The Watch [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari Wilson

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari Wilson The Watch

With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

The times that movies are not good are the long times.

We sit and wait.

Something must be better.

If not a plot or a funny, will the smoke make the bad the good?

Will an end come that is better than the beginning?

We hope.

We wait.

Mostly in vain.

Such it is with this dog poo stuck in the waffle tread of my cool Wolverines. It smells, it adheres and refuses to go away.

With a stick I dig, little flecks of “The Watch” leave my brain thoughts and flop to my carpet.

Then more for the digging of movie crap off of my sole.

And yet the smell of “The Watch” lives on up my nose-hole.

Can I not rid myself of the stink cloud?  Perhaps shots of Kossu will clean my brain with sweet, sweet “I forget.”

But no.

What is seen cannot be unseen.  What is smelled is forever in my nose front face.

Dammit.

I will put Kossu in my neti-pot and flush my mucus creators forever.

Who needs smell when smell is now always crap?  Not Kimmo, that is sure!

Plot?  I guess.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari WilsonBen Stiller is anal control freak at Costco.  Murder!  Skinned corpse!

Then Vince Vaughn (bloated like a drunken Swede) who is more for the party (shock!), less for the funny (how many years since “Swingers”?  Too many).

Jonah Hill has returned to the fat and is now again funny (well, for this movie anyway) and angry because he is not a cop.

Then there is an English black guy (Richard Ayoade) who deserved to be in better cinema, but must have done something to be punished here.

Free Richard Ayoade!

These wacky misfits are the neighborhood watch!

Zany!

They have an adventure!  Aliens!

Dick jokes!  Alien dick jokes!

So much bad.  So much.

What have I done wrong to deserve this?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari WilsonSo, name irony.  “The Watch.”

Really?  More likely “The Look At Bloody Car Wreck.”

Eyeballs don’t go to the screen for the funny – they can’t possibly look away.  And then there is the hope from the above that I spoke.

And hope is the cruelest thing…

So, two thumbs just kind of doing thumb things.  Not happy thumbs.  Not suicidal thumbs.  Just thumbs that are needing the entertainment to happen.

Thumbs that didn’t get squat from “The Watch.”

I am so excited for next week!  Another re-make!  That is so novel!

Never done in Hollywood!  They are so original!

“Total Recall” will be all time the great one that needed a re-boot.

Sony Pictures can kiss my whirling butt-cherry.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  Become my friend on Facebook.  That is the only way that the truth of our friendship can be true.  Do it!

P.P.S.  Summer T.V. is turning from suck to Summer Olympics.  What is the difference?

