White House Down [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine White

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteWhite House Down

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place.

How is this possible?

I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself.

But it did.

“Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in March. It is June and the remake is already out! 

Surprise!!! 

A movie film that made $93 million is for to be a new movie costing $150 million in making. 

Hollywood is smart. 

“White Houses Downer” jumped from Roland Emmerich’s head and onto the screen with a splatter. 

Bummer to me? Sure – but at least I didn’t have to review “The Heat” – flaming pain death would be better than that. 

Or a kick to the ball sack.

Plot? Sure.

“White Houses Downer” is another “Die Hard” in the White House.

Django (Jamie Foxx) is as President Obama. He is for the quipping and is cool. Mike the Magician (Channing Tatum) is John McClane, with shoes.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteThere is a kid stuffed with cute. Hans Gruber (Who Cares) is running wild after falling from Nakatomi Plaza. Argyle (Nicolas Wright) has with a promotion now tours for the White House (not a downer, nor falling over) and is somehow whiter.

Maggie Gyllenhall looks more for the weird than ever (impossible! Yet true… would still do her if drunk).

Now (drums roll with excitement) – summer action movie roll-call… BEGIN!

CGI explosions: Here, sir!

CGI buildings falling down: Here, sir!

CGI car chases: Here, sir!

CGI aircraft: Here, sir!

Two dimensional characters: Here, sir!

Interesting thought inducing story:

Oh, shit.

Not here.

Ever.

Damn.

Where have you gone, Steven Seagal? You were never “just the cook.” Your “Die Hard” was better than this “Die Hard.” And on a boat.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteAnd Magic Mike – why? Lucky for you there is more clothes than the last movie where you wear a mere banana hammock.

Terrorists could easily have defeated you in your budgie smugglers.

You have the muscles for wearing the nut huggers, but when defeating bad guys, the packed lunch is not to be out front. 

Good job Magic Mike.

So… my thumbs know not what they have to do. I stayed awake. Is that good?

Maybe there is a yes – but the movie had so much loud ka-bang that not even the dead could stay asleep.

My butt did not hurt. But, again, the ka-bang made my seat into magic fingers that caressed my gluteus nicely with love.

I still had yearnings for the sweet, sweet smoke (I’m for the cutting down of it – to many munchies making me Mr. Fat Finn) but not so much that I cried for “White Houses Downer” to end.

See it if you missed “Olympus Has Fallen Over.”

Or have so much time for wasting that your life is a worthless pile. Then see the thing. That is all.

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P.S.  “Under the Dome” is the shit. A cow was cut in to two pieces. There was teenager sexing, plane explosions and death. How to be perfection? Acting lessons. And maybe Malin Akerman’s little sister. She is candy in my eye. Make it so, CBS. Now.

X-Men: First Class [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, Sheldon Turner, Bryan Singer, james McAvoy, Laurence Belcher, Michael Fassbender, Bill Milner, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Beth Goddard, Morgan Lily Oliver Platt, Alex Gonzalez, Jason Flemying, Zoe Kravitz, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Caleb Landry Jones, Edi Gathegi, Corey Johnson, Lucas Till, Demetri Goritsas, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, James Remer, Ludger Pistor, Wilfried Hochholdinger, Greg Kolpakchi, Andrei Zayats, Rade Serbedzija, Ray Wise, Michael Medeiros, Olek Krupa, Yuri Naumkin, Gene Farber, David Agranov, Katrine De Candole, James Faulkner, Eva Magyar, Annabelle Wallis, Juan Herrera, Greg Savage, Jarid Faubel, Gregory Cox, Josh Cohen, David Crow, Kieran Patrick Campbell, Sasha Pieterse, Brendan Fehr, Michael Ironside, Jason Beghe, Venya Marzyuk, Tony Curran, Randall Batinkoff, Peter Stark, Leonard Redlich, Carols Besse Peres, Neil Fingleton, Marios, Georg Nikoloff, Arthur Karbinyan, Sean Brown, Don Creech, Hugh Jackman, Gregory Goodman, Simon Kinberg, Stan Lee, Josh McLaglen, Tarquin Pack, Lauren Shuler Donner, Henry Jackman, John Mathieson, Eddie Hamilton, Lee Smith, Vincent Agostino, David Arnold, Lee Cleary, John Arbuckle, Vanessa Beck, Daniel Booko, Susan Boyajian, Stephen Jones, Leonie Mansfield, Ashley Stowell

