Dark Shadows [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, OnMedea, Jill Kennedy, Dark Shadows, Tim Burton, Seth Grahame-Smith, John August, Dan Curtis, Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green, Jackie Earle Haley, Jonny Lee Miller, Bella Heathcote, Chloe Grace Moretz, Gulliver McGrath, Ray Shirley, Christopher Lee, Alice Cooper, Ivan Kaye, Susanna Cappellaro, Josephine Butler, William Hope, Shane Rimmer, Michael Shannon, Harry Taylor, Glenn Mexted, Guy Flanagan, Nigel Whitmey, Philip Bulcock, Sophie Kennedy Clark, Hannah Murray, Victoria Bewick, Sean Mahon, Alexia Osborne, Richard Hollie, Felicity Brangan, Michael Anthony Brown, Charlotte Spencer, Gabriel Freilich, Justin Tracy, Jeff Mash, Raffey Cssidy, Jonathan Frid, Kathryn Leigh Scott, Lara Parker, David Selby, Janine Craig, Adelle Young, Dominika Van Santen, Josephine McGrail, Greg Bennett, Nathanjohn Carter, Duncan Casey, James Cooper, Andrew Crayford, Chris Edgerley, Marco Flammer, Ian Floodgate, Shonn Gregory, Daniel Harland, Lee Nicholas Harris, Frank Hellebrand, David Lyddon, Ian Mann, Matthew David McCarthy, Duncan Meadows, Dale Mercer, Alex Moore, Benjayx Murphy, Alexa Seabourne, Nick Thomas-Webster, Matt Tyzack, Bruce Berman, Christi Dembrowski, Katterli Frauenfelder, Derek Frey, Nigel Gostelow, Tim Headington, David Kennedy, Graham King, Chris Lebenzon, Richard Zanuck, Danny Elfman, Bruno Delbonnel, Chris Lebenzon, Susie Figgis, Rick Heinrichs, Neal Callow, Elizabeth Miller Gavcus, Siobhan Lyons, Jessie Thiele, George Batchelor, Joey Coughlin, Ben Dixon, Fraser Fennell-Ball, Holly Gardner, Clare Glass, Sarah Hood, Jack Ivins, Alex Stanton, Peter Stenning, James Cox, Tom Aitken, Nick Chopping, Andy Wareham, Carrie Arakaki, Jody Knight, Alison Levine, Matthew Benns, John Barrett, Jim Adams, Sara Akhtech, Clare Aldington, Tom Asquith, Daisy Baldry, Celia Barnett, Holly Bates, Sarah Clark, Nikki Clapp, Kohli Calhoun, Laurie Deuters, Stephen Deuters, Maria Ana Dias, Sekani Doram, Charlotte Draper, Harry Elvin, Amanda Fernie, Holly Gardner, Nathan Holmes, Charles Howes, Nessa King, Teariki Leonard, Victoria Morgan, Steve Morphew, Christopher Mullen, Carolyn O'Reilly, Jim Person, Emma Pill, Norman Campbell Rees, Barnaby Riggs, Ben Rothwell, Louise Van Hamme, Duprez Veronique, Dean Wares, David Wieder, David Zealey, Richard Wild, Finlay Pile

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Readers, forgive me.

Last week, The Avengers.  

Oops.

I was again the drunk and did not review that awesome piece of shit.

How so?

My FinnBro (Pekka) and I did the drink on Nashville!

So many the pukes out of my mouth.

Then Pekka puked on the ice.

Partied like a star, then the falling and the hospital.

My fault Phoenix is in the Western Conference Finals.

Never to drink again. Until tomorrow!

Pekka, I take the bad!

Damn!

Damn, again!

Thanks, Hollywood.

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Then, for we of the werewolf love, had Quentin.  I wanted to grow up to a werewolf.

Cool.

Show was AWESOME!

Now, WTF?!?

I don’t hate “Dark Shadows.”  There is some love.

Michelle Pfeiffer… HOT!

Eva Green… HOT.

Chloe Mortetz… HOT, but not legal for 5 more years.

Then a movie.  I don’t care.

Once again, seventies are funny. Come on!

Burton, I crap in your eye.

This is the best funny movie Tim Burton has done since “Big Fish.” 

But again, what the fjord?.