Real Steel [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Real Steel, Shawn Levy, John Gatins, Dan Gilroy, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Jeremy Leven, Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Evangeline Lilly, Anthony Mackie, Kevin Durand, Hope Davis, james Rebhorn, Marco Ruggeri, Karl Yune, Olga Fonda, John Gatins, Sophie Levy, Tess Levy, Charlie Levy, Gregory Sims, Torey Adkins, Tom Carlson, John Hawkinson, David Alan Basche, Phil LaMarr, David Herbst, Julian Gant, Ken Alter, Leilani Barrett, Eric Gutman, Nicholas Yu, D.B. Dickerson, Peter Carey, Dan Lemieux, Richard Goteri, Tim Holmes, Ricky Wayne, Taris Tyler, Kevin Dorman, John Manfredi, Rachael Adams, Mike Ancrile, Jamie Berk, Jeff Caponigro, Michael Patrick Carmody, Ron Causey, Jahnel Curfman, Larry C. Fenn, Joey Ghinelli, Shane Hagedorn, Robert Herrick, Jason Hughley, Kimberly Koltyk, Andrew Kruczynski, Chris Mannix, Jordan Kenneth Messing, Gary L. Minix, Steven Hugh Nelson, Chris Newman, Alan D. Purwin, Steven Scott, Daniel Everett Watson, Wendy Aaron, Apollo Bacala, Leah Barkoff, Joshua Ray Bell, Clark Birchmeier, Don Boerst, Wayne E. Brown, Geneva Brunetti, Kathleen Brzuszek, Justin P. Calkins, Steven Campbell, Michael B. Clark, Will Clarke, Jeremy Cook, Sandy Coonan, Eddie Davenport, John Dezsi, P.J. Edwards, Shannon Edwards, Raffi Elias, Rima Fakih, Tom Feldpausch, Johnny Flynn, Sarah Forton, Logan Fry, Ryan Genther, Jake Godzak, Ashley Goulson, Megan Grant, J.J. Green, Kevin Hall, Joey Harlow, Ron Heisler, Suzy Hunt, Pauline Ann Johnson, Josh Jones, Douglas King II, Nathan Kranzo, Joe Kras, Amy LaPlante, Kef Lee, Dervis Lici, Linda Linsley, Nathaniel Loveland, Rich Lozano, Bill Lumbert, Brad Leo Lyon, Mary Magyari, Jon Manthei, Melissa Marra, Rance Martin, Bryan Matti, Samuel Meadows, Antonio Miller, Wendel Millstead, Kirstie Munoz, Anton Narinskiy, Antoinette Nikprelai, Chris O'Brien, Clarence Olinger, Wendy Paquette, Matt Philliben, Ralph A. Recchia, Kara Joy Reed, Jay Reid, DaJuan Rippy, Nicolas Ritz, Jeff Rosenfeld, Maria Lucia Safi, Sebastian Sarkissian, Robert Sayers, Shana Schultz, Daryl M. Simpson, Gary Lee Simpson, Brian Anderson Smith, Joseph Smith, Nikki Smith, Dwight Sora, Paul J. Spear, Alan Stefan, Tiffany Stone, Morris Lee Sullivan, Regina Taufen, John E.L. Tenney, Johnny Truong, Eric Tuchelske, Laurie Valko, Brett VanDunk, Johnathon VanDusen, Kaitlan Welton, Jojuan Westmoreland, Paul W. Wilson, Amanda Wright, Ron Ames, Rick Benattar, Eric Hedayat, Shawn Levy, Josh McLaglen, Mary McLaglen, Susan Montford, Don Murphy, Jack Rapke, Steven Spielberg, Steve Starkey, Robert Zemeckis, Danny Elfman, Mauro Fiore, Dean Zimmerman, Richard Hicks, David Rubin, Tom Meyer, Seth Reed, Jason Baldwin Stewart, Jeff Wisniewski, Lauren Kress, Tina Anderson, Mark Graziano, Jennifer Bash, Jamie Bishop, Miles Teves, James Ashwill, Neal Garon, John Cucci, Helen Luttress, Greg Zimmerman, Alan Scott, Dan Akers, Ben Bray, Marie Fink, Ryan Nelson, Jonah Austin, Roy Sato, Marisa Clayton, Nicolas Hasson, Matthew Carson, Bill Abbott, Tony Amadi, Justin Calkins, Alexandra Ducocq, Alex Fields, Pam Ellington, John Hanlin, Kelly Helstrom, Tiffany Lanier, Gary Martyn, Michael Mili, Steven Molen, Demetrios Skodras, Lindsey Spaulding, Shelly Strong, Regina Taufen, Michalla Petersen, Irving Milgrom

An Apology:  I was away in Finland for a tragic family.  My own.  To say, without too much, a cousin lost a fight with a cod boat.  He was torn.  But unlike The Humpty Egg, there was no putting him back from pieces.

Plus, there was college football andGlee” (Ryan MurphyLindsay in only one episode so far?  Are we now enemies?  I could do worse on you than a cod boat – these are words!).