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, Sheldon Turner, Bryan Singer, james McAvoy, Laurence Belcher, Michael Fassbender, Bill Milner, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Beth Goddard, Morgan Lily Oliver Platt, Alex Gonzalez, Jason Flemying, Zoe Kravitz, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Caleb Landry Jones, Edi Gathegi, Corey Johnson, Lucas Till, Demetri Goritsas, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, James Remer, Ludger Pistor, Wilfried Hochholdinger, Greg Kolpakchi, Andrei Zayats, Rade Serbedzija, Ray Wise, Michael Medeiros, Olek Krupa, Yuri Naumkin, Gene Farber, David Agranov, Katrine De Candole, James Faulkner, Eva Magyar, Annabelle Wallis, Juan Herrera, Greg Savage, Jarid Faubel, Gregory Cox, Josh Cohen, David Crow, Kieran Patrick Campbell, Sasha Pieterse, Brendan Fehr, Michael Ironside, Jason Beghe, Venya Marzyuk, Tony Curran, Randall Batinkoff, Peter Stark, Leonard Redlich, Carols Besse Peres, Neil Fingleton, Marios, Georg Nikoloff, Arthur Karbinyan, Sean Brown, Don Creech, Hugh Jackman, Gregory Goodman, Simon Kinberg, Stan Lee, Josh McLaglen, Tarquin Pack, Lauren Shuler Donner, Henry Jackman, John Mathieson, Eddie Hamilton, Lee Smith, Vincent Agostino, David Arnold, Lee Cleary, John Arbuckle, Vanessa Beck, Daniel Booko, Susan Boyajian, Stephen Jones, Leonie Mansfield, Ashley StowellX-Men: First Class

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

I can declare X-Men: First Class the best since the mutant melee X2!  Is this saying much?  What?

As direct by Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake and The Stepping Donkey – as well as the stupid Kick Ass), this prequel is chaotic and baggy and too long, but watchable often funny strange, and occasionally a flash of cold steel.

It’s the Swinging 60s’ and telepathic brainbox Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and his shape-shifting pal Raven (a blue colored sexpot Jennifer Lawrence – seen recently but much less hot in “Winter’s Bone”) are coming to terms with their mutant powers.

Contacted by CIA operatives Moira MacTaggert (Rose Byrne), who is tracking maleable mutant mastermind Sebastian Shaw (Kevin Bacon from “Footloose”), Xavier agrees to share his expertise on Mutation.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, Sheldon Turner, Bryan Singer, james McAvoy, Laurence Belcher, Michael Fassbender, Bill Milner, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Beth Goddard, Morgan Lily Oliver Platt, Alex Gonzalez, Jason Flemying, Zoe Kravitz, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Caleb Landry Jones, Edi Gathegi, Corey Johnson, Lucas Till, Demetri Goritsas, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, James Remer, Ludger Pistor, Wilfried Hochholdinger, Greg Kolpakchi, Andrei Zayats, Rade Serbedzija, Ray Wise, Michael Medeiros, Olek Krupa, Yuri Naumkin, Gene Farber, David Agranov, Katrine De Candole, James Faulkner, Eva Magyar, Annabelle Wallis, Juan Herrera, Greg Savage, Jarid Faubel, Gregory Cox, Josh Cohen, David Crow, Kieran Patrick Campbell, Sasha Pieterse, Brendan Fehr, Michael Ironside, Jason Beghe, Venya Marzyuk, Tony Curran, Randall Batinkoff, Peter Stark, Leonard Redlich, Carols Besse Peres, Neil Fingleton, Marios, Georg Nikoloff, Arthur Karbinyan, Sean Brown, Don Creech, Hugh Jackman, Gregory Goodman, Simon Kinberg, Stan Lee, Josh McLaglen, Tarquin Pack, Lauren Shuler Donner, Henry Jackman, John Mathieson, Eddie Hamilton, Lee Smith, Vincent Agostino, David Arnold, Lee Cleary, John Arbuckle, Vanessa Beck, Daniel Booko, Susan Boyajian, Stephen Jones, Leonie Mansfield, Ashley StowellMeanwhile, Holocaust survivor Erik Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender) is using his mutant powers to cut bloody swathes through Europe and South America in the search for Shaw, who transjected him to unspeakable Horrors in a Nazi concentration camp.

As Lehnsherr’s activities put him on Xavier’s radar, the boffin manages to convince the magnetic avenger to join the team of mutants he’s assembling to take Shaw down.

Yes!

Using technology devised by the genius mutant Hank McCoy (Nicolas Hoult), the duo begin to recruit and train a gifted crop of youngsters and as Shaw unleashes a devilish scheme to wipe out mankind, it’s up to these ‘X-Men’ to save the day.

