The Five-Year Engagement [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo on Kino, The Five-Year Engagement, Nicholas Stoller, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Lauren Weedman, Mimi Kennedy, David Paymer, Jacki Weaver, Jim Piddock, Eric Scott Cooper, Dakota Johnson, Jane Carr, Clement von Franckenstein, Michael Ensign, madge Levinson, Murray Miller, Eileen Grubba, Mark Rademacher, Kevin Yon, Heather Mathieson, Rhys Ifans, Mindy Kaling, Randall Park, Kevin Hart, Kumail Nanjiani, Waijid, Gerry Bednob, Tim Heidecker, Molly Shannon, Brian Posehn, Suzanne Kluce, Tracee Chimo, Chris Parnell, Gina Ragnone, Kenneth Small, Fracesca DelBanco, Stephanie Faracy, Zoe Niemkiewicz, Tyler Hamway, Michele Messmer, Fred Lindholm, Rocky Rector, Aaron Lustig, Chris Newman, Da'Vone McDonald, Laurie Brown, Nicolas Delbanco, Corey Fischer, Nicholas Totis, Stacey Whelan, Judd Apatow, Rodney Rothman, Nicholas Stoller, Richard Vane, Michael Andrews, Javier Aguirresarobe, William Kerr, Peck Prior, Julie Berghoff, John Josselyn, Leesa Evans, Ellen Arden, Leo Corey Castellano, Lisa Rodgers, Todd Havern, Michael Jordan, Cindy Taylor, Dean Backer, Andrew Adams, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Marc Fishman, Neal Garon, Larry Kemp, Goro Koyama, Joe Schiff, Greg Zimmerman, Brad Baker, Nick Cutway, Sara Andrews, Michael Babcock, Brad Burkhardt, Todd Campbell, Lisa Chau, Caryn Cheever, Geralyn Clark, Megan Goedewaagen, Ray Gordon, Susannah Greason, Thanh Hoang, Michele Horn, Suzie Kluce, Linda Long, Brenda Lopez, David Lanes, Krystal MacKnight, Adam McNinch, Debbie Merritt, David Midgen, Valerie Morasso, Peggy Mulloy, Paul Park, Eliot Parker, Leslie Quan, Anthony Ragnone, DaJuan Rippy, Lana Rivkina, Sarah Scher, Douglas Schwartz, Shawn Shaman, Carolina Solorzano, Sarah Sprague, Raymond Tankard, Belinda Tantalo

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo on Kino, The Five-Year Engagement, Nicholas Stoller, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Lauren Weedman, Mimi Kennedy, David Paymer, Jacki Weaver, Jim Piddock, Eric Scott Cooper, Dakota Johnson, Jane Carr, Clement von Franckenstein, Michael Ensign, madge Levinson, Murray Miller, Eileen Grubba, Mark Rademacher, Kevin Yon, Heather Mathieson, Rhys Ifans, Mindy Kaling, Randall Park, Kevin Hart, Kumail Nanjiani, Waijid, Gerry Bednob, Tim Heidecker, Molly Shannon, Brian Posehn, Suzanne Kluce, Tracee Chimo, Chris Parnell, Gina Ragnone, Kenneth Small, Fracesca DelBanco, Stephanie Faracy, Zoe Niemkiewicz, Tyler Hamway, Michele Messmer, Fred Lindholm, Rocky Rector, Aaron Lustig, Chris Newman, Da'Vone McDonald, Laurie Brown, Nicolas Delbanco, Corey Fischer, Nicholas Totis, Stacey Whelan, Judd Apatow, Rodney Rothman, Nicholas Stoller, Richard Vane, Michael Andrews, Javier Aguirresarobe, William Kerr, Peck Prior, Julie Berghoff, John Josselyn, Leesa Evans, Ellen Arden, Leo Corey Castellano, Lisa Rodgers, Todd Havern, Michael Jordan, Cindy Taylor, Dean Backer, Andrew Adams, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Marc Fishman, Neal Garon, Larry Kemp, Goro Koyama, Joe Schiff, Greg Zimmerman, Brad Baker, Nick Cutway, Sara Andrews, Michael Babcock, Brad Burkhardt, Todd Campbell, Lisa Chau, Caryn Cheever, Geralyn Clark, Megan Goedewaagen, Ray Gordon, Susannah Greason, Thanh Hoang, Michele Horn, Suzie Kluce, Linda Long, Brenda Lopez, David Lanes, Krystal MacKnight, Adam McNinch, Debbie Merritt, David Midgen, Valerie Morasso, Peggy Mulloy, Paul Park, Eliot Parker, Leslie Quan, Anthony Ragnone, DaJuan Rippy, Lana Rivkina, Sarah Scher, Douglas Schwartz, Shawn Shaman, Carolina Solorzano, Sarah Sprague, Raymond Tankard, Belinda TantaloThe Five-Year Engagement

