Cloud Atlas [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Cloud Atlas, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Larry Wachowski, David Mitchell, Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona Bae, Ben Whishaw, Keith David, james D'Arcy, Xun Zhou, Susan Sarandon, Hugh Grant, Robert Fyle, Martin Wuttke, Robin Morrissey, Brody Nicolas Lee, Ian Van Tmperley, Amanda Walker, Ralph Riach, Andrew Havill, Tanja de Wendt, Raevan Lee Hanan, Gotz Otto, Niall Greig Fulton, Louis Dempsey, Martin Docherty, Alistair Petrie, Zhu Zhu, Sylvestra Le Touzel, Jojo Schoning, Laur Vietzen, Thomas Kugel, Marie Ronnebeck, Rub Kastner, Emma Werz, Mya-Lecia Naylor, Korbyn Hawk Hanan, Katy Karrenbaurer, Dulcie Smart, Anna Holmes, Shaun Lawton, Moritz Berg, Gigi Lee, Genevien Lee, Cody Lee, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Kristoffer Fuss, Marco Albrecht, Gary McCormack, David Mitchell, Jim Donahue, Valerie Lillibeth, Daniele Rizzo, Lyly Schoettle, Liz Strange, Barry Van Lee, Alexander Yassin, Cha-Lee Yoon, Stefan Arndt, Alex Boden, David Brown, Jose Luis Escolar, Grant Hill, Philip Lee, Marcus Loges, Roberto Malerba, Alexander Rodnyansky, Uwe Schott, Alexander Van Duelmen, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Frank Griebe, John Toll, Alexander Berner, Lora Kennedy, Lucinda Syson, Hugh Bateup, Lili Hanisch, Christopher Berg, Miki Emmrich, Sebastian Neitsch, Jason Pomerantz, Tobias Asam, Alexander Ruck, Brett Rothfeld, Daniel Weis, Jan Bohme, Jason Oettle, Piet Paes, Vanessa Wieduwilt, Cha-Lee Yoon, Louis Elman, Toska Hartmann, Tim Weyers, Absolute Ensemble, Justin Bell, Matthew Fieldes, Peter Drysa, Damian Anderson, Pablo Azorin, Reyhan Bekar, Sarah Booth, Bettina Brenner, Julie Brown, Giorgio Catalano, Osama Chami, Matt Cooper, R.H. Davies, Gabriella Di Santo, Jon Donahue, Alessandro Fiorito, Christian Fischer, Moira Houlihan, Judith Jennings, Sharon Howat, Sven Jenuwein, Holly Johnson, Ellie Kemps, Christopher Krahnert, Alan Manson, Dan Masciarelli, Karsten Piel, Ernie Urnikis, Luis Vidal, Steve Viola, Felix Witte, Wolfgang Becker, Natalie Portman

