World War Z [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder Trent

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder TrentWorld War Z

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

This week has made me hard.

It is hard when tragedy is the brain state to be in.

And I was.

I thought it was his death.

On the internet, my eyeholes made my brain see the truth – Gandalf was dead.  “Noooooo!” my mind thoughts shrieked with silence.

“There are two more Hobbits with movies!” they again cried.

“He ass kicked Balrog – there is no “in this world” death for Gandalf!”

My squirting tears made for the red faced embarrassing at stupid Starbucks.

It turns out my mind thoughts were out of my mouth shouted.

Really loud.

The barista to me says “Gandalf is fictional – It is James Gandolfini who am dead.”

Well, that is suck.

“The Soprano Family” was all-time favorite of all Finns.

No reunion show now.

Not even in Italian heaven, for Tony bathed in an evil bath.

You are remembered with smiling, James Gandolfini – except for “The Last Castle.”

That move was a floating turd in your acting punchbowl.

Now for the reviewing.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder Trent“World War Z.”

I had a great learning from this movie-film:

Never read a book.

Especially if there is a film in the future which will give the believing that the movie is based on the book with the same name.

How many times am I to be the stupid guy?

“Starship Troopers” – sooo excited!

Movie – title, bugs, and space. Nothing else in common with cool book.

“The Postman” – thought in head book in shit future, well done!

Movie – title, postal uniform and horses. And Kevin Goddamn Costner. Barf.

Now “World War Z” – epic oral history of near end of mankind – super cool!

Movie – title, zombies, war. And Brad Goddamn Pitt. Double barf. With chunks.

Plot? Kind of.

All of it starts with a typical day in Philadelphia with zombies playing a big game of “Zombie Bite Tag.”

Rules are to run very fast, then bite the person running to the away place and then he/she is “it.” You (the zombie biter) are still “it”, too.

“Zombie Bite Tag” goes on until even people in Israel are “it.”

Gerry Lane (Brad Goddamn Pitt) with his wife Karin (Mireille Enos of “Wow! All Those Killings!”) don’t like “Zombie Bite Tag” and try to make it become to stop.

And make Kimmo try to care about if they are to be totally dead or just as dead as their acting.  I (after sweet, sweet smoke and half a liter of Kossu) played “Zombie Bite Tag” with ice cream bon-bons, but not being a zombie from this dumb film, I swallowed.

