks Klingenbeck, James Leisek, Randy Manis, Laura Rister, Ben Sachs, Ted Schipper, Rachel Shane, Douglas Wick, Dany Wolf, Clayton Young, Nick Cave, Warren Ellis, Benoit Delhomme, Dylan Tichenor, Francine Maisler, Chris Kennedy, Maria Nay, David LeRoy Anderson, Robert Hackl, Regina Robb, Dany Wolf, Justin Ritson, Jason Allard, Brent Bernhard, Dale Cannon, Lori Eastside, Peter Dudgeon, Banner Gwin, Rachel Aberly, Zoe Bower, Michael Buster, Biagio DeSimone, Elan Garfias, Taylor Gerrity, Drew Giles, Drew Grant, Andrew Kim, Robert Lane, Yun Li, Trevor McNure, Tillman Norsworthy, Drew Ritson, Rebecca Robertson, Brett Rowe, Tina Sauls, Jimmy Shaw, Dan Short, Stephen Stumberg, Kerri Smeltzer, Ricky Tollman, Greg Tresan, R. Dawn Vigil, Jennifer Wang, Hunter WentworthLawless

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Warning:  This review was fueled by Kossu. 

The shots were flowing into my stomach place, the sweet burn up into my brain stem, and then my brain thoughts shot out of the finger ends on the keyboard.

As it should be.

I went to the cinema with a fellow reviewer, Yves.

He is as much a foreign as I, but since he is French he is funny in America.

He would tell me over and again that in France Shia LaBeouf is really Shia “The Beef.”

I would say no, it is really Shia “The Douche.”

Yves laughed, then I laughed like a horse and the lovely Kossu shot straight from my mouth to out of my nostril area.

Pain. Delicious pain.

And I would tongue bathe the now salty Kossu (not good, do not try to shoot it out of the nasal) off of my upper lip and drink again.

Then one more shot. And again. I was wasted!

Plot? Yeah. Attention, be forewarned, “Lawless” is based on real events!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lawless, John Hillcoat, Nick Cave, Matt Bondurant, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke, Guy Pearce, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Dane DeHaan, Chris McGarry, Tim Tolin, Gary Oldman, Lew Temple, Marcus Hester, Bill Camp, Alex Van, Noah Taylor, Mark Ashworth, Tom Proctor, Bruce McKinnon, Eric Mendenhall, Toni Byrd, Robert T. Smith, Jake Nash, William J. Harrison, Joyce Baxter, Jeff Braun, Malinda Baker, Tom Turbiville, Chad Randall, Terry Keasler, Duncan Nicholson, Ron Clinton Smith, Anna House, Ricky Muse, Peter Krulewitch, Chance Bartels, Darryl Booker, Charles Casey Randall Franks, David Fritsch, Ronnie Kantorik, Larry Mainland, Joel Rogers, J.T. Seidler, Steve Warren, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, John Allen, Robert Ogden Barnum, Michael Benaroya, Jason Blum, Matthew Budman, Megan Ellison, Cassian Elwes, Lucy Fisher, Scott Hanson, John Brooks Klingenbeck, James Leisek, Randy Manis, Laura Rister, Ben Sachs, Ted Schipper, Rachel Shane, Douglas Wick, Dany Wolf, Clayton Young, Nick Cave, Warren Ellis, Benoit Delhomme, Dylan Tichenor, Francine Maisler, Chris Kennedy, Maria Nay, David LeRoy Anderson, Robert Hackl, Regina Robb, Dany Wolf, Justin Ritson, Jason Allard, Brent Bernhard, Dale Cannon, Lori Eastside, Peter Dudgeon, Banner Gwin, Rachel Aberly, Zoe Bower, Michael Buster, Biagio DeSimone, Elan Garfias, Taylor Gerrity, Drew Giles, Drew Grant, Andrew Kim, Robert Lane, Yun Li, Trevor McNure, Tillman Norsworthy, Drew Ritson, Rebecca Robertson, Brett Rowe, Tina Sauls, Jimmy Shaw, Dan Short, Stephen Stumberg, Kerri Smeltzer, Ricky Tollman, Greg Tresan, R. Dawn Vigil, Jennifer Wang, Hunter WentworthTo contextualize the plot, narrator, protagonist of the story, informs you of immediately the rules – or rather the lack of rules – that takes place in Franklin County, Virginia in the early 1930s (wow, in “Lawless” the 30s sucked a giant wiener!).