Now, A Review:

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Real Steel, Shawn Levy, John Gatins, Dan Gilroy, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Jeremy Leven, Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Evangeline Lilly, Anthony Mackie, Kevin Durand, Hope Davis, james Rebhorn, Marco Ruggeri, Karl Yune, Olga Fonda, John Gatins, Sophie Levy, Tess Levy, Charlie Levy, Gregory Sims, Torey Adkins, Tom Carlson, John Hawkinson, David Alan Basche, Phil LaMarr, David Herbst, Julian Gant, Ken Alter, Leilani Barrett, Eric Gutman, Nicholas Yu, D.B. Dickerson, Peter Carey, Dan Lemieux, Richard Goteri, Tim Holmes, Ricky Wayne, Taris Tyler, Kevin Dorman, John Manfredi, Rachael Adams, Mike Ancrile, Jamie Berk, Jeff Caponigro, Michael Patrick Carmody, Ron Causey, Jahnel Curfman, Larry C. Fenn, Joey Ghinelli, Shane Hagedorn, Robert Herrick, Jason Hughley, Kimberly Koltyk, Andrew Kruczynski, Chris Mannix, Jordan Kenneth Messing, Gary L. Minix, Steven Hugh Nelson, Chris Newman, Alan D. Purwin, Steven Scott, Daniel Everett Watson, Wendy Aaron, Apollo Bacala, Leah Barkoff, Joshua Ray Bell, Clark Birchmeier, Don Boerst, Wayne E. Brown, Geneva Brunetti, Kathleen Brzuszek, Justin P. Calkins, Steven Campbell, Michael B. Clark, Will Clarke, Jeremy Cook, Sandy Coonan, Eddie Davenport, John Dezsi, P.J. Edwards, Shannon Edwards, Raffi Elias, Rima Fakih, Tom Feldpausch, Johnny Flynn, Sarah Forton, Logan Fry, Ryan Genther, Jake Godzak, Ashley Goulson, Megan Grant, J.J. Green, Kevin Hall, Joey Harlow, Ron Heisler, Suzy Hunt, Pauline Ann Johnson, Josh Jones, Douglas King II, Nathan Kranzo, Joe Kras, Amy LaPlante, Kef Lee, Dervis Lici, Linda Linsley, Nathaniel Loveland, Rich Lozano, Bill Lumbert, Brad Leo Lyon, Mary Magyari, Jon Manthei, Melissa Marra, Rance Martin, Bryan Matti, Samuel Meadows, Antonio Miller, Wendel Millstead, Kirstie Munoz, Anton Narinskiy, Antoinette Nikprelai, Chris O'Brien, Clarence Olinger, Wendy Paquette, Matt Philliben, Ralph A. Recchia, Kara Joy Reed, Jay Reid, DaJuan Rippy, Nicolas Ritz, Jeff Rosenfeld, Maria Lucia Safi, Sebastian Sarkissian, Robert Sayers, Shana Schultz, Daryl M. Simpson, Gary Lee Simpson, Brian Anderson Smith, Joseph Smith, Nikki Smith, Dwight Sora, Paul J. Spear, Alan Stefan, Tiffany Stone, Morris Lee Sullivan, Regina Taufen, John E.L. Tenney, Johnny Truong, Eric Tuchelske, Laurie Valko, Brett VanDunk, Johnathon VanDusen, Kaitlan Welton, Jojuan Westmoreland, Paul W. Wilson, Amanda Wright, Ron Ames, Rick Benattar, Eric Hedayat, Shawn Levy, Josh McLaglen, Mary McLaglen, Susan Montford, Don Murphy, Jack Rapke, Steven Spielberg, Steve Starkey, Robert Zemeckis, Danny Elfman, Mauro Fiore, Dean Zimmerman, Richard Hicks, David Rubin, Tom Meyer, Seth Reed, Jason Baldwin Stewart, Jeff Wisniewski, Lauren Kress, Tina Anderson, Mark Graziano, Jennifer Bash, Jamie Bishop, Miles Teves, James Ashwill, Neal Garon, John Cucci, Helen Luttress, Greg Zimmerman, Alan Scott, Dan Akers, Ben Bray, Marie Fink, Ryan Nelson, Jonah Austin, Roy Sato, Marisa Clayton, Nicolas Hasson, Matthew Carson, Bill Abbott, Tony Amadi, Justin Calkins, Alexandra Ducocq, Alex Fields, Pam Ellington, John Hanlin, Kelly Helstrom, Tiffany Lanier, Gary Martyn, Michael Mili, Steven Molen, Demetrios Skodras, Lindsey Spaulding, Shelly Strong, Regina Taufen, Michalla Petersen, Irving MilgromReal Steel

With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

There was a time when the children all wanted to replace their little robot with a teddy bear to cuddle.