What?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, Sheldon Turner, Bryan Singer, james McAvoy, Laurence Belcher, Michael Fassbender, Bill Milner, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Beth Goddard, Morgan Lily Oliver Platt, Alex Gonzalez, Jason Flemying, Zoe Kravitz, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Caleb Landry Jones, Edi Gathegi, Corey Johnson, Lucas Till, Demetri Goritsas, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, James Remer, Ludger Pistor, Wilfried Hochholdinger, Greg Kolpakchi, Andrei Zayats, Rade Serbedzija, Ray Wise, Michael Medeiros, Olek Krupa, Yuri Naumkin, Gene Farber, David Agranov, Katrine De Candole, James Faulkner, Eva Magyar, Annabelle Wallis, Juan Herrera, Greg Savage, Jarid Faubel, Gregory Cox, Josh Cohen, David Crow, Kieran Patrick Campbell, Sasha Pieterse, Brendan Fehr, Michael Ironside, Jason Beghe, Venya Marzyuk, Tony Curran, Randall Batinkoff, Peter Stark, Leonard Redlich, Carols Besse Peres, Neil Fingleton, Marios, Georg Nikoloff, Arthur Karbinyan, Sean Brown, Don Creech, Hugh Jackman, Gregory Goodman, Simon Kinberg, Stan Lee, Josh McLaglen, Tarquin Pack, Lauren Shuler Donner, Henry Jackman, John Mathieson, Eddie Hamilton, Lee Smith, Vincent Agostino, David Arnold, Lee Cleary, John Arbuckle, Vanessa Beck, Daniel Booko, Susan Boyajian, Stephen Jones, Leonie Mansfield, Ashley StowellThere’s much about First Class that’s X-ceptional (ha ha, I did it!) not least of all the casting of the equally admirable McAvoy and Fassbender as the two men whose warring ideologies give X-Men stories so much more abyss than the average comic book yarn.

As X-Men creator Stan Lee has always maintained, Xavier and Lehnsherr are based on Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, setting the tale at the height of the American civil rights movement is something of a master-stroke.

It also allow the director Vaughn to indulge in some far out 60s’ referencing, from depicting Lehnsherr as a smooth 007-style assassin to setting the action-packed finish against the backdrop of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Scripted on high by Vaughn’s Kick-Ass collaborator Jane Goldman, it’s ironic that’s the most youth-orientated X-Men adventure is as well the most adult.  What?

Along with startlingly effective moments of violence and a slinky sexiness that’s likely to leave comic book nerds needing a lie down, there’s even the dropping of a well-timed F-bomb in a priceless cameo.

X-Men films have always been about the strength of the ensemble cast, and Vaughn has put together a fine group of young actors who work together with an easy charm and restless unease; Hoult and Lawrence’s (wow, that girl!) tentative romance being particularly effective.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn, Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, Sheldon Turner, Bryan Singer, james McAvoy, Laurence Belcher, Michael Fassbender, Bill Milner, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Beth Goddard, Morgan Lily Oliver Platt, Alex Gonzalez, Jason Flemying, Zoe Kravitz, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Caleb Landry Jones, Edi Gathegi, Corey Johnson, Lucas Till, Demetri Goritsas, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, James Remer, Ludger Pistor, Wilfried Hochholdinger, Greg Kolpakchi, Andrei Zayats, Rade Serbedzija, Ray Wise, Michael Medeiros, Olek Krupa, Yuri Naumkin, Gene Farber, David Agranov, Katrine De Candole, James Faulkner, Eva Magyar, Annabelle Wallis, Juan Herrera, Greg Savage, Jarid Faubel, Gregory Cox, Josh Cohen, David Crow, Kieran Patrick Campbell, Sasha Pieterse, Brendan Fehr, Michael Ironside, Jason Beghe, Venya Marzyuk, Tony Curran, Randall Batinkoff, Peter Stark, Leonard Redlich, Carols Besse Peres, Neil Fingleton, Marios, Georg Nikoloff, Arthur Karbinyan, Sean Brown, Don Creech, Hugh Jackman, Gregory Goodman, Simon Kinberg, Stan Lee, Josh McLaglen, Tarquin Pack, Lauren Shuler Donner, Henry Jackman, John Mathieson, Eddie Hamilton, Lee Smith, Vincent Agostino, David Arnold, Lee Cleary, John Arbuckle, Vanessa Beck, Daniel Booko, Susan Boyajian, Stephen Jones, Leonie Mansfield, Ashley StowellBacon is also in fantastic acting shape as the sneering villain.  January Jones, regardless of various scenes with bra and panties pushed up, is fairly forgettable as his sidekick Emma Frost – even with her bustiness on display.

Jason Flemyng’s teleporting terror Azazel is scary enough to ensure the bad guys are satisfyingly formidable.

Capturing the spirit of the previous films without desperately struggling to achieve continuity with the theme, Vaughn portrays these familiar characters with honesty and gives them a strong origin story.

That rings true, nodding to past installments, without being overly reverent.

Unfortunately, it’s some wobbly CGI reminiscent of the disappointing X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and a rushed speed that prevents First Class from being the superhero equivalent of JJ Abrams’s Star Trek reboot fantastic.

With an extra six months in post-production and a less ramshackle edit, this easily must have been the best X-Men movie ever.

It is very close regardless, and its forms of Professor X downing a yard of ale for chatting up the girls down the pub has classic scene for the ages written all over it.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – Behind The Proscenium (Kimmo On Kino)