Warrior [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian Hartman

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian Hartman“Warrior”

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Things are getting heavy.

Summer is at an almost end.

If not for 3D Sharks, I would be singing the award movie song – like internet Karaoke.

Not just yet!

Ass kicking flies from the screen – and into your head.

And it has a name:

“Warrior”.

From time to time, by the merest chance, you come across a film carried by the combat sport that nevertheless manages to find the right balance between drama and action and more importantly (if you’re REALLY lucky), with more drama than action that it becomes a backdrop for everything else.

And then the action has it’s own drama, which makes the action dramatic-er.  For it is only when the fighting is justified by a compelling scenario that they become emotionally more intense and rewarding.

Right?  Right.

“Warrior” refers to a world of mixed martial arts where the gladiators of the modern clash in a hexagonal cage both feet on the ground, due to gravity.

The creation of an international tournament imagination, “Sparta”, will on the same trajectory Paddy (Nick Nolte), Brendan (Joel Edgerton) and Tom Conlon (Tom Hardy), which are all part of a family torn apart and removed in the past through an excess of favoritism and neglect.

I’m not afraid to say that.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian HartmanTom resurfaced in the company to get the help of his father, recovering alcoholic in passing (not recovering in real life), to the physical and mental training for participation in the tournament.

In parallel, Brendan returns sweat in the halls of fighting in the hope of winning the award of $5 million to restore interest in life to his family in need.

I could restore my own interest in life for much less that $5 million – settling for $1.5.  Maybe just $1.

However, as would more or less expected, although these two mad dogs will face some of the toughest fighters that MMA has created, the real battle appears to be in them.  At each other.

Paddy is fighting for the forgiveness of his son, Tom is fighting to prove to himself that he is strong physically and mentally, and Brendan is struggling to reconcile with his family.

I was fighting the popcorn (note to theater managers – melted butter flavored Crisco is not a substitute for real butter.  My mouth is stuck together still with a bad 70’s bathhouse flavor.).

Each brother has his own reasons respectable to face combat, reasons that will divide the audience when it comes time to choose to support one or other of the brother’s finalists.

For its part, the scenario is almost epic, presented in a very committed.  Almost epic.  Remember this.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Warrior, Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman, Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison, Frank Grillo, Kevin Dunn, Maximiliano Hernandez, Bryan Callen, Sam Sheridan, Fernando Chien, Jake McLaughlin, Vanessa Martinez, Denzel Whitaker, Carlos Miranda, Nick Lehane, Laura Kenley Chinn, Capri Thomas, Lexi Cowan, Noah Emmerich, Dan Caldwell, Timothy Katz, Julia Stockstad, Josh Rosenthal, Kurt Angle, Erik Apple, Anthony Johnson, Nathan Marquardt, Roan Carneiro, Daniel Stevens, Panuvat Anthony Nanakompanom, Hans Marrero, Yves Edwars, Amir Perets, Jimmy Cvetic, Jace jeanes, Jake Digman, Richard Fike, Andre Masons, James Houk, Aaron Kleiber, Brian Raymond Rowe, Lambert R. Strayer, Roman Vasylyshyn, Jonathan Matthew Anik, Rashad Evans, Stephan Bonnar, Michelle Dawn Mooney, Tim Bickel, jack Fisher, Jeff Hochendoner, Armon York Williams, Adam Stanley, james Dreussi, Kevin Hanley, Tammy Townsend, Etta Cox, Sandy Notaro, Francesca Ortenzio, Jaime Sinue Aguirre, Tracy Campbell, Tom McCue, Lisa Elizey, John J. Kelly, Jamie Marshall, David Mimran, Greg O'Connor, Jordan Schur, Mark Isham, Masanobu Takayanagi, Sean Albertson, Matt Chesse, John Gilroy, Aaron Marshall, Randi Hiller, Dan Leigh, James Donahue, Abigail Murray, Rachel Kick, Craig Ayers, Rosemary Lara, Curtis Miller, George Parra, Donna Sloan, Deon Boyce, Jamie Marshall, Susan Ransom-Coyle, Joe Arnold, Leo Welsh, Jesse Ross, Ezra Dweck, Lauren Fraser, Caitlin McKenna, Dana McCommon, J.J. Perry, Alex Andres, Darrell Abbott, james Arone, Michael Day, James Dever, Sean Dylan Conley, Dana Dancho, Gary Ebron, Susan Bambara, David Dilley, Emma Cate Minkler, Gracen Minkler, Nancy Minkler, Tallulah Minkler, Heidi Brook Myers, Jared Ortega, Thane Watkins, Brian HartmanGradually, through his dialogues, we see the past events of this family torn apart and motivations of characters to keep such hatred in them are revealed gradually. This drama is of course made possible and given credibility by the immense talent of these three headliners.

All three, each in their ways, infusing their characters an unwavering charisma.  Wavering charisma just wouldn’t cut it and makes sit-coms intolerable.

Nick Nolte had not been touched since the long, very long years (literally – his last mug-shot has him stuck to the internet porn now, and luckily it is free), Tom Hardy, appearing more monstrous than ever physically (biceps!), proves once again that the method of the Method Acting has not finished dazzle us, and in between, Joel Edgerton has not to be ashamed of its performance even if he has to work extra hard not to give way completely opposite to its partners, and in doing so, not suck too much.

Only on the horizon, the role of Jennifer Morrison is under-exploited (Captain Kirk’s mom!) and Nick Nolte seems to have been somewhat forgotten in the last third.