Bondurant brothers are notorious bootleggers. The stakes are simple in a world without rules where the police are corrupt and justice sold, the three brothers “hold sway.”

Characterized without subtlety – the youngest is puny (“The Beef” is type-cast here – damn, another shot out of my nose) – the players will evolve gradually, as develops an adventure without surprise, to tend to be completely expected (and unsurprising).

Shia LaBeouf is absolutely not convincing in the role of the coward who becomes manly.

Tom Hardy (Bane! With a face to be seen!) and Jason Clarke embody their characters beyond the artificiality induced staging to be almost human.

Then they presents the majestic Jessica Chastain but is allowed to play nothing but a bore.

Why do women in movies like this only appear so that we want them to be naked?  That would be great.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Lawless, John Hillcoat, Nick Cave, Matt Bondurant, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke, Guy Pearce, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, Dane DeHaan, Chris McGarry, Tim Tolin, Gary Oldman, Lew Temple, Marcus Hester, Bill Camp, Alex Van, Noah Taylor, Mark Ashworth, Tom Proctor, Bruce McKinnon, Eric Mendenhall, Toni Byrd, Robert T. Smith, Jake Nash, William J. Harrison, Joyce Baxter, Jeff Braun, Malinda Baker, Tom Turbiville, Chad Randall, Terry Keasler, Duncan Nicholson, Ron Clinton Smith, Anna House, Ricky Muse, Peter Krulewitch, Chance Bartels, Darryl Booker, Charles Casey Randall Franks, David Fritsch, Ronnie Kantorik, Larry Mainland, Joel Rogers, J.T. Seidler, Steve Warren, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, John Allen, Robert Ogden Barnum, Michael Benaroya, Jason Blum, Matthew Budman, Megan Ellison, Cassian Elwes, Lucy Fisher, Scott Hanson, John Brooks Klingenbeck, James Leisek, Randy Manis, Laura Rister, Ben Sachs, Ted Schipper, Rachel Shane, Douglas Wick, Dany Wolf, Clayton Young, Nick Cave, Warren Ellis, Benoit Delhomme, Dylan Tichenor, Francine Maisler, Chris Kennedy, Maria Nay, David LeRoy Anderson, Robert Hackl, Regina Robb, Dany Wolf, Justin Ritson, Jason Allard, Brent Bernhard, Dale Cannon, Lori Eastside, Peter Dudgeon, Banner Gwin, Rachel Aberly, Zoe Bower, Michael Buster, Biagio DeSimone, Elan Garfias, Taylor Gerrity, Drew Giles, Drew Grant, Andrew Kim, Robert Lane, Yun Li, Trevor McNure, Tillman Norsworthy, Drew Ritson, Rebecca Robertson, Brett Rowe, Tina Sauls, Jimmy Shaw, Dan Short, Stephen Stumberg, Kerri Smeltzer, Ricky Tollman, Greg Tresan, R. Dawn Vigil, Jennifer Wang, Hunter WentworthNote – Mia Wasikowska is the hotness. There should be more of the naked with her, too. In every movie that I ever have to see again.

God, make it so.

Not surprisingly, the female characters are hopelessly secondary and generate a dynamic of self-pity.

Why, why, why?

In short, John Hillcoat (director of the laugh riot fun fest “The Road”) book a gangster film with a pathetically inadequate story to the point of becoming ridiculous and women are for decoration.