Or My Little Pony.

Or Dancing Torval, the Helsinki Wonder Elf (I miss you, Torval).

Today, society is violent, it offers young people an alternative rather disturbing.

The 11 year old wants his robot, but he be at war with other machines on boxing rings, the risk of losing its bolts and pay a lot of oil (out of his machine hole – nasty!).

Times change and Hollywood follows the trend increases or whatever.

In any case, the script “Real Steel” is confusing in this regard, the robot found in one case, which saves the life of the child is not receiving the emotional one, but no longer represents that an object dedicated to letting off steam in future games where at least the man has been replaced by powerful machines, he leads with voice or video game controllers (this is my newest entry in “The World’s Longest Sentence Competition.”  Be sure to vote!).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Real Steel, Shawn Levy, John Gatins, Dan Gilroy, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Behind The Proscenium, Jeremy Leven, Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Evangeline Lilly, Anthony Mackie, Kevin Durand, Hope Davis, james Rebhorn, Marco Ruggeri, Karl Yune, Olga Fonda, John Gatins, Sophie Levy, Tess Levy, Charlie Levy, Gregory Sims, Torey Adkins, Tom Carlson, John Hawkinson, David Alan Basche, Phil LaMarr, David Herbst, Julian Gant, Ken Alter, Leilani Barrett, Eric Gutman, Nicholas Yu, D.B. Dickerson, Peter Carey, Dan Lemieux, Richard Goteri, Tim Holmes, Ricky Wayne, Taris Tyler, Kevin Dorman, John Manfredi, Rachael Adams, Mike Ancrile, Jamie Berk, Jeff Caponigro, Michael Patrick Carmody, Ron Causey, Jahnel Curfman, Larry C. Fenn, Joey Ghinelli, Shane Hagedorn, Robert Herrick, Jason Hughley, Kimberly Koltyk, Andrew Kruczynski, Chris Mannix, Jordan Kenneth Messing, Gary L. Minix, Steven Hugh Nelson, Chris Newman, Alan D. Purwin, Steven Scott, Daniel Everett Watson, Wendy Aaron, Apollo Bacala, Leah Barkoff, Joshua Ray Bell, Clark Birchmeier, Don Boerst, Wayne E. Brown, Geneva Brunetti, Kathleen Brzuszek, Justin P. Calkins, Steven Campbell, Michael B. Clark, Will Clarke, Jeremy Cook, Sandy Coonan, Eddie Davenport, John Dezsi, P.J. Edwards, Shannon Edwards, Raffi Elias, Rima Fakih, Tom Feldpausch, Johnny Flynn, Sarah Forton, Logan Fry, Ryan Genther, Jake Godzak, Ashley Goulson, Megan Grant, J.J. Green, Kevin Hall, Joey Harlow, Ron Heisler, Suzy Hunt, Pauline Ann Johnson, Josh Jones, Douglas King II, Nathan Kranzo, Joe Kras, Amy LaPlante, Kef Lee, Dervis Lici, Linda Linsley, Nathaniel Loveland, Rich Lozano, Bill Lumbert, Brad Leo Lyon, Mary Magyari, Jon Manthei, Melissa Marra, Rance Martin, Bryan Matti, Samuel Meadows, Antonio Miller, Wendel Millstead, Kirstie Munoz, Anton Narinskiy, Antoinette Nikprelai, Chris O'Brien, Clarence Olinger, Wendy Paquette, Matt Philliben, Ralph A. Recchia, Kara Joy Reed, Jay Reid, DaJuan Rippy, Nicolas Ritz, Jeff Rosenfeld, Maria Lucia Safi, Sebastian Sarkissian, Robert Sayers, Shana Schultz, Daryl M. Simpson, Gary Lee Simpson, Brian Anderson Smith, Joseph Smith, Nikki Smith, Dwight Sora, Paul J. Spear, Alan Stefan, Tiffany Stone, Morris Lee Sullivan, Regina Taufen, John E.L. Tenney, Johnny Truong, Eric Tuchelske, Laurie Valko, Brett VanDunk, Johnathon VanDusen, Kaitlan Welton, Jojuan Westmoreland, Paul W. Wilson, Amanda Wright, Ron Ames, Rick Benattar, Eric Hedayat, Shawn Levy, Josh McLaglen, Mary McLaglen, Susan Montford, Don Murphy, Jack Rapke, Steven Spielberg, Steve Starkey, Robert Zemeckis, Danny Elfman, Mauro Fiore, Dean Zimmerman, Richard Hicks, David Rubin, Tom Meyer, Seth Reed, Jason Baldwin Stewart, Jeff Wisniewski, Lauren Kress, Tina Anderson, Mark Graziano, Jennifer Bash, Jamie Bishop, Miles Teves, James Ashwill, Neal Garon, John Cucci, Helen Luttress, Greg Zimmerman, Alan Scott, Dan Akers, Ben Bray, Marie Fink, Ryan Nelson, Jonah Austin, Roy Sato, Marisa Clayton, Nicolas Hasson, Matthew Carson, Bill Abbott, Tony Amadi, Justin Calkins, Alexandra Ducocq, Alex Fields, Pam Ellington, John Hanlin, Kelly Helstrom, Tiffany Lanier, Gary Martyn, Michael Mili, Steven Molen, Demetrios Skodras, Lindsey Spaulding, Shelly Strong, Regina Taufen, Michalla Petersen, Irving MilgromYou can not stop progress.