Old jokes are old.  New jokes are old.

I want to like, but with a lack of laughing, what the hell?

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Though, the happening of this is never.

Man, the Kossu is running out.

Therefore, I have nothing left to say.

“Dark Shadow” will be on my big screen in August.  My pipe is full of the sweet weed.

Now is the time for us who love cinema to rage!

Do not throw poop at us like a monkey!

We are human.

We want to see the cinema that is good!

Come on!

Come on.

I am now escorted to a place where I can relax.  One day, movies will be fun again.

No, probably never.  Damn.

For now, I leave you with this:  Go and see “Dark Shadows”.

Why not?  Get drunk.  Smoke some green.  Time goes by.

Who gives a shit?

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P.S.  Summer again.  Now time for summer brain cancer.  Fuck.

Captain America: The First Avenger [REVIEW]

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Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel, Paramount, Brad Grey, Joe Johnston, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Joe Simon, Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Richard Armitage, Stanley Tucci, Samuel L. Jackson, Toby Jones, Neal McDonough, Derek Luke, Kenneth Choi, JJ Feild, Bruno Ricci, Lex Shrapnel, Michael Brandon, Martin Sherman, Natalie Dormer, Oscar Pearce, William Hope, Nicholas Pinnock, Marek Oravec, David Bradley, Leander Deeny, Sam Hoare, Simon Kunz, Kieran O'Connor, Jenna-Louise Coleman, Sophie Colquhoun, Doug Cockle, Ben Batt, Mollie Fitzgerald, Damon Driver, David McKail, Amanda Walker, Richard Freeman, Katherine Press, Sergio Corvino, Marcello Marascalchi, Vincent Montuel, Fabrizio Santino, Maxwell Newman, Anatole Taubman, Jan Pohl, Erich Redman, Rosanna Hoult, Naomi Slights, Kristy Mather, Megan Sanderson, Darren Simpson, Fernanda Toker, Laura Haddock, James Payton, Ronan Raftery, Nick Hendrix, Luke Allen-Gale, Jack Gordon, Ben Uttley, Kevin Millington, Patrick Monckeberg, Peter Stark, Amanda Righetti, Victoria Alonso, Mitchell Bell, Mike Bodkin, Stephen Broussard, Louis D'Esposito, Kevin Feige, Alan Fine, Nigel Gostelow, Amir Madani, David Maisel, Dan Masciarelli, Richard Whelan, Alan Silvestri, Shelly Johnson, Robert Dalva, Jeffrey Ford, Sarah Finn, Richard Heinrichs, Neal Callow, John Bush, Helen Barrett, Lori Berlanga, Sam Breckman, Adam Teeuw, Suzie Wiesmann, Thomas Alibone, Glen Carroll, Laurie Deuters, Alexandra Jordan, Carolyn Milner, George Nelson, Jonathan Taylor, Richard Whelan, Alex Hunter, Mark Appleby, Scott Millan, Charles Adcock, Gareth Wingrove, Ian Wingrove, Aaron Perry, Jonathan Ames, Steen Young, Marcus Young, Jeanette Agaronoff, Clare Aldington, Alexis Auditore, Dave Been, Billy Budd, Daniel-Konrad Cooper, Mollie Fitzgerald, Sean Flynn, Ryan Hamelin, Trinh TranCaptain America: The First Avenger

With With, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Back on the good old days as a new superhero epic didn’t look on film screens apparently every other week, film producers used to satisfy we, us, the public with nothing more than bare exhibitionism.

Now they are just a bore.

Or am I exhausted (thanks for the tired, Transformers)?

Captain America: The First Avenger has strong opening times, a noble execution for sure.

Unfortunately they cannot this standard of the quality support and into crappy melodrama in the last hour ignore (if you can stay awake – yet so loud, how can you sleep?).

This is a dishonor, because a world-striking film of the Captain America could have caused indisputable momentum (my new superhero name!) for The Avengers.

Unfortunately, it is to be not.

Which we have here something I condemn to be underneath the average film, by choppy drawing up and the characters of one dimension (more on this later).

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As Thor early in the season, Captain America: The First Avenger is requested, in order to do a terrible lot.  And that is to explain to us the origin of a Marvel Comics guy, who we don’t know – also to his friends, the family and the sidekicks, then place it in world saving an adventure to the exhibition.