Except for Mia Wasikowska. Decoration maybe, but I love her.

Lots of bang! Blood! Death!

People die for no reason. Characters never change.

Jessica Chastain takes her clothes off.

More bang (not guns)!  More blood!  More death!

This I learned of American History – in U.S.A.depression everything was brownish and dirty.

Everybody was on his body with a gun.  And it was legal to shoot people.

Until Guy Pearce comes around and acts all weird.

Then there is MORE shooting. That is a lot of learning from one movie.

So, my smart thumb droops floor-ward.

My horny thumb thinks, “damn, this was good – put that Mia goddess in everything!”  So that thumb strains for the ceiling (hubba hubba).

Should this be allowed to be seen by your eyes?

Do you have $10 to waste?  Then go.

If there is anything else you can do with your limited time on Earth, do that instead.

Life is too fucking short.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  College football has returned. I now feel like an American from toe to top with my new love of the game! This “tailgating” is my new love thing. Fried meats, booze, dip, chips, booze, etc.  If this in Finland was to exist we would all have frozen happily to death outside in the first blizzards of September! Hooray for warm America! And hooray for college football! Except for Alabama – you can suck it.

The Amazing Spider-Man [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Amazing Spider-Man, Marvel, Marc Webb, james Vanderbilt, Alvin Sargent, Steve Kloves, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Imfan Khan, Campbell Scott, Embeth DAvidtz, Chris Zylka, Max Charles, C. Thomas Howell, jake Keiffer, Kari Coleman, Michael Barra, Leif Gantvoort, Andy Pessca, Hannah Marks, Kelsey Chow, Kevin McCorkle, Andy Gladbach, Ring Hendricks-Tellefsen, Barbara Eve Harris, Danielle Burgio, Tom Waite, Tom Waits, Keith Campbell, Steve DeCastro, Jill Flint, Mark Daughterty, Milton Gonzalez, Skyler Gisondo, Charlie DePew, Jacob Rodier, Vincent Laresca, Damien Lemon, Ty Upshaw, James Chen, Alexander Bedria, Tia Texada, Jay Caputo, John Burke, Terry Bozeman, Jennifer Lyons, Michael Massee, Amber Stevens, David Beckett, Chad Bennett, Max Bogner, Bryan Boone, Teena Byrd, Kam Dabrowski, Patrick Alan Davis, ken Edling, Miles Elliot, Jeffrey Fox, Bryan Friday, Stephanie Gould Shashawnee Hall, Olivia Hoff, Hanna Lloyd, Amanda MacDonald, Jeremy McLain, Maury Morgan, Anthony Del Negro, Michael Papajohn, Annie Parisse, Salomon Passariello, Alan Pietruszewski, Roy Pollack, Michael Remmes, John Scruti, Eric Silver, Andrea Sixtos, Chris Smith, Kelly Southerland, Megan Taylor, Gavin Bryson Thompson, Chris Vaina, Corinne Vien, George F. Wilson, Avi Arad, Michael Grillo, Kyla Kraman, Beatriz Sequeira, Matthew Tolmach, Pamela Oas Williams, Laura Ziskin, James Horner, John Schwartzman, Alan Edward Bell, Michael McCusker, Pietro Scalia, Francine Maisler, J. Michael Riva, Page Buckner, Kym Barrett, Vic Armstrong, Audrey Clark, Christina Fong, Richard Graves, David Kelley, Colin Markowitz, Cathleen McFadyen, Kendall Nichols, Jennifer Roberts, Eric Sherman, Woodrow Travers, Jonathan Watson, Steve Windle, Mark DeSimone, Simon Diggins, Kimberly Harris, Howard London, Sarah Monat, Ric Schnupp, Robert Troy, Andy Armstrong, Nina Armstrong, Jill Brown, Shane Daniels, Gary Davis, Zac henry, Samuel Le, James Peyton, Rich Rutherford, Alexander Smith, Tom Bryon Weiss, Michael Cioni, Jennifer Vecchiarello, Jim Passon, John Armstrong, Sandy DeCrescent, Gina Zimmitti, Kalie Acheson, Armando Alarcon, Alexis Alexander, Raci Alexander, jampier Arias, Laurie Arnow-Epstein, Ben Burke, Miles Burke, Trisha Burton, Richard Bizenza, Deb Cole, Theodore Collatos, Deliana Daskalova, Frank Dauro, Jon DeSimone, Lisa Dietrick, Michele Etges, jacob Head, George Hrico, C.J. Laursen, Alison Li, Ahmed Lucan, Justin Mickelson, Lauren Mizenko, Jessi Moore, Kyle Morrison, Cameron Morton, Kyle Musselman, Tien Nguyen, Sandy O'Neill, Bobby Ravanshenas, Kevin Ronan, Sheila Sawhny, Leslie Zak, Joshua Williams, Warren Whitmore