Delicious!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, World War Z, Matthew Michael Carnahan, Drew Goddard, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Straczynski, Max Brooks, Brad Pitt, MIreille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badget Dale, Ludi Boeken, matthew Fox, Fana Mokoena, David Morse, Elyes Gabel, Peter Capaldi, Pierfrancesco Favino, Ruth Negga, Mortiz Bleibtreu, Sterling Jerins, Abigail Hargrove, Fabrizio Zacharee Guido, David Andrews, John Gordon Sinclair, Gregory Fitoussi, Jane Elizabeth Perry, Lucy Russell, Mark Holden, Timothy james Baerrington, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Michiel Huisman, Lee Nicholas Harris, Ann Ogbomo, Jonathan Howard, Mike Noble, Ernesto Cantu, Vicky Araico, Graham Hornsby, Nick Bartlett, Kevin Kiely, Ruari Cannon, Ryen Perkins-Gangnes, Khalid Laith, Noa Bodner, Asaf Haim Ben Shimon, Gil Cohen-Allooro, Yaniv Rokah, Shaul Ezer, Linoy Aynesaz, Efrat Avni, Maisam Masri, Renu Setna, Ori Pfeffer, Julia Levy-Boeken, Imran Mraish, Yousef Hayyan Jubeh, Josh Wingate, Troy Glasglow, Richard Thompson, Song Xuan Ke, Christian Wong, Denis Ischenko, Nikola Djuricko, Elen Rhys, Paula Videniece, Doron Davidson, Lee Colley, Michael Jenn, Sarah Amankwah, Lucy Aharish, Tim Aherm, Emmanuel Akintunde, Bethany Apedaile, Lee Asquit-Coe, Feodor Atkine, Mark Badham, Peter Basham, Ulrika Belogriva, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Kristopher James Blair, Katia Bokor, Jerome Boyle, Michael Anthony Brown, Paul Burt, Ian James Cameron, Raun Carswell, Christian Contreras, James Cotter, Gio Dangadzxe, Aren Devlin, Philippe Durand, Katinka Egres, Jason Gregg, Mark Hampton, Daniel Harland, Mustafa Harris, Shane Hart, Alex Humes, Jeremy Hurst, Lewis James, Oleg Kalninsh, Ivan Kamaras, Aggy Kukawka, Michael Lanchbury, John Macmillan, Colin Matthews, Joseph Andrew Mclean, Eric Michels, Alastair Thomson Mills, Alex Moore, Kiera MOrgan, Okezie Morro, Daniel Newman, Cristian Nicolae, Leroy Osei-Bonsu, Freddie Lee Peterkin, Gino Picciano, Faruk Pruti, Geoffrey Robe, Barnabas Reti, Basher Savage, Jurgen Schwarz, Santi Scinelli, Julian Seager, Sarah Sharman, Sharon Sheehan, Marcus Sinclair, Frank Soldato, Kirsty Anne Symonds, Aaron Tavaler, Hugh Terry, Sami Tesfay, Katrina Vasilieva, Paul Warren, Eric West, Trevor White, Gillean Young, Ian Bryce, David Ellison, Dede Gardner, Dana Goldberg, Tim Headington, Graham King, Jeremy Kleiner, Jillian Kugler, Paul Schwake, Bradford Simpson, Marco Beltrami, Ben Seresin, Roger Barton, Matt Chesse, Kate Dowd, Nigel Phelps, Jon Billington, Ben Collins, James Foster, Alan Gilmore, Winston Azzopardi, Terry Bamber, Matthew Camilleri, Jennifer Conroy, Gabriella Csoma, Tamas Gal, Steve Harding, Amy Horkay, "Debra James, Miranda Jones, Jason Pomerantz, Peter Seres, James Smith, Jennifer Teves, Chris Wheeldon, Colin Azzopardi, Matthew Baker, Joe Barlow, Paul Bennett, Clifford Breakfield, Monique Brown, Tom Browne, Glen Carroll, Dave Casper, Nicole Chapman, Fergus Cook, Simon Crane, Ewan Dunbar, Lucy Egerton, Julian Galea, Keith Abela, Pierre Agius, Hussain Ahmed, Amy Altvater, Sarah Michelle Attard, Tom Barnes, Roland Birtha, Agi Blasko, Kate Bone, Bill Bost, Grant Butler, Ferenc Beres, Usha Chaman, Rebecca Collis, Leon Corbin, Andras Csemoczki, Aidan Elliott, Richard Enriquez, Janette Evans, Matt Grimm, Deborah Harpur, Cat Ho, Richard Jones, Vinne Jassal, Petra Jorgensen, Cameron Lawther, Misty Oka, Regan Riskas, Joe Sartorius, Will Samuelson, Andrew Ryland, Lee Robertson, James Reid, Susana Torres, Trish Wylie, Kelly Taylor-Dias, Hakim Somner, Jennifer Scudder TrentThoughts from “World War Z.”

In WWZ world, all zombies are from Usain Bolt. Thems suckers am fast!

Here’s how Zombie Olympics Sprint Finals are the results:

Bronze – tie! “The Walking Dead” zombies and “Night of the Living Dead” zombies! Damn shufflers.

Silver – tie! “28 Days Later” zombies (I know, Rage Virus… shut up, nerds!) and “Resident Evil” zombies (don’t start with me, nerds!). Fast, but enough fast?

Hells no!

Gold – “World War Z” zombies! By a long shot. Men rubbing against boys. No contest.

And in packs. Like high school girls. But less dangerous.

So, what was for learning with this movie-film?

Damon Lindelof is a hacker writer hack. Last 30 minutes remaking happened and he was the “writer.”

30 minutes of “I really need another hit of smoke/Kossu if interesting is to be me to this film.”

Don’t believe the hacking?

See “Lost” Season 6. Hack, hack, hack. And hack again.

Also, (SPOILER ALERT – STOP READING NOW, NERDS!) when Arabs and Israeli’s sing together, zombies must make it stop. Singing is anger to the undead.

They climb and run and bite and climb. (NO MORE SPOLERS – I DON’T THINK SO AND HOPE NOT)

Finally? Never read a book. The movie will only disappoint you like the internet death of Gandalf.