And more!

Suggest a point of romance and prepare for its inevitable sequels as part of the next years studio profits generator, known as The Avengers.  Ka-ching!

Chris Evans plays as Steve Rogers – a child of Brooklyn, would like so much his country to serve, and would like the leading role to beat the Nazis in the Second World War (and in the face).

Unfortunately he’s a small guy – with many physical problems, thus Rogers is deemed unsuitable – he even tries to register several times under different names and with different physicians completely around New York.

This has gotten the attention of Dr. Abraham Erskine (Stanley Tucci) – a mysterious scientist working with defense contractor Howard Stark (Domenic Cooper), American Colonel Chester Phillips (Tommy Lee Jones) and British agent Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) to develop a medical procedure to turn everyday soldiers into super soldiers.

In Finland, we call these push-ups.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel, Paramount, Brad Grey, Joe Johnston, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Joe Simon, Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Dominic Cooper, Richard Armitage, Stanley Tucci, Samuel L. Jackson, Toby Jones, Neal McDonough, Derek Luke, Kenneth Choi, JJ Feild, Bruno Ricci, Lex Shrapnel, Michael Brandon, Martin Sherman, Natalie Dormer, Oscar Pearce, William Hope, Nicholas Pinnock, Marek Oravec, David Bradley, Leander Deeny, Sam Hoare, Simon Kunz, Kieran O'Connor, Jenna-Louise Coleman, Sophie Colquhoun, Doug Cockle, Ben Batt, Mollie Fitzgerald, Damon Driver, David McKail, Amanda Walker, Richard Freeman, Katherine Press, Sergio Corvino, Marcello Marascalchi, Vincent Montuel, Fabrizio Santino, Maxwell Newman, Anatole Taubman, Jan Pohl, Erich Redman, Rosanna Hoult, Naomi Slights, Kristy Mather, Megan Sanderson, Darren Simpson, Fernanda Toker, Laura Haddock, James Payton, Ronan Raftery, Nick Hendrix, Luke Allen-Gale, Jack Gordon, Ben Uttley, Kevin Millington, Patrick Monckeberg, Peter Stark, Amanda Righetti, Victoria Alonso, Mitchell Bell, Mike Bodkin, Stephen Broussard, Louis D'Esposito, Kevin Feige, Alan Fine, Nigel Gostelow, Amir Madani, David Maisel, Dan Masciarelli, Richard Whelan, Alan Silvestri, Shelly Johnson, Robert Dalva, Jeffrey Ford, Sarah Finn, Richard Heinrichs, Neal Callow, John Bush, Helen Barrett, Lori Berlanga, Sam Breckman, Adam Teeuw, Suzie Wiesmann, Thomas Alibone, Glen Carroll, Laurie Deuters, Alexandra Jordan, Carolyn Milner, George Nelson, Jonathan Taylor, Richard Whelan, Alex Hunter, Mark Appleby, Scott Millan, Charles Adcock, Gareth Wingrove, Ian Wingrove, Aaron Perry, Jonathan Ames, Steen Young, Marcus Young, Jeanette Agaronoff, Clare Aldington, Alexis Auditore, Dave Been, Billy Budd, Daniel-Konrad Cooper, Mollie Fitzgerald, Sean Flynn, Ryan Hamelin, Trinh TranWhen the procedure works, how can Steve Rogers best serve his country?

He best serves it by not being in a movie as lousy as The Green Hornet but that is not too hard.

Well, he becomes Captain America.

Who wouldn’t?

Most badly of all, Captain America: The First Avenger we get like two films, which are in one smashed.

We could have been with the first part of the film contently, with the Rogers and his abilities discovered and prove ourselves, a hero to be, but director Joe Johnston and the writing team believed to the necessity to go back and start a whole again other plotline over Nazi badasses, which tries to stand for one even still more bad leader than Hitler (what?!?) bent on world domination, Johann Schmidt (Hugo Weaving).

Is this Captain America nemesis number one?  Better to save him for the upcoming sequel movie.  This one is too long.

So, I give one drooping thumb.

Movie is in 3D, too bad script arrived in 2D – which is still 1D better than the acting!

Sad face for me.

Sad face for Captain America: The First Avenger.

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