The final could also have been treated differently but how to avoid clichés with a subject that is a cliché in itself (two brothers confronting end up in the same tournament).  But a cliché used in the service of a cliché within a cliché?  Genius.

Therefore it is appropriate to say that overall, the director is doing very well.

Although much entertained (still angry at the popcorn – screw you, Crisco!) my thumbs aren’t engaged to the level of my brain stem.

Still, the thumbs are fighting gravity to the sky.

“Warrior” is cool.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  My mind wanders around Patty Smyth.  This would make a better movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

The dancers know Bob Fosse Kung Fu!!!!!!

P.P.S. (What is the rule?)  Fall TV!  Fringe in two weeks!  Where is Peter?  Or… where isn’t he?!?  Guesses are appreciated!

Zookeeper [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie Worth

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie WorthZookeeper

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

When one in thinking comedy, especially in these comedies, the tastes are as varied as in almost any other genre.

So there are the sophisticated, witty humor, the dark British humor, but also the “hurr durr” and/or “herp derp” or naive childlike humor.

Somehow, yes, any of these styles can be quite irritable (like a bowel) and – according to doses used – to provide lots of fun in the cinema, yet not out of the cinema.

Why leave but Kevin James and Adam Sandler for years on the constant same thing, now worn-kind, one must ask already.

While with “Grown Ups” could see at least a slight upward trend, fueled by the hope was that even Adam Sandler grows up again, unfortunately, we are now witnessing one of his (James, not Sandler) weakest comedies.

Paul Blart is now his Citizen Kane?

In this universe it is the curse.

We get Zookeeper.

We are Job.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie WorthGriffin Keyes is a zookeeper and the animals extremely popular, because it deals with them very closely and with devotion (“it” being “he” – you get it!  Me too!).

But his job is in his love life very much in the way (damn!), because his dream woman wants to marry him not because he “is just a zookeeper” but because he is just a zookeeper.

Fortunately, the animals can understand people, not only us, but also speak with us – if they want, because a code that forbids them actually.

Animals are shifty and have rules.  But to Griffin’s love life to fix it, decide the zoo, to obtain information on the rules of time and explain to the people even as it ensnares the beloved correctly.

What?

Unfortunately, the posturing of a bear is just as beneficial as the territorial markings of a wolf – at least with a human woman.  This is true – I’ve seen it on the internet.

Even in the rough story one suspects that the level of humor is rather childish.  How bad it really is but then, only in the course of the film clear, because at least when Kevin James pisses middle of the restaurant to a potted palm, because it was recommended by an animal, is such a limit is exceeded.

What?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Zookeeper, Frank Coraci, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz, Nick Bakay, Jackie Sandler, Nicholas Turturro, Thomas Gottschalk, Brandon Keener, Robin Bakay, Gary Valentine, Tanner Blaze, Tim Gage, Gino Falsetto, Etienne Deneault, Katrina Begin, Matthew R. Staley, Michael Burton, Todd Zeile, Mookie Barker, Tara Giordano, Daniel Guire, Mark DellaGrotte, Ellen Colton, Barry Bernardi, Juston McKinney, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Maya Rudolph, Bas Rutten, Don Rickles, Jim Breuer, Richie Minervini, Tom Woodruff, Garon Michael, Michael Hammett, Gina Hernandez, Krystal Kenville, Dan Marshall, Joe Sobalo, Barry Bernardi, Jennifer Eatz, Todd Garner, Jack Giarraputo, Aimee Keen, Charles Newirth, Jeff Sussman, Rupert Gregson-Williams, Michael Barrett, Scott Hill, Justine Baddeley, Kim Davis-Wagner, Kirk Petruccelli, Daniel T. Dorrance, Hilton Rosemarin, Mona May, David Eric Chapman, Debbie Schwab, Aida Caefer, Diane Branigan, Shawn Doherty, Mark Forbes, Ilyse Frisch, Anna Gossman, Brett Leigh, Suzanne Lehfeldt, Jeremy Tate, Stephanie WorthVery mediocre (this is a short sentence).  Wants above all, because there are quite a few such scenes in which we, as viewers, leave the theater either fled or sink in the chair – but not both for that is impossible.

Only the trip with the only really creative and well-developed character – the gorilla (better than Ed, the farting and baseball playing chimp – thanks for this Matt LeBlanc!) – knows how to convince.

This flashes on the existing definitive sense of timing and situation comedy, and fortunately remains sustainable even in the head (in my head or yours?  Let me know in the comments!).  Is a pity that one is linked somehow many, though not more, strands of plot processed.

Seriously.

Overall, Zookeeper, unfortunately, a disappointment (shocker! Although I expected Sasha Grey level suckage (naughty!) – go “Entourage”!).

There is much reason to be ashamed of strange and often situations that are very drawn to construct and bring on the hair (man I’m drunk).  It simply lacks the spark of feeling for a humorous line.

Fans of the usual rather childish level Sandler / James movies will certainly enjoy themselves while here, but everyone else be warned: There is one funny – really only the gorilla excursion, which is hinted at in the trailer already.  Everything else is unfortunately not worth the cinema ticket.

One thumb, wagging downward – like photo before in Cialis ad.

Bummer.

“I’m mad…And that’s a fact
I found out…Animals don’t help
Animal think…They’re pretty smart
Shit on the ground…See in the dark.”

“Animals” by The Talking Heads

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Summer television is the suck.