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

First, cliché joke (I will not be the single sayer of this) – “The Five-Year Engagement” is also what seems to be the running time of the film.

It goes on.

And on.

And then on some more.

The butt hurts.

The movie doesn’t care.

The movie laughs at my discomfort.

But I don’t laugh at the movie.

Which is a comedy.  Or an Apatow-medy.

So there are jokes on the dick.

The word “fuck” is used more than in “Glengarry Glen Ross.”

That is a lot of fucks.

But when people get to the fucking, all the women-types leave their tops on.  Not a boob to make me smile.

America is weird.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo on Kino, The Five-Year Engagement, Nicholas Stoller, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Lauren Weedman, Mimi Kennedy, David Paymer, Jacki Weaver, Jim Piddock, Eric Scott Cooper, Dakota Johnson, Jane Carr, Clement von Franckenstein, Michael Ensign, madge Levinson, Murray Miller, Eileen Grubba, Mark Rademacher, Kevin Yon, Heather Mathieson, Rhys Ifans, Mindy Kaling, Randall Park, Kevin Hart, Kumail Nanjiani, Waijid, Gerry Bednob, Tim Heidecker, Molly Shannon, Brian Posehn, Suzanne Kluce, Tracee Chimo, Chris Parnell, Gina Ragnone, Kenneth Small, Fracesca DelBanco, Stephanie Faracy, Zoe Niemkiewicz, Tyler Hamway, Michele Messmer, Fred Lindholm, Rocky Rector, Aaron Lustig, Chris Newman, Da'Vone McDonald, Laurie Brown, Nicolas Delbanco, Corey Fischer, Nicholas Totis, Stacey Whelan, Judd Apatow, Rodney Rothman, Nicholas Stoller, Richard Vane, Michael Andrews, Javier Aguirresarobe, William Kerr, Peck Prior, Julie Berghoff, John Josselyn, Leesa Evans, Ellen Arden, Leo Corey Castellano, Lisa Rodgers, Todd Havern, Michael Jordan, Cindy Taylor, Dean Backer, Andrew Adams, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Marc Fishman, Neal Garon, Larry Kemp, Goro Koyama, Joe Schiff, Greg Zimmerman, Brad Baker, Nick Cutway, Sara Andrews, Michael Babcock, Brad Burkhardt, Todd Campbell, Lisa Chau, Caryn Cheever, Geralyn Clark, Megan Goedewaagen, Ray Gordon, Susannah Greason, Thanh Hoang, Michele Horn, Suzie Kluce, Linda Long, Brenda Lopez, David Lanes, Krystal MacKnight, Adam McNinch, Debbie Merritt, David Midgen, Valerie Morasso, Peggy Mulloy, Paul Park, Eliot Parker, Leslie Quan, Anthony Ragnone, DaJuan Rippy, Lana Rivkina, Sarah Scher, Douglas Schwartz, Shawn Shaman, Carolina Solorzano, Sarah Sprague, Raymond Tankard, Belinda TantaloPlot?  Sure!

The film tells the story of the couple Violet Barnes (Emily Blunt – like the blunt that was for the smoking before the film) and Tom Solomon (Jason Segelhe gets naked and is covered in moles – creepy), whose relationship becomes strained when they realize they have much longer engagement (like 5 years, duh).

