RoboCop With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I don’t want to sound like a bitch bitching. Yet things are forever the same. Scene: Interior: Hollywood. Oldsters with the graying heads talk. Oldster One: I have no idea of anything. Oldster Two: I have to poop. Oldster Three: Back in…
R.I.P.D. With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Our brains can be crap. Yes, this happens. We think the excited, only for the suck to rise. Why can this be for the happening? We crave good. I will give anything more than ever the chances it…
Total Recall With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. My working life is now my life of my life. Sometimes the pain is so much, that there is howling where none is wanted. Was I kicked in the right ball? Stabbed in…
The Five-Year Engagement With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, cliché joke (I will not be the single sayer of this) – “The Five-Year Engagement” is also what seems to be the running time of the film. It goes on. And on. And then on…
Wanderlust With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Sad writing times still sad. To you, one less ferret. To me, one less heart string by rodent warmed (Ed. Note – see last week. Sad.). Movies? Films? Cinema? Do now I even care? Well. Yes. I am…