The Great Gatbsy With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I have a changing of ways. Too many movies have been battered by the tongues and other mouth parts of reviewers around me at screenings for …Read More
The Lords Of Salem [REVIEW]
I have not been up for the writing of things. People die. It’s what we are supposed to do. When we are old and shaking, pooping pants and falling over, forgetting who you are but …Read More
Ginger & Rosa [REVIEW]
Ginger & Rosa With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen What the hell?!? I am sent to see the independently filmed “Ginger & Rosa.” I have depression, for it is no “Olympus is Falling Over!” That …Read More
Jack the Giant Slayer [REVIEW]
Jack the Giant Slayer With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Times have hard. We know this. Hollywood then shows us. We watch The Mr. Oscar Show and strange face “Look At Me, I Am Also …Read More
The Year In Films Of The Year 2012
The Year In Films Of The Year – 2012 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Busy? Damn, yes. Why is life, so with amaze, such, at times, a bitchy bitch? More tragedies making small of …Read More
Lincoln [REVIEW]
Lincoln With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Nothing can bring the fear. Nothing like the season of the fjord. We are not lucky (unlucky) in fjords. We are not Norway. Sweden not, too, as well …Read More
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of …Read More
Cloud Atlas [REVIEW]
Cloud Atlas With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are times when the sweet, sweet smoke must be smoked before the mind can accept strange. You think “I understand anything and have the munchies.” Other …Read More
Paranormal Activity 4 [REVIEW]
Paranormal Activity 4 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen *****SPOILER ALERT***** Where could this possibly go? #1 was near past. #2 was near past and nearer past. #3 was way back past. #4 is the …Read More
Sinister [REVIEW]
Sinister With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Horror in my belly pulls my testes into itself. That is the point. Horror must make one as uncomfortableness than one can feel. It is awesome. It sucks. …Read More
Trouble With The Curve [REVIEW]
Trouble With The Curve With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Movies follow my life now. Not as much as the “Millionaire Slum Dog,” but close. Just the last week of my happening comes “The Master” and …Read More
The Master [REVIEW]
The Master With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was audited. Not by the sucking of blood monsters – the IRS assholes. That is numbers. Easy are the numbers. No. They tried to audit my …Read More
The Words [REVIEW]
The Words With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen For the critic of the film there is always the hope, “please Odin, let this be the one. The great film of the year!” Then the thoughts …Read More
Lawless [REVIEW]
Lawless With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Warning: This review was fueled by Kossu. The shots were flowing into my stomach place, the sweet burn up into my brain stem, and then my brain thoughts …Read More
The Campaign [REVIEW]
The Campaign With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Oh, Hollywood. I see you now – the game where my brain is turning to crazy. I had surrendered already, a white waving of the flag saying …Read More
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Kimmo Mustonenen mastered creative writing and criticism at Aalto University in Helsinki, Finland, and then worked in the burgeoning video sales and rental industry for over 10 years.
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