For lack of time, the two delay marriage for next year and, moreover, Violet enrolls at the University of Michigan for the studying.

Then is promoted at work by her boss (asshole, with sick karate skillz), and this entails the need to move to another city.

I think.

Or the same one, but for more bad times.

When formalizing the relationship seems to move a background in the lives of two lovers, paradoxically, parents are beginning to put pressure on them to hasten the wedding.

In addition, some older relatives die and not get to see even more young people to the altar.

And die, and die, and die.

These deaths were funny.

More deaths would have been better.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo on Kino, The Five-Year Engagement, Nicholas Stoller, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Lauren Weedman, Mimi Kennedy, David Paymer, Jacki Weaver, Jim Piddock, Eric Scott Cooper, Dakota Johnson, Jane Carr, Clement von Franckenstein, Michael Ensign, madge Levinson, Murray Miller, Eileen Grubba, Mark Rademacher, Kevin Yon, Heather Mathieson, Rhys Ifans, Mindy Kaling, Randall Park, Kevin Hart, Kumail Nanjiani, Waijid, Gerry Bednob, Tim Heidecker, Molly Shannon, Brian Posehn, Suzanne Kluce, Tracee Chimo, Chris Parnell, Gina Ragnone, Kenneth Small, Fracesca DelBanco, Stephanie Faracy, Zoe Niemkiewicz, Tyler Hamway, Michele Messmer, Fred Lindholm, Rocky Rector, Aaron Lustig, Chris Newman, Da'Vone McDonald, Laurie Brown, Nicolas Delbanco, Corey Fischer, Nicholas Totis, Stacey Whelan, Judd Apatow, Rodney Rothman, Nicholas Stoller, Richard Vane, Michael Andrews, Javier Aguirresarobe, William Kerr, Peck Prior, Julie Berghoff, John Josselyn, Leesa Evans, Ellen Arden, Leo Corey Castellano, Lisa Rodgers, Todd Havern, Michael Jordan, Cindy Taylor, Dean Backer, Andrew Adams, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Marc Fishman, Neal Garon, Larry Kemp, Goro Koyama, Joe Schiff, Greg Zimmerman, Brad Baker, Nick Cutway, Sara Andrews, Michael Babcock, Brad Burkhardt, Todd Campbell, Lisa Chau, Caryn Cheever, Geralyn Clark, Megan Goedewaagen, Ray Gordon, Susannah Greason, Thanh Hoang, Michele Horn, Suzie Kluce, Linda Long, Brenda Lopez, David Lanes, Krystal MacKnight, Adam McNinch, Debbie Merritt, David Midgen, Valerie Morasso, Peggy Mulloy, Paul Park, Eliot Parker, Leslie Quan, Anthony Ragnone, DaJuan Rippy, Lana Rivkina, Sarah Scher, Douglas Schwartz, Shawn Shaman, Carolina Solorzano, Sarah Sprague, Raymond Tankard, Belinda TantaloTroubled situation, Violet and Tom must decide quickly what they want from life and to manage better time because, otherwise, things seem to spiral out of control.

No more spoilers.

Funny things happen.  Stifler from “American Reunion” is cloned into another person named Alex (Chris Pratt) for this.

Cinema wants more of the Stiflers.  An entire mouth-word exchange is done as Cookie Monster and Elmo.

Emily Blunt is too much damn cuteness.  Things happen that are too easy.

And a taco truck. If only there was a taco truck outside of the screening place.

Man, munchies can give one the drool face…

So, two thumbs taking a nap on the sideways.

All movie inhabitants were the likable people, but the thing made two hours many more hours of feeling.  In my butt.  Until my butt went to sweet, sweet sleep.  Only to wake up at the credits – angry and painful.

Wait for DVD when it is Netflixing time.  The unrated cut will last four and a half hours – but seem like six..  Sweet Jesus!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “The Voice” is fun!  Blake Shelton is drunk!  Christina lost weight!  Cee Lo is borderline homosexual!  Adam Levine is a douch-nozzle!  No more “American Idol” for me!