Even if it was always the other guy anyway.  Gandolfini. Finland will miss you.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Summer T.V.! Live action “Simpson’s Movie” called “Under the Dome” is to be the bomb!  The good bomb, as the saying comes from the kids. What would you do Under the Dome?  When the weed ran out? Other than the crying…

Warrior [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian Hartman

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian Hartman“Warrior”

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Things are getting heavy.

Summer is at an almost end.

If not for 3D Sharks, I would be singing the award movie song – like internet Karaoke.

Not just yet!

Ass kicking flies from the screen – and into your head.

And it has a name:

“Warrior”.

From time to time, by the merest chance, you come across a film carried by the combat sport that nevertheless manages to find the right balance between drama and action and more importantly (if you’re REALLY lucky), with more drama than action that it becomes a backdrop for everything else.

And then the action has it’s own drama, which makes the action dramatic-er.  For it is only when the fighting is justified by a compelling scenario that they become emotionally more intense and rewarding.

Right?  Right.

“Warrior” refers to a world of mixed martial arts where the gladiators of the modern clash in a hexagonal cage both feet on the ground, due to gravity.

The creation of an international tournament imagination, “Sparta”, will on the same trajectory Paddy (Nick Nolte), Brendan (Joel Edgerton) and Tom Conlon (Tom Hardy), which are all part of a family torn apart and removed in the past through an excess of favoritism and neglect.

I’m not afraid to say that.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian HartmanTom resurfaced in the company to get the help of his father, recovering alcoholic in passing (not recovering in real life), to the physical and mental training for participation in the tournament.

In parallel, Brendan returns sweat in the halls of fighting in the hope of winning the award of $5 million to restore interest in life to his family in need.

I could restore my own interest in life for much less that $5 million – settling for $1.5.  Maybe just $1.

However, as would more or less expected, although these two mad dogs will face some of the toughest fighters that MMA has created, the real battle appears to be in them.  At each other.

Paddy is fighting for the forgiveness of his son, Tom is fighting to prove to himself that he is strong physically and mentally, and Brendan is struggling to reconcile with his family.

I was fighting the popcorn (note to theater managers – melted butter flavored Crisco is not a substitute for real butter.  My mouth is stuck together still with a bad 70’s bathhouse flavor.).

Each brother has his own reasons respectable to face combat, reasons that will divide the audience when it comes time to choose to support one or other of the brother’s finalists.

For its part, the scenario is almost epic, presented in a very committed.  Almost epic.  Remember this.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian HartmanGradually, through his dialogues, we see the past events of this family torn apart and motivations of characters to keep such hatred in them are revealed gradually. This drama is of course made possible and given credibility by the immense talent of these three headliners.

All three, each in their ways, infusing their characters an unwavering charisma.  Wavering charisma just wouldn’t cut it and makes sit-coms intolerable.

Nick Nolte had not been touched since the long, very long years (literally – his last mug-shot has him stuck to the internet porn now, and luckily it is free), Tom Hardy, appearing more monstrous than ever physically (biceps!), proves once again that the method of the Method Acting has not finished dazzle us, and in between, Joel Edgerton has not to be ashamed of its performance even if he has to work extra hard not to give way completely opposite to its partners, and in doing so, not suck too much.

Only on the horizon, the role of Jennifer Morrison is under-exploited (Captain Kirk’s mom!) and Nick Nolte seems to have been somewhat forgotten in the last third.

The final could also have been treated differently but how to avoid clichés with a subject that is a cliché in itself (two brothers confronting end up in the same tournament).  But a cliché used in the service of a cliché within a cliché?  Genius.

Therefore it is appropriate to say that overall, the director is doing very well.

Although much entertained (still angry at the popcorn – screw you, Crisco!) my thumbs aren’t engaged to the level of my brain stem.

Still, the thumbs are fighting gravity to the sky.

“Warrior” is cool.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  My mind wanders around Patty Smyth.  This would make a better movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

The dancers know Bob Fosse Kung Fu!!!!!!

P.P.S. (What is the rule?)  Fall TV!  Fringe in two weeks!  Where is Peter?  Or… where isn’t he?!?  Guesses are appreciated!