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With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

Reboot.

I have the confusion.

What have there the meaning for this?

Example:  Take something that was cool.  And made money by the crap load.  Say “this is too old for the liking – who will understand the oldness?”  Say, “how can more crap loads of money can be milked if already the thing is owned by the kids?”

Reboot!

So, ten years after the Spider-Man now is new Spider-Man (amazing!) is all up in the cinemas!

Money must be made, the good must be good again, what is old is now new (and is for the cash to be had – thanks for the consistency,Hollywood!).

REBOOT!!!

Spider-Man is now The Amazing Spider-Man.

Already better.

AMAZING!!!

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Most the same, really.

How?

Spider-Man.  Tobey Maguire.  Real nerd. Only cool with the spider juice flowing in the veins.

Andrew Garfield.  Tormented.  Could be cool without spider juice, but gets the juice bitten just the same.

Torment!  Angst!  It is the suck to have superpowers.

Bad guy. Still green.  But different.  English dude (Rhys Ifans) is not as a creeper as the Willem Defoe.  But, other than the John Malkovich, no one is the creeper as Defoe.

No Malkovich in “The Amazing Spider-Man.”

Damn.  Maybe the next reboot (mark the calendar 10 years in the future).

Girlfriend.  Emma Stone is the hotness for the Spider-Guy at this time.  It was, in before the reboot, Kirsten Dunst.

Stone has a lisp.

Dunst gave us her boobies in “Melancholia.”

We can – only for the hoping – wish that now in the future Emma Stone boobs will be for the seeing, drooling, and then the wanting.  To touch.  In reality.

Soon. Please.

Oh.  And they’re tied.

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Denis Leary is angry.  Every character laid on by Leary is angry.  Some less.  Some more.  All angry.  Angry, angry, angry.  J.K. Simmons?  Loveable.  Gruff.  Sometimes angry.

Wow, he has a range for something other than his one note!  He wins this one.

Plot?  Really?

Nerd gets bit by the spider juice.  Gets powers that are so cool.

Crazy scientist somehow with the family entangles and death and sad and Peter needs an ass to kick.

And a cute chick.

Sub-plot.  Big fight!  Spider-Man wins again – and learns a lesson.

Some kind of lesson.  I forget (damn you, kossu!).

One thumb is up for “The Amazing Spider-Man.”  The other thumb can’t figure why I’m seeing what I just saw in the past.

But I get it.

Money.

Do you have the brain knowledge the Harry Potter movies are now 11 years old?  Get on it Hollywood!

The shit-pile of money made by those make the embarrassment on Spider-Man.

Reboot now!

Reboot Harry Potter!

Or not.  Assholes.

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P.S.  New “Glee Project” tonight!  Predictions:  Crying, “this is so important to me”, “no one understands what I’m going through”, “this is my life!”, crying, yelling, singing, “this is my only shot”, flirting, then gay Ryan Murphy saying a cliché, then more crying, and song.  I cannot wait!  My bong is full…