You can’t even stop Michael Bay, although for this he is not to blame.

At this level, these robots mark such progress that one wonders how the company proposed in futuristic “Real Steel” look like much of our time.

Apart from mobile phones and computers that are with transparency, the proposed future on the screen looks suspiciously like our present, or at least that of some American redneck present (“The Help” had no robots, but many rednecks), that of the hinterland that allows director Shawn Levy, director accustomed to pure comedy, giving us some very nice shots of landscapes.

His staging is really neat and keen, away from its usual entertainment achievements of great magnitude (“Liar, Liar”, “The Pink Panther”, “Night at the Museum”).

Magnitude!

Show very light for adults who will see an appropriate starting point for a racy tale of anticipation and visceral gutiness (maybe sex?  Even more disappointing than “Glee”), “Real Steel” is exclusively for young people, especially during the film fun to patch up a crappy, unworthy father, obsessed with combat (he is himself a former boxer), and the son he never knew, since he abandoned at birth, the son.

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He is close to his son through the shared passion for real life Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

What would he have been so indifferent to fighting had the kid?

Faced with this single-minded and immature father, completely loser, the child finds the right horse (well the good robot) to win fights, takes the control during competition and after a few opponents, already finds himself facing the champion of the world, the invincible Zeus (so fake!  Zeus was a god, not a robot… Duh.)

Major madness for me – why in the name of hell was Evangeline Lilly wasted so?

And why am I still so mad at the “Lost” ending that left my life sucked like Twinkie filling?  I tend for forgetting my viewing of the film – “Lost” really pissed me off.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, “Real Steel” – one thumb thinking “Hugh, be Wolverine already”, the other thumb thinking “Why did the Dharma Initiative exist – where did Ben Linus get all the money – and… an exploding submarine?!?

I mean, COME ON!!!!!”  Damn you, “Lost”.

Go see it.  Or don’t.  Whatever.

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P.S.  Ryan Murphy – I am not kidding.  Lindsay Pearce major storyline on “Glee” or I get liquored up and say mean things.  At your face!