Larry Crowne [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Larry Crowne, Tom Hanks, Nia Vardalos, Sarah Mahoney, Roxana Ortega, Randall Park, Brady Rubin, Alex Quijano, Tina Huang, E-Kan Soong, Tarina Pouncy, Sy Richardson, Julie Wagner, Rob Riggle, Erin Underwood, Dale Dye, Barry Sobel, Claudia Stedelin, Bob Stephenson, Rita Wilson, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson, Holmes Osborne, Wilmer Valderrama, Tom Budge, Julia Roberts, Pam Grier, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Rami Malek, Malcolm Barrett, Grace Bummer, Maria Canals-Barrera, A.B. Fofana, Sarah Levy, Julia Cho, Chad W. Smathers, David L. Murphy, George Takei, Bryan Cranston, Carly Reeves, Ian Gomez, Herbert Siguenza, Ricardo Salinas, Richard Montoya, Joshua Biton, Jon Seda, Jack Milo, Chet Hanks, Biff Henderson, Jeb Brody, David Coatsworth, Katterli Frauenfelder, Fabrice Gianfermi, Gary Goetzman, Philippe Rousselet, Steve Shareshian, James Newton Howard, Alan Cody, Jeanne McCarthy, Mark Ballou, Alex Capaldi, Michael Harker, Julie Wagner, Alex Daniels, Lisa Curtis

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Larry Crowne, Tom Hanks, Nia Vardalos, Sarah Mahoney, Roxana Ortega, Randall Park, Brady Rubin, Alex Quijano, Tina Huang, E-Kan Soong, Tarina Pouncy, Sy Richardson, Julie Wagner, Rob Riggle, Erin Underwood, Dale Dye, Barry Sobel, Claudia Stedelin, Bob Stephenson, Rita Wilson, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson, Holmes Osborne, Wilmer Valderrama, Tom Budge, Julia Roberts, Pam Grier, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Rami Malek, Malcolm Barrett, Grace Bummer, Maria Canals-Barrera, A.B. Fofana, Sarah Levy, Julia Cho, Chad W. Smathers, David L. Murphy, George Takei, Bryan Cranston, Carly Reeves, Ian Gomez, Herbert Siguenza, Ricardo Salinas, Richard Montoya, Joshua Biton, Jon Seda, Jack Milo, Chet Hanks, Biff Henderson, Jeb Brody, David Coatsworth, Katterli Frauenfelder, Fabrice Gianfermi, Gary Goetzman, Philippe Rousselet, Steve Shareshian, James Newton Howard, Alan Cody, Jeanne McCarthy, Mark Ballou, Alex Capaldi, Michael Harker, Julie Wagner, Alex Daniels, Lisa CurtisLarry Crowne

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Larry Crowne (everyman’s everyman Tom Hanks) is an extremely diligent and good employee in a supermarket.  He also completes the unpleasant tasks with full dedication and spread good mood around.

When he is ordered by his superiors in the break room, he thinks, therefore, that he’s already determined ninth award as “Employee of the Month” (not like the one that had Dane Cook or Jessica Simpson thank God) will receive.

Instead, he gets the notice.  THAT notice.

The absurd reason: Larry has no college education and can not therefore be promoted.

Only in America, what?

The search for a new job quickly proves to be hopeless.  It also looks at certain areas that show extremely naive Larry can be.

So he follows the advice of his neighbor Lamar (Cedric the Entertainer) and enrolled at East Valley Community College to a class in rhetoric and to demonstrate in economic science (sweet!).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Larry Crowne, Tom Hanks, Nia Vardalos, Sarah Mahoney, Roxana Ortega, Randall Park, Brady Rubin, Alex Quijano, Tina Huang, E-Kan Soong, Tarina Pouncy, Sy Richardson, Julie Wagner, Rob Riggle, Erin Underwood, Dale Dye, Barry Sobel, Claudia Stedelin, Bob Stephenson, Rita Wilson, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson, Holmes Osborne, Wilmer Valderrama, Tom Budge, Julia Roberts, Pam Grier, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Rami Malek, Malcolm Barrett, Grace Bummer, Maria Canals-Barrera, A.B. Fofana, Sarah Levy, Julia Cho, Chad W. Smathers, David L. Murphy, George Takei, Bryan Cranston, Carly Reeves, Ian Gomez, Herbert Siguenza, Ricardo Salinas, Richard Montoya, Joshua Biton, Jon Seda, Jack Milo, Chet Hanks, Biff Henderson, Jeb Brody, David Coatsworth, Katterli Frauenfelder, Fabrice Gianfermi, Gary Goetzman, Philippe Rousselet, Steve Shareshian, James Newton Howard, Alan Cody, Jeanne McCarthy, Mark Ballou, Alex Capaldi, Michael Harker, Julie Wagner, Alex Daniels, Lisa CurtisThe first lesson in financial matters Larry receives before the first day of school at a gas station: while his huge vehicle thirsty swallows the expensive gasoline, next door is a gaggle of scooters with a few gallons only to drink.  So now goes Larry around on a two-wheeled vehicle.

Instruction, concerning his manner of speaking, he then receives from professor teacher Mercedes Tainot (Julia Roberts).  The lecturer is not particularly motivated, because their students give her as little attention as her husband Dean (Bryan Cranston), who proves to be lazy lecher – and a lazy lecher is no lecher at all.

Right?

The issue of unemployment?  “Larry Crowne”, after a while, only mentioned in passing.  Such as when Larry (played as Hank’s wife at the bank employee Rita Wilson) deposited the termination of his mortgage, which will lead to eviction.

Otherwise, the story focuses mainly on the transformation of the main character of a staid boring schmuck into an attractive educated manly one.

It is pretty much the complete opposite of the exciting lecturers from “Dead Poets Society”.  Instead, we recognize a lively classmate (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) who finds in Larry the dormant potential and asks him to put his polo shirt into his pants no longer.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Larry Crowne, Tom Hanks, Nia Vardalos, Sarah Mahoney, Roxana Ortega, Randall Park, Brady Rubin, Alex Quijano, Tina Huang, E-Kan Soong, Tarina Pouncy, Sy Richardson, Julie Wagner, Rob Riggle, Erin Underwood, Dale Dye, Barry Sobel, Claudia Stedelin, Bob Stephenson, Rita Wilson, Cedric the Entertainer, Taraji P. Henson, Holmes Osborne, Wilmer Valderrama, Tom Budge, Julia Roberts, Pam Grier, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Rami Malek, Malcolm Barrett, Grace Bummer, Maria Canals-Barrera, A.B. Fofana, Sarah Levy, Julia Cho, Chad W. Smathers, David L. Murphy, George Takei, Bryan Cranston, Carly Reeves, Ian Gomez, Herbert Siguenza, Ricardo Salinas, Richard Montoya, Joshua Biton, Jon Seda, Jack Milo, Chet Hanks, Biff Henderson, Jeb Brody, David Coatsworth, Katterli Frauenfelder, Fabrice Gianfermi, Gary Goetzman, Philippe Rousselet, Steve Shareshian, James Newton Howard, Alan Cody, Jeanne McCarthy, Mark Ballou, Alex Capaldi, Michael Harker, Julie Wagner, Alex Daniels, Lisa CurtisThe formation of Larry Crowne is also apparently quite superficial.

While Larry discovers a new life, of course, the professor reawakens gradually on her strengths.  Predictable ripples so the action from one scene to the next and most amazed by the innocence of the story (I really was).

But this weakness is somehow also a strength of the film.

It’s almost refreshing, as Hanks and co-writer Nia Vardalos almost completely abandon innuendo and profanity.

As a result, the humor is moving at a level worthy of a sitcom, but carefree conversation ranges from them, too, even if the message of the film ultimately turns out to be as honest as the main character.

Larry is at the end that is visible in a lecture – that life is the best school.  But not high school.  That sucked.

One and a half thumbs wagging in the air.  See it, but not twice.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Have you watched The Voice?  Christina Aguilera has giant boobs!  With this information before – I would have sooner than later watched.  Tune in!