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Cloud Atlas, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Larry Wachowski, David Mitchell, Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona Bae, Ben Whishaw, Keith David, james D'Arcy, Xun Zhou, Susan Sarandon, Hugh Grant, Robert Fyle, Martin Wuttke, Robin Morrissey, Brody Nicolas Lee, Ian Van Tmperley, Amanda Walker, Ralph Riach, Andrew Havill, Tanja de Wendt, Raevan Lee Hanan, Gotz Otto, Niall Greig Fulton, Louis Dempsey, Martin Docherty, Alistair Petrie, Zhu Zhu, Sylvestra Le Touzel, Jojo Schoning, Laur Vietzen, Thomas Kugel, Marie Ronnebeck, Rub Kastner, Emma Werz, Mya-Lecia Naylor, Korbyn Hawk Hanan, Katy Karrenbaurer, Dulcie Smart, Anna Holmes, Shaun Lawton, Moritz Berg, Gigi Lee, Genevien Lee, Cody Lee, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Kristoffer Fuss, Marco Albrecht, Gary McCormack, David Mitchell, Jim Donahue, Valerie Lillibeth, Daniele Rizzo, Lyly Schoettle, Liz Strange, Barry Van Lee, Alexander Yassin, Cha-Lee Yoon, Stefan Arndt, Alex Boden, David Brown, Jose Luis Escolar, Grant Hill, Philip Lee, Marcus Loges, Roberto Malerba, Alexander Rodnyansky, Uwe Schott, Alexander Van Duelmen, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Frank Griebe, John Toll, Alexander Berner, Lora Kennedy, Lucinda Syson, Hugh Bateup, Lili Hanisch, Christopher Berg, Miki Emmrich, Sebastian Neitsch, Jason Pomerantz, Tobias Asam, Alexander Ruck, Brett Rothfeld, Daniel Weis, Jan Bohme, Jason Oettle, Piet Paes, Vanessa Wieduwilt, Cha-Lee Yoon, Louis Elman, Toska Hartmann, Tim Weyers, Absolute Ensemble, Justin Bell, Matthew Fieldes, Peter Drysa, Damian Anderson, Pablo Azorin, Reyhan Bekar, Sarah Booth, Bettina Brenner, Julie Brown, Giorgio Catalano, Osama Chami, Matt Cooper, R.H. Davies, Gabriella Di Santo, Jon Donahue, Alessandro Fiorito, Christian Fischer, Moira Houlihan, Judith Jennings, Sharon Howat, Sven Jenuwein, Holly Johnson, Ellie Kemps, Christopher Krahnert, Alan Manson, Dan Masciarelli, Karsten Piel, Ernie Urnikis, Luis Vidal, Steve Viola, Felix Witte, Wolfgang Becker, Natalie PortmanCloud Atlas

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

There are times when the sweet, sweet smoke must be smoked before the mind can accept strange.

You think “I understand anything and have the munchies.”

Other times Kossu is demanded for drink – sense must be made but you are more “I pretend to get it” and then “more Kossu, please” until the drunkening is achieved.

Now there is the “Cloud Atlas.”

Crazy novel.

Crazier film.

I must be for the admitting that my brain was blown.

Not by gunshot (not yet, thank Odin).

Not by crack whore (thanks again).

But by cinema.

Not since “Zardoz” has there been so much “huh?” in my thinking parts.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Cloud Atlas, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Larry Wachowski, David Mitchell, Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona Bae, Ben Whishaw, Keith David, james D'Arcy, Xun Zhou, Susan Sarandon, Hugh Grant, Robert Fyle, Martin Wuttke, Robin Morrissey, Brody Nicolas Lee, Ian Van Tmperley, Amanda Walker, Ralph Riach, Andrew Havill, Tanja de Wendt, Raevan Lee Hanan, Gotz Otto, Niall Greig Fulton, Louis Dempsey, Martin Docherty, Alistair Petrie, Zhu Zhu, Sylvestra Le Touzel, Jojo Schoning, Laur Vietzen, Thomas Kugel, Marie Ronnebeck, Rub Kastner, Emma Werz, Mya-Lecia Naylor, Korbyn Hawk Hanan, Katy Karrenbaurer, Dulcie Smart, Anna Holmes, Shaun Lawton, Moritz Berg, Gigi Lee, Genevien Lee, Cody Lee, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Kristoffer Fuss, Marco Albrecht, Gary McCormack, David Mitchell, Jim Donahue, Valerie Lillibeth, Daniele Rizzo, Lyly Schoettle, Liz Strange, Barry Van Lee, Alexander Yassin, Cha-Lee Yoon, Stefan Arndt, Alex Boden, David Brown, Jose Luis Escolar, Grant Hill, Philip Lee, Marcus Loges, Roberto Malerba, Alexander Rodnyansky, Uwe Schott, Alexander Van Duelmen, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Frank Griebe, John Toll, Alexander Berner, Lora Kennedy, Lucinda Syson, Hugh Bateup, Lili Hanisch, Christopher Berg, Miki Emmrich, Sebastian Neitsch, Jason Pomerantz, Tobias Asam, Alexander Ruck, Brett Rothfeld, Daniel Weis, Jan Bohme, Jason Oettle, Piet Paes, Vanessa Wieduwilt, Cha-Lee Yoon, Louis Elman, Toska Hartmann, Tim Weyers, Absolute Ensemble, Justin Bell, Matthew Fieldes, Peter Drysa, Damian Anderson, Pablo Azorin, Reyhan Bekar, Sarah Booth, Bettina Brenner, Julie Brown, Giorgio Catalano, Osama Chami, Matt Cooper, R.H. Davies, Gabriella Di Santo, Jon Donahue, Alessandro Fiorito, Christian Fischer, Moira Houlihan, Judith Jennings, Sharon Howat, Sven Jenuwein, Holly Johnson, Ellie Kemps, Christopher Krahnert, Alan Manson, Dan Masciarelli, Karsten Piel, Ernie Urnikis, Luis Vidal, Steve Viola, Felix Witte, Wolfgang Becker, Natalie PortmanLet me explanation for you.

Tom Hanks plays many character people, some with latex (on his face, perverts!).

Halle Barry has also the many latex people to be – but not like Tom, she has bigger boobs.

Tom IS getting moobs, however, because he is getting the olds.

It is all of mankind’s future. Moobs. For men.

That is not discussed in the film.

Plot?  You let me in the know – I was idea-less. I’ll try.

There are many stories, in many orders, none for the explaining (my mind is whacked).

First, the way back in the South Pacific and Hanks is a sailor man.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Cloud Atlas, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Larry Wachowski, David Mitchell, Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona Bae, Ben Whishaw, Keith David, james D'Arcy, Xun Zhou, Susan Sarandon, Hugh Grant, Robert Fyle, Martin Wuttke, Robin Morrissey, Brody Nicolas Lee, Ian Van Tmperley, Amanda Walker, Ralph Riach, Andrew Havill, Tanja de Wendt, Raevan Lee Hanan, Gotz Otto, Niall Greig Fulton, Louis Dempsey, Martin Docherty, Alistair Petrie, Zhu Zhu, Sylvestra Le Touzel, Jojo Schoning, Laur Vietzen, Thomas Kugel, Marie Ronnebeck, Rub Kastner, Emma Werz, Mya-Lecia Naylor, Korbyn Hawk Hanan, Katy Karrenbaurer, Dulcie Smart, Anna Holmes, Shaun Lawton, Moritz Berg, Gigi Lee, Genevien Lee, Cody Lee, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Kristoffer Fuss, Marco Albrecht, Gary McCormack, David Mitchell, Jim Donahue, Valerie Lillibeth, Daniele Rizzo, Lyly Schoettle, Liz Strange, Barry Van Lee, Alexander Yassin, Cha-Lee Yoon, Stefan Arndt, Alex Boden, David Brown, Jose Luis Escolar, Grant Hill, Philip Lee, Marcus Loges, Roberto Malerba, Alexander Rodnyansky, Uwe Schott, Alexander Van Duelmen, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Frank Griebe, John Toll, Alexander Berner, Lora Kennedy, Lucinda Syson, Hugh Bateup, Lili Hanisch, Christopher Berg, Miki Emmrich, Sebastian Neitsch, Jason Pomerantz, Tobias Asam, Alexander Ruck, Brett Rothfeld, Daniel Weis, Jan Bohme, Jason Oettle, Piet Paes, Vanessa Wieduwilt, Cha-Lee Yoon, Louis Elman, Toska Hartmann, Tim Weyers, Absolute Ensemble, Justin Bell, Matthew Fieldes, Peter Drysa, Damian Anderson, Pablo Azorin, Reyhan Bekar, Sarah Booth, Bettina Brenner, Julie Brown, Giorgio Catalano, Osama Chami, Matt Cooper, R.H. Davies, Gabriella Di Santo, Jon Donahue, Alessandro Fiorito, Christian Fischer, Moira Houlihan, Judith Jennings, Sharon Howat, Sven Jenuwein, Holly Johnson, Ellie Kemps, Christopher Krahnert, Alan Manson, Dan Masciarelli, Karsten Piel, Ernie Urnikis, Luis Vidal, Steve Viola, Felix Witte, Wolfgang Becker, Natalie PortmanThen forward to the near past – we’re in England and guys argue about PBS music.

Then the really near past in San Francisco with Berry and her love puppies bouncing and in the investigation mode.

Then today with an old drooler stuck in the pre-morgue unhappily (stay off his lawn!).

Then the way future where ‘droids are less cool than “Star Wars” and are Korean-ese but played by white people (I think – CGI would make it possible).

Then, the way way future, where Hanks and Berry are post-apocalyptic – yet her headlamps still are ample.

Which is good.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Cloud Atlas, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Larry Wachowski, David Mitchell, Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona Bae, Ben Whishaw, Keith David, james D'Arcy, Xun Zhou, Susan Sarandon, Hugh Grant, Robert Fyle, Martin Wuttke, Robin Morrissey, Brody Nicolas Lee, Ian Van Tmperley, Amanda Walker, Ralph Riach, Andrew Havill, Tanja de Wendt, Raevan Lee Hanan, Gotz Otto, Niall Greig Fulton, Louis Dempsey, Martin Docherty, Alistair Petrie, Zhu Zhu, Sylvestra Le Touzel, Jojo Schoning, Laur Vietzen, Thomas Kugel, Marie Ronnebeck, Rub Kastner, Emma Werz, Mya-Lecia Naylor, Korbyn Hawk Hanan, Katy Karrenbaurer, Dulcie Smart, Anna Holmes, Shaun Lawton, Moritz Berg, Gigi Lee, Genevien Lee, Cody Lee, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Kristoffer Fuss, Marco Albrecht, Gary McCormack, David Mitchell, Jim Donahue, Valerie Lillibeth, Daniele Rizzo, Lyly Schoettle, Liz Strange, Barry Van Lee, Alexander Yassin, Cha-Lee Yoon, Stefan Arndt, Alex Boden, David Brown, Jose Luis Escolar, Grant Hill, Philip Lee, Marcus Loges, Roberto Malerba, Alexander Rodnyansky, Uwe Schott, Alexander Van Duelmen, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Frank Griebe, John Toll, Alexander Berner, Lora Kennedy, Lucinda Syson, Hugh Bateup, Lili Hanisch, Christopher Berg, Miki Emmrich, Sebastian Neitsch, Jason Pomerantz, Tobias Asam, Alexander Ruck, Brett Rothfeld, Daniel Weis, Jan Bohme, Jason Oettle, Piet Paes, Vanessa Wieduwilt, Cha-Lee Yoon, Louis Elman, Toska Hartmann, Tim Weyers, Absolute Ensemble, Justin Bell, Matthew Fieldes, Peter Drysa, Damian Anderson, Pablo Azorin, Reyhan Bekar, Sarah Booth, Bettina Brenner, Julie Brown, Giorgio Catalano, Osama Chami, Matt Cooper, R.H. Davies, Gabriella Di Santo, Jon Donahue, Alessandro Fiorito, Christian Fischer, Moira Houlihan, Judith Jennings, Sharon Howat, Sven Jenuwein, Holly Johnson, Ellie Kemps, Christopher Krahnert, Alan Manson, Dan Masciarelli, Karsten Piel, Ernie Urnikis, Luis Vidal, Steve Viola, Felix Witte, Wolfgang Becker, Natalie PortmanThen back and forth and back and forth in time and space and then I doubt my own brain thoughts.

This is directed by Tom Tykwer (“You Better Run, Lola”) and the Brothers Wachowski (“Matrix” cool – other stuff is the suck) and one brother is a girl.

No wonder my thoughts cannot hug what my eyeballs tell them is real. For it is unreal.

So, plot? So you tell me.

But great? Pretty damn so.

My mind flies like a 9 year old boy seeing his first of the female nakedness – I am not understanding yet am standing in awe (but without the pants bone).

Both are terrific and at the time of seeing not understandable.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Cloud Atlas, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Larry Wachowski, David Mitchell, Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona Bae, Ben Whishaw, Keith David, james D'Arcy, Xun Zhou, Susan Sarandon, Hugh Grant, Robert Fyle, Martin Wuttke, Robin Morrissey, Brody Nicolas Lee, Ian Van Tmperley, Amanda Walker, Ralph Riach, Andrew Havill, Tanja de Wendt, Raevan Lee Hanan, Gotz Otto, Niall Greig Fulton, Louis Dempsey, Martin Docherty, Alistair Petrie, Zhu Zhu, Sylvestra Le Touzel, Jojo Schoning, Laur Vietzen, Thomas Kugel, Marie Ronnebeck, Rub Kastner, Emma Werz, Mya-Lecia Naylor, Korbyn Hawk Hanan, Katy Karrenbaurer, Dulcie Smart, Anna Holmes, Shaun Lawton, Moritz Berg, Gigi Lee, Genevien Lee, Cody Lee, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Kristoffer Fuss, Marco Albrecht, Gary McCormack, David Mitchell, Jim Donahue, Valerie Lillibeth, Daniele Rizzo, Lyly Schoettle, Liz Strange, Barry Van Lee, Alexander Yassin, Cha-Lee Yoon, Stefan Arndt, Alex Boden, David Brown, Jose Luis Escolar, Grant Hill, Philip Lee, Marcus Loges, Roberto Malerba, Alexander Rodnyansky, Uwe Schott, Alexander Van Duelmen, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Frank Griebe, John Toll, Alexander Berner, Lora Kennedy, Lucinda Syson, Hugh Bateup, Lili Hanisch, Christopher Berg, Miki Emmrich, Sebastian Neitsch, Jason Pomerantz, Tobias Asam, Alexander Ruck, Brett Rothfeld, Daniel Weis, Jan Bohme, Jason Oettle, Piet Paes, Vanessa Wieduwilt, Cha-Lee Yoon, Louis Elman, Toska Hartmann, Tim Weyers, Absolute Ensemble, Justin Bell, Matthew Fieldes, Peter Drysa, Damian Anderson, Pablo Azorin, Reyhan Bekar, Sarah Booth, Bettina Brenner, Julie Brown, Giorgio Catalano, Osama Chami, Matt Cooper, R.H. Davies, Gabriella Di Santo, Jon Donahue, Alessandro Fiorito, Christian Fischer, Moira Houlihan, Judith Jennings, Sharon Howat, Sven Jenuwein, Holly Johnson, Ellie Kemps, Christopher Krahnert, Alan Manson, Dan Masciarelli, Karsten Piel, Ernie Urnikis, Luis Vidal, Steve Viola, Felix Witte, Wolfgang Becker, Natalie PortmanYet again I must see. And again. Until I am busted (embarrassing when father finds your Playboy stash – but this film makes you cool, not shamed).

Two thumbs are in the air! What the hell did they see? A “wow, cool, what?” movie that is cool.

Hells yeah. I will see this many times, with the Cheetos and weed to make the understanding believable. It is the only way.

Go to your dispensary. Grab your pipe. Go see “Cloud Atlas.”

Really.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “American Horror Story – Asylum” is coooool. Adam Levine gets what he (for his Marooning 5 crimes) deserves. I smiled big!

The Watch [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari Wilson

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari Wilson The Watch

With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen

The times that movies are not good are the long times.

We sit and wait.

Something must be better.

If not a plot or a funny, will the smoke make the bad the good?

Will an end come that is better than the beginning?

We hope.

We wait.

Mostly in vain.

Such it is with this dog poo stuck in the waffle tread of my cool Wolverines. It smells, it adheres and refuses to go away.

With a stick I dig, little flecks of “The Watch” leave my brain thoughts and flop to my carpet.

Then more for the digging of movie crap off of my sole.

And yet the smell of “The Watch” lives on up my nose-hole.

Can I not rid myself of the stink cloud?  Perhaps shots of Kossu will clean my brain with sweet, sweet “I forget.”

But no.

What is seen cannot be unseen.  What is smelled is forever in my nose front face.

Dammit.

I will put Kossu in my neti-pot and flush my mucus creators forever.

Who needs smell when smell is now always crap?  Not Kimmo, that is sure!

Plot?  I guess.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo on Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The Watch, Akiva Schaffer, Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Avoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Erin MOriarty, Nicholas Braun, , R. Lee Ermery, Joe Nunez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert Sibley, Grace Froneberger, Bonnie Silver, Jill Jane Clements, Paul Barlow, Thomas Elliott, Sean Goulding, Amy Napier Viteri, Flax Dame, Ryan Girard, Katie Kneeland, Ted Huckabee, Jeremiah Williams, Ethan Shapanka, Marla Malcolm, Lindsey Coley, LaDonna Allison, Andy Samberg, Joma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Cathy Shim, Carissa Capobianco, Kelsey Talley, Melia Talley, Patricia French, Erinn Hayes, Zack Mines, Emilee Yuve Sikes, Lisa M. Barfield, William J. Barry, William Belli, Candace Blanchard, Hillary Brant, Canute Brown-Morgan, Miller Carbon, Eric Croas, Joshua Andrew Davies, Kathryn Dickerson, Derek Ryan Duke, Hanna Frankel, Jon Gould, Jonathan Hart, Bradford Haynes, Kristopher Higgins, Landon Hoffman, Kathlene Huslin, Bonnie JOhnson, Cait Johnson, Zack Kibria, Cassidy Layden, Grace Layden, Michael D. Layden, Todd Maynor, Ramona McGowan, Jaquail E. Myers, Jade Nicolette, Bill Pacer, Pete Pelfrey, Denise Pereira, Taylor Prezzano, Benjamin Reed, Timothy J. Richardson, Joel Rogers, Valeri Rogers, Harley Shelhammer, Liz Smallwood, Alexander Isaiah Thomas, Jave Tyroff, Justin Wheelon, Nicolas Wolf, Jacqueline Marie Zwick, Blondel Aidoo, Monica Levinson, Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty, Bill Rosenberg, Christophe Beck, Barry Peterson, Dean Zimmerman, Alyssa Weisberg, Doug Meerdink, Cindy Carr, Wendy Chuck, Chris Dowell, Noelle Green, Monica Levinson, Adam McCarthy, Robert West, Jack Gill, Eric Glasser, Robert Hoffman, Simeon Jones, James LaRocca, Stephen W. Moore, Kendall Nichols, Katie Pruitt, Paige Adair, Bill barnes, Dann Brauckmann, SEan Britts, James Carson, Sandi Cook, Jack Gill, Andrew Rush, Greg Wattkis, W. Aeric Adama,s Lauren Aparicio, Gaytra Arnold, Nicole Baker, Phillip Banks, Mark Behar, Jason Bogard, Justin Campbell, Joann Connolly, Marcus Cooley, Dustin DellaVecchia, Ethan Duff, Matthew Eldridge, Vincent Farrell, Ethan Firestone, Clint Fumanti, Gail Hunter, Les Morgan, Stephanie Pauli, Thomas Polleri, Ethan Shapanka, Paula Stier, Kathryn Tamblyn, Eric Thompson, Beau Turpin, Pablo Velez, Steve Viola, John Weber, Townson Wells, Mari WilsonBen Stiller is anal control freak at Costco.  Murder!  Skinned corpse!

Then Vince Vaughn (bloated like a drunken Swede) who is more for the party (shock!), less for the funny (how many years since “Swingers”?  Too many).

Jonah Hill has returned to the fat and is now again funny (well, for this movie anyway) and angry because he is not a cop.

Then there is an English black guy (Richard Ayoade) who deserved to be in better cinema, but must have done something to be punished here.

Free Richard Ayoade!

These wacky misfits are the neighborhood watch!

Zany!

They have an adventure!  Aliens!

Dick jokes!  Alien dick jokes!

So much bad.  So much.

What have I done wrong to deserve this?

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Really?  More likely “The Look At Bloody Car Wreck.”

Eyeballs don’t go to the screen for the funny – they can’t possibly look away.  And then there is the hope from the above that I spoke.

And hope is the cruelest thing…

So, two thumbs just kind of doing thumb things.  Not happy thumbs.  Not suicidal thumbs.  Just thumbs that are needing the entertainment to happen.

Thumbs that didn’t get squat from “The Watch.”

I am so excited for next week!  Another re-make!  That is so novel!

Never done in Hollywood!  They are so original!

“Total Recall” will be all time the great one that needed a re-boot.

Sony Pictures can kiss my whirling butt-cherry.

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P.S.  Become my friend on Facebook.  That is the only way that the truth of our friendship can be true.  Do it!

P.P.S.  Summer T.V. is turning from suck to Summer Olympics.  What is the difference?

Men In Black 3 [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Men In Black.

They took my great-grandparents’ out to a field.

Then in the head brain shot.

Dead.

Not funny.

Fucking Nazis.

Then movie times.

“Men In Black” sprays on Finland.

Funny?

Hells to the yeah!

Aliens!

Crashes!

Fresh Prince!

“Men In Black 2”?  Nice.  Not necessary.

Saw it three times while feeling up the boob of Anita Krakhousenen (her boobs were for to make the manhood mine – and then some!  Until this day I will remember… more than a handful).

To say that Men in Black 3″ is the best installment in the trilogy, there is only that we are moving briskly.

Plot?  Maybe.

It all starts in a maximum security prison located on the Moon.

Boris Boglodite, fearsome creature played by Jermaine Clement, managed to escape and return to Earth with the goal of death of Constable K (Tommy Lee Jones), which put him in the nuts (THE NUTS!) in the late 60s, and the enslavement of our planet.

To achieve his goals, he uses a machine to explore time and changes the course of history.

Faced with the catastrophic consequences of acts of Boris, Agent J (Will Smith) has only one solution – to turn the plunge and find themselves pushed in 1969 to try to put things in order.

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This is Josh Brolin, who was the George Bush and Oliver Stone plays here an Agent K the younger.  Via a hilarious imitation of Tommy Lee Jones, a game of mimicry and an amazing little help cosmetic, the illusion is perfect.

So, in your face!

Now my stoner brain is in crisis.

Josh Brolin in this movie?  Or greatest actor Tommy Lee Jones making me think that Josh Brolin is the Tommy Lee Jones?

Son of a bitch.

This movie is hard.

Who is who?

What the hell?

The good rises so high that right here there is only a high five given.  To myself.

You are left to hang.

Favorite for me is the alien freak show.  From their time of the 60s (and some 70s) we find a passion for laughing at the past.

Now is so cool.  The past is for crap.

We have neck beards now and are the hip!

Everything before 2005 is a joke for on the farting!

I’m so fucking cool.  I’m wearing a fedora!

Sorry.  The Lemon Stank Weed throws me on a tangent.

“Men In Black 3” was cool.

Why do I let Hollywood rile me so?

I still wait for “Prometheus.”

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P.S.  HAAAAA!!!!  American Idol!!!!   I called it 10 weeks ago!!!!!  WGWG#5!!!!!!  Vidar, you can suck it!!!!!  Phillip Phillips is the motherfucking man!!!  If Dave